Disclaimer: Don't own it wish I did but don't so yeah.

Alice was bouncing slightly as she read the next name off to sing

" Yea Its me" Alice danced around with delight as she moved to draw a song out of the hat with ease she did , she just briefly glanced at the paper. She then moved to the music and flipped through the discs with a practiced ease as granted they were hers. She pulled out the disc and put it into the player, she grabbed the microphone and began to sing her song.

Bella laughed slightly as she knew the song, matter of fact Edward had caught her dancing and singing to the song in her room a few nights before, but she laughed and so did Edward now as he looked to the Bella with that crooked grin of his.

Alice glared at them as she didn't like them laughing during her singing

Edward just shook his head at her but smiled at Alice as she then smiled as she nodded understanding washing over her features as she sang.

You're so good to me Baby, Baby

I want to lock you up in my closet, where no one's around
I want to put your hand in my pocket, because you're allowed
I want to drive you into the corner, and kiss you without a sound
I want to stay this way forever, I'll say it loud
Now you're in and you can't get out

You make me so hot
Make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous
I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe
You make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous
You're so good to me Baby, Baby
You're so good to me Baby, Baby

Bella inclined her head a bit to the left to look at Jasper.

Jasper kept his eyes completely on Alice and he smiled as he watched her. The look in his eyes was the same look he held when Bella, Edward, and Alice had returned from Italy a few months ago.
Edward turned his head to follow Bella's gaze as he saw her smile and looked at Jasper a brief moment, but then turned his attention back towards his Angel.

Edward still couldn't believe she choose him that she loved him, was going to marry him. This caused a bigger smile to cross his features as he thought about it, he brought a hand up and like the first time outside of the gym he let his hand slide down her cheek.

Bella looked at him and she flushed slightly but she turned her eyes back towards Alice.

I can make you feel all better, just take it in
And I can show you all the places, you've never been
And I can make you say everything, that you never said
And I will let you do anything, again and again
Now you're in and you can't get out

You make me so hot
Make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous
I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe

You make me wanna scream

You're so fabulous
You're so good to me Baby, Baby
You're so good to me Baby, Baby

Esme held that motherly look upon her face as she watched Jasper watch Alice. She was so glad they were happy, and she took Carlisle's hand and smiled up at him. Carlisle smiled back down to her. He gently brought her hand up to his lips and kissed it softly. He was happy that his children and his wife were happy. That was all he could every hope for.

Kiss me gently
Always I know
Hold me love me
Don't ever go

You make me so hot
Make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous
I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe
You make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous
You're so good to me

Angela and Ben just watched holding hands. They couldn't quite understand that depth of love that each couple held for each other because there love was to that level yet. Yes they cared deeply for one another and finally had told each other "I love you" for the first time, just a few nights ago.

Tyler was quiet though as he watched Alice then again beginning inhumanely beautiful tended to get people to look at you.

Eric just watched as well.

Jessica was busy watching Edward and Bella as well, though she wished Edward was hers. She couldn't deny what she saw when they looked at one another.

Lauren smiled but it didn't reach her eyes, as she would glare anytime she looked at Bella and Edward together and holding hands. Her thoughts were not that pretty either.

" He will be mine by the end of the night "

Edward didn't notice, for once as he was focused solely upon the angel that sat beside him.

Rosalie and Emmett were watching Alice yet talking to each other softly. Suddenly a loud yelp was heard as Rosalie had smacked Emmett upside the head. He had decided to tell her that he thought Avril Lavigne was hot.

Everyone laughed as they looked at him, Alice glared once again as her song came to an end she smiled though.

You make me so hot
Make me wanna drop
You're so ridiculous
I can barely stop
I can hardly breathe
You make me wanna scream
You're so fabulous
You're so good to me Baby, Baby
You're so good to me Baby, Baby

She bowed as they all clapped , She then put the microphone down and danced over to the hat with the names. Sticking her hand in she swirled it around a bit as she spoke

"Thank you, thank you all" Alice giggled

" Now lets see who is next."

She pulled her hand out and spoke, as she read the paper.

"We have Carlisle !"

Carlisle let go of Esme's hand and made his way to the stage. He smiled slightly wary at Alice as she held the hat with the songs in it for guys to him. As she held a creepy like smile, Bella was even slightly wary. One it was smile that she always saw when Alice wanted to take her shopping. Alice danced off the stage and Carlisle pulled out his song.

He read the paper as he was walking towards the music and he stopped half way there, cause he heard Alice giggle and then Edward laughed. He had read Alice's mind and saw what song Carlisle would be singing. He knew the rules and his own children even his wife would make him pay if he tried to get out of it.

He sighed in a bit of defeat as he moved to the music and flipped through the discs until he came upon the one he needed, as he certainly didn't want it. He pulled it out and slid it into the player grabbing the microphone he began his song.

Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

Carlisle had made his voice go high for the girl part in the beginning where they talk.

Esme had slapped her hand to her mouth to keep from laughing though one could see it in her eyes.

Bella had done the same as Esme, slapping her hand over her mouth, to keep from laughing out loud.

Emmett, Jasper, Edward, Rosalie, and Alice of course had no problem with openly laughing and they did. Especially when the rap part started.


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me 'cause you aint that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, Wet, got it goin like a turbo vet

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talking bout playboy
'cause silicone parts were made for toys
I wann 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble

Eric and Tyler finally joined in the laughter along with Ben. Jessica, Lauren, and Angela looked in shock.

Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Till the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
'cause them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
'cause I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

Esme finally couldn't hold it in anymore and she started laughing which caused Bella to laugh finally out loud as well.

Jessica and the rest hesitantly giggled at first, then finally they all were laughing with tears coming out their eyes. In thanks part to Jasper. He sent out a wave of giggles to people. Which in turn hit Carlisle so he was trying not to laugh and sing at the same time.

Jasper realized what was happening and did his best to calm down himself so Carlisle could finish the song without falling into a fit of hysterical laughter.

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

Carlisle was praying this song was going to end soon. As with his accent the rap was rather hard to do, well with the fact that his children and their friends were laughing at him. Then realized his own wife was laughing out loud now. His thoughts were about getting even. Edward was laughing to hard to even realize the things that Carlisle was thinking about doing to his Volvo.

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'cause his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in the middle but she got much back (x4)

The song finally coming to a close was helpful as Carlisle if he could blush would have been in embarrassment. He quickly got of the stage as a laughing Alice as she stepped back on speaking.

" Well there we have it folks the unique rap styling of our towns most prominent doctor. Carlisle Cullen."

Carlisle glared at her then as he thought about burning all her clothes Edward heard that thought and shot Alice a warning glare that Carlisle wasn't happy. She saw it and then quickly stuck her hand into the hat and spoke as she swirled her hand around and pulled out the next name.

" Next we have …."

There you guys go Chapter 10. Reviews please. Oh yeah the first song was Hot by Avril Lavigne and the second song was Baby got back by Sir Mixalot