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"Smile, boys!" Linda said taking a picture of Phineas and Ferb riding ponies in a tiny circle. "Aw, you two look so cute!"
"She means well." Phineas said looking at no one.
"I'll be back in a few hours. Have fun!" Linda said pulling away revealing Candace standing behind the car.
"What are we supposed to do here for a few hours?" Candace asked walking up to the fence and leaning forward on it.
"Don't fret non, school marm." Phineas said trying to speak in a western drawl. "I'm sure som'in will come up."
Candace hopped up onto the fence and took her phone out, dialing Stacy's number and immediately began talking into it.
"So, he was like totally checking me out when little Miss Booty Shorts walks in front of me." Candace paused giving Stacy a chance to respond. "Yeah, yeah! So, I was like 'Uh, hello?' and so she was like 'Oh no, you di-in't!' and I was like 'Oh yes, I di-id!'"
After gossiping for about 4 and 3/937ths of a minute Candace's conversation was interrupted by termites eating the fence she was sitting on.
"TERMITES!" Candace screamed hanging up the phone as she ran away from the giant horde of wood-thirsty termites. Running into a barn she slammed the door shut and turned around to see a herd of cows. "Holy cow!"
Screaming as the termites began eating the entire barn Candace ran away, followed by all the cows. She ran past Phineas, Ferb and Isabella and straight not even sparing them a glance. After 12 seconds, she pulled her phone back out and called Stacy, still running away from the cows.
"Oh, my gosh! Stacy, I'm, like, in a stampede! It's like-" Candace said before tripping and falling face first into a puddle of mud as the cows began jumping over her. "Uh, just a sec."
"Hey, Candace." Phineas said jumping over Candace while riding on a horse, followed by Ferb and Isabella also on horses.
"Hey, Phineas." Candace said as they rode off into town.
"Anyway, Stacy, I was, like, in a stampede and then I fell into mud!" Candace said sitting up in the puddle. "Yeah, I know, right?"
After a good 2 hours Phineas and Ferb returned to the ranch with all the cows.
"Well, this has been fun, but we ought to be getting the herb back into the coral. Where can we find a coral?" Phineas said as the cows all came to a stop in a clearing just before wood started falling out of the sky and sticking into the dirt, followed by a large piece of metal falling on top of the wood, creating a corral. "Well, that was easy."
"Curse you Perry the Platypus!" A man's voice shouted as Candace walked over to Phineas and Ferb.
"Well that's weird…" Candace said looking towards where the voice came from only to see no one.
"That was so awesome." Phineas said dropping off his horse followed by Isabella and Ferb.
"Woo-hoo!" Isabella said as Linda's car pulled up.
"Hey kids. Did you guys have fun?" Linda asked getting out of the car.
"Yee-haw!" Phineas cheered.
"Woo, doggie!" Isabella cheered.
"Good." Linda said as Candace opened the car door.
"Candace, sweetie, why are you covered in mud?" Linda asked turning around to face her muddy daughter.
"I fell in a puddle." Candace said flatly as she climbed into the car.
"How'd she fell in a puddle?" Linda asked turning to face the kids.
"Well, I reckon running from cattle ain't for city folk." Ferb answered.