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Bella's POV

They're moving here? That's just great, I can say goodby to my sex life. I'm already going without it for a week. Right now, my life sucks. I love my parents, but they are so over bearing. I'm an adult! I don't need them to tell me what to do.

" Bella, are you listening?", My mom brings me out of my thoughts. I smile slightly at her.

" Yes, what's the second part?", I ask.

" Well, after a lot of planning and discussion, your father and I have decided to make you a big sister! Isn't that the most wonderful news?", Mom squeals.

" You're having a baby? You're too old to have a baby! How in the hell does it make any sense that I am twenty five years older than my brother or sister! Plus, it's disgusting that you two are still having sex at your age.", I yell. Mom just giggles. Dad rolls his eyes.

" Just because we're older doesn't mean we can't love each other the way a husband and wife should. And we aren't having a baby, we're adopting. Within the next few months, we're adopting two teenagers. Twins. Rosalie and Jasper. They're sixteen and fit right in with our family.", Dad is smiling. I'm going from an only child to a sister of two people in less than a few months?

Kellan started crying at that moment. I decided that I'd use him to escape. I know it makes me a horrible person, but I just couldn't face my family right now. Is it bad to admit I was a little jealous? They were so upset during my childhood and teen years that they couldn't have anymore children. I was upset that I would be an only child. Now that they're finally getting what they want, I can't help but be jealous. Sure, they're moving to be closer to me but they aren't just my parents anymore.

I change Kellan's diaper and settle him back into his crib as his little eyes droop. Grabbing the baby monitor on the way out, I head back downstairs. Dad is staring Edward down, Mom is cooing over Connor and Emmett is just sitting there awkwardly.

" So, when are they moving in with you?", I ask them. They smile at each other.

" Within the next few weeks. We just need the adoption papers to be finalized and they're all ours.", Mom smiles lovingly. I can tell how happy she is to have more kids. She and Dad always wanted a big family. Then she got pregnant with me and I ruined her chances.

" Love, I'm going to start dinner. Emmett, finish your homework. Just put Connor in his bouncy seat and bring him into the kitchen.", Edward stands up and Emmett follows him.

" Honey, is something wrong? You don't seem very happy.", Dad asks me.

" Everything is fine, I just don't feel well.", I lied. Dad narrows his eyes at me, I'm a horrible liar.

" Are you pregnant? Because if you are, we'll be there for you. Does Eddie know? Is it possible for you too have twins since the boy had them?", Mom rushes out. My eyes pop open.

" No! No, no, no! I am not pregnant. I'm just not feeling well, I have a headache. That's it.", I stutter out. Mom doesn't seem convinced.

" Are you sure? Sometimes you can have a light period. It's called implantation spotting and is totally normal.", She states. I feel a blush rise to my cheeks.

" Mom, I am absolutely sure that I'm not pregnant.", hopefully that changes the subject but nope. Guess it's not my lucky day.

" How can you be sure though, honey? I say we take a test. Just to make sure.", dad looks extremely uncomfortable as Mom talks.

" Mom, I'm on birth control and we always use a condom. Trust me, I'm not having a baby. Kellan and Connor are only two months old, bringing in another baby would be...Difficult.", I sigh. I honestly don't understand how she could even think I was pregnant. My dad shudders and I have to hold back a laugh. No doubt would he absolutely love Edward if I wasn't having sex with him. My mom's phone rings. She answers it and after about ten minutes ends the call.

" Sweetheart, I'm sorry but we have to head home. Apparently the papers went through without delay. The twins are going to be with us tomorrow instead of a few weeks from now.", Mom kisses my cheek. She and dad are excited, they dart out the door without so much as a goodbye. I roll my eyes and walk into the kitchen.

" No need to make so much, they left.", I state dryly.

" Why? What happened?", He furrows his eyebrows.

" Turns out I'll be a big sister tomorrow. They had to go home to pick up the kids.", I sigh sadly. He pulls me into a hug.

" Everything will be okay. I understand, you've never had to share your parents before. It's okay to be jealous.", He kisses my forehead.

" Edward, they thought I was pregnant.", I laugh. He pales and turns a little green.

" You're not though, right? I don't think we have enough room in the house for a baby.", he says worriedly. I kiss his lips lightly.

" I'm not pregnant. I was thinking we could get married before you knocked me up.", I wink at him. He lets out a belly laugh.

" Why? Here, let's create a baby on the table. We'll be like the cool modern people of today. We'll be like Em!", He teases as Emmett walks in. Emmett rolls his eyes.

" Hardy har har, asshole. It was one time and I'll admit it sucked. Besides, I can only get better right? So why not practice for my future wife?", He wiggles his eyebrows.

" I thought you never wanted to have sex again?", I smile lightly. He scoffs.

" Bella, your parents are old fashioned. I wanted them to like me. Saying that I'd like to wait, is like redeeming myself in their book. I've already had sex again since I knocked Irina up. Except this time, it was with a girl my age and I made sure to wear two condoms.", He grins. I shake my head and turn to Edward.

" Betcha he has another kid by the time he's outta high school."

" I learned my lesson last time, Bells. I really don't want another kid. Two is enough for now.", Emmett grabs Connor and heads out. Edward and I are laughing the whole time. Sure it probably wasn't appropriate to make fun of Emmett, but it sure was funny.

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