A/N: OMG! I'm so sorry! My birthday was on the 14th, and I was celebrating. Party-time!

Also, I have a YouTube account, but I'm only commenting on it. XD

Melissa, Russia is mine. MINE. I know you're in denial, its okay. It's part of the coping process. XD

Does anyone even read author's notes? I always skip them when I read. O.o

Anyway, disclaimers!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!

I DON'T OWN ANY SONGS! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTED OWNERS!

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! 1,191 words, btw. :)

Matt and Al stayed perfectly still as an awkward silence filled the room. The loud banging against the door started again, following by a shrill, obnoxious "HOUSEKEEPING! HOUSEKEEPING YOU WANT TOWEL? DILDO? PLEASE? HOUSEKEEPING PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!" Matt gently pushed Al off of himself, and made his way to the door. He squinted into the peephole, and instead of a housekeeper, he was greeted by a frantic, hyper blonde. He immediately opened the door, and Susie rushed in, locking every lock on the suite door. Once she gained her breathe, she sighed, and sat against the door.

"Thank you, Uncle Mattie!" Susie exclaimed, and Matt only sighed. Al looked at the two of him, as confusion riddled his face. Susie looked tired and disheveled, but she also looked triumphant and proud. Her pony tail had long strands sticking out in places, but she didn't try to fix them. After a moment of silence, a loud banging filled the room once again.

"SUSIE! OPEN LA PORTA RIGHT NOW OR THERE'S GONNA BE A SHIT STORM COMING YOUR WAY!" An irate voice thundered, and Matt immediately knew who it was. But, the anger in the first voice's tone was downplayed by light laugher.

"C'mon, Lovi, mi amor, she's a girl, of course she's curious!"

"That doesn't give her the right to put cameras in our rooms! Especially when she knew we were gonna- ya know- do stuff! We were in the tub and everything!"

"I know, I know Lovi. But all the cameras are gone, right?" Antonio, the second voice, reasoned. Lovi sniffled, and replied dramatically, "But, it was a private moment! And, and, I wanted it to be, special! I don't know Antonio!" Muffled sobs and gentle coos could be heard, and Susie chuckled. Matt glared at her disapprovingly, and Al began to chuckle as well. Matt shook his head, and waited for the couple to leave. Once Matt could hear Lovino and Antonio's footsteps move away from the suite, Matt glared at the two blondes on the floor.

"Susie, what the hell did you do? And Al, get off the floor!" Matt commanded, and surprisingly enough, he did. Susie just sat and smiled, and batted her eye lashes.

"Susie."

"Yes, Uncle Mattie?"

"Did you put cameras in Antonio and Lovino's suite?"

"…Define suite."

"Well, you of all people should know, you're the definition queen."

"… Touché, my young uncle, but answer me this: Who is a modest man with two holes?"

"I don't know, who?"

"Lovino. That's who. God he's nasty! And I was lying; he ain't modest! HAHA!" Susie laughed, and Alfred burst into laughter as well. The two of them laughed for what seemed to be a couple of minutes, before they stopped. Matt was obviously displeased.

"You people…" Matt huffed, rubbing his temples.

"Okay, Auntie May. HAHAHA!" Susie yelled, setting the two boisterous blondes back into a fit of laughter. After settling down, Susie sighed.

"Actually, I came in here to tell you that we need to leave to go to the set of the video. Arthur is already drunk. We leave in thirty minutes." Susie said, dusting off her pants. "Goodbye!" With that, Susie swiftly opened the door, and skipped out into the hallway.

"…Matt, you know I'm still horny. We could-"

"No."

"COCKBLOCK BIATCH!" Melissa screamed, before laughing manically and running to catch up with Susie. Following Melissa was Hotel Security. The couple just stared at each other in silence, before getting ready for the film.

In the Limo

"I'm so horny Draco! Let me wank you off~~*burp*! God, I want your Slytherin in my a*hiccup*ssssssss!" Arthur moaned, palming Francis' growing bulge.

"No, you must wait until we get to Hogwarts!"

"We don't think you should wait!" Melissa and Susie said in unison. They both giggled, and Arthur grinned and licked his lips sloppily, before rubbing Francis' "family jewels" more roughly.

"We have the camera-"

"And everything~!" Melissa ended, holding up the camera with an evil grin.

"One of us! One of us! Hehehe~!" They exclaimed, and the rest of the group just stared. When the group got into the car, they were all assigned roles. Arthur would be Harry Potter, Francis would be Draco Malfoy, Alfred would be Ron, Matt would be Herminie, Ludwig would be Snape, Feliciano would be Neville Longbottom, Ivan would be Viktor Krum, Melissa would be Luna Lovegood, and Susie would be Professor McGonagall. Lovino didn't want a specific part, and Antonio just couldn't act.

"Luna, now, now, we must make sure Harry does not get into trouble!" Susie or 'McGonagall' chirped. Melissa or 'Luna' giggled. The two of them giggled, until the limo made its way to the theme park. Susie and Melissa jumped out of the limo, and raced to the ticket booth. Ivan trailed the two girls, and called out, "Susie, Melissa, we have special permission to be here! Have you noticed no one is here?" Susie looked about, her hair whipping around. She pouted.

"Well, I didn't know! Excuse me." Susie retorted, and moved through the gates confidently. The sun was just dipping over the horizon, and night was approaching. Nonetheless, Susie headed on, with Melissa trailing only a couple of steps behind. The group struggled to keep up, but the two girls made an abrupt halt. Standing before them were two figures, with silver masks and long, flowing black cloaks. One figure was tall, with broad shoulders. The other figure was smaller in stature, and almost had the appearance of a woman.

"You both must come with us." The smaller one commanded.

"What if we don't, fag?" Susie replied, and they both smirked. The figures said nothing, and stood there. Susie tilted her head. "Ya know, you guys seem like you're both butt buddies, you know that right? You're standing so close to each oth- hey, put me down!" Both girls shrieked as the large man picked both of them up with ease. Then, the man swiftly turned, and began to walk away.

"Stop! Let go of her NOW! This was not part of the plan; she is not to be hurt!" Ivan shouted, pushing past the others to get to the two kidnappers. The two figures looked at each other, before making a mad dash in the opposite direction. Ivan trailed right behind, trying to catch them.

"Ivan, HELP! Please!" Susie pleaded, reaching out to him, but to no avail. Ivan devoutly sprinted to try and save her. Tears of anger, guilt, and frustration brimmed in her eyes. Susie tried to punch her kidnapper, but the figure simply pinned her arms down, so all she could was helplessly wail. The other group members tried to keep up, but eventually, the only one chasing after the mysterious two was Ivan, who still kept his strong stride. Once the mysterious duo turned the corner, including Ivan, a huge puff of smoke enveloped the rest of the group, and suddenly, one by one, the group was pulled away by unseen hands, until Matt and Al were separated. Matt inhaled an odd substance, and he suddenly felt woozy. After swaying for a couple seconds, the world went black.

A/N: This took a dark, dark turn. And it will get darker. But all will be revealed, there's a reason. :)