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Wedding Crasher
Naruto leapt from one rooftop to the next before landing on a rooftop where he had a clear view of the new metal Hyuga Compound. A good portion of the village was present but what Naruto was watching was the couple on the balcony above them. Rai. And Hinata. She wore a beautiful wedding dress that exposed her breasts almost completely, and make-up. Nothing special, just what the alternate version Naruto had met in Menma's universe had had on. and the dress was something she would wear.
"Please tell me I'm back there," Naruto sighed looking at the Hokage Monument and seeing his father's face and Tsunade's. And Danzo's. "What? That's...shit Rai. What have you done?"
He turned back around as Rai and Hinata began to leap forward.
"Fuck no you bastard," Naruto growled hurling a standard kunai at Rai as he used Body Flicker to go to the ceiling over the pair.
At the last second, Rai leaned back, the kunai carving a shallow cut in his chest and ruining his robe. He sighed in annoyance and looked up at Naruto, whose face betrayed nothing but unrestrained rage.
"Rai!" Naruto growled beginning to lean forward.
Then, he shot down the roof in a massive cloud of dust, metal plates launching away from him as he did. At the last second, he skidded to a stop as Kurenai appeared in front of him, pale and looking nervous but holding a kunai in each hand.
"Kurenai Sensei," Naruto blinked. "Please get out of my way. I don't want to hurt you. My business is with Rai."
"I don't know what 'business' you have with the new head of the Hyuga Clan but I won't let you hurt him," Kurenai stated. "Even if I have to die to do it, I will stop you."
"I would never kill you Kurenai Sensei," Naruto sighed drawing his swords. "But you really don't recognize me do you?"
"No," Kurenai said bluntly. "You and I have never met."
"That's not true," Naruto stated and noticed Hinata giving him a funny look. "Can I have one moment?"
"Speak," Kurenai allowed.
"Hinata, please tell me you remember me," Naruto pleaded. "It's me. It's Naruto."
"Naruto?" Hinata blinked. "K...Kurenai...don't...don't let him hurt me!"
Naruto felt his heart begin to cave in, sinking to his knees as his swords fell to the roof, sliding away from him and Kurenai catching both with her feet.
"Get out of her Hinata," Kurenai spoke up. "Rai, keep her safe."
"Of course," Rai snorted. "What else?"
He led Hinata away and Naruto simply stared at a spot on the roof in front of him.
"She doesn't know me," Naruto said miserably. "I should have known. No one does anymore."
"Come with me, and you can tell me your story," Kurenai offered.
"I can't do that Kurenai Sensei," Naruto sighed.
"Why do you keep calling me Sensei?" Kurenai asked.
"I'm one of the Konoha Eleven," Naruto stated.
"The what?" Kurenai asked.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto tried.
"Uzumaki?" Kurenai snorted. "There hasn't been an Uzumaki in years. Now come with me."
"I'm not leaving," Naruto stated firmly, standing. "Let me tell you my story here, if you must know it."
"Fine," Kurenai nodded. "Go ahead."
"Do you notice that I look like the Forth Hokage?" Naruto asked.
"I did," Kurenai nodded. "Random coincidence."
"I'm his son," Naruto stated as Kurenai bent over, laughing hysterically. "I am. My name is Naruto Uzumaki by choice. Naruto Namikaze by birth."
"And I'm the daughter of Tsunade Senju," Kurenai snorted.
Naruto threw a kunai he had placed his seal on to one side. Her eyes followed and just as she saw the knife, he appeared over it. She blinked, doing a double-take from where he had been to him then turned toward him, picking up his swords.
"You're fast," Kurenai commended.
"I teleported," Naruto stated.
"Sorry, not buying it," Kurenai stated. "Now, about your story."
"When I was born, my father, Minato Namikaze, was going to seal half of the Nine-tails inside of me and the other inside himself," Naruto stated. "Be fore he could, the Third Hokage arrived and did it for him, also healing my mother, Kushina Uzumaki, who was the previous Jinchuriki of the Nine-tailed Demon Fox before she could die. A few years later, my father put an early end to the Uchiha uprising by arresting Fugaku and several others, causing Danzo Shimura to flee as he had orchestrated it in an attempt to take control of the village. I was enrolled in the academy and graduated one of the top two of my class with Sasuke Uchiha whose brother, Itachi, became the leader of the clan. I was placed on a team with Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno. We went tot he Land of Waves and defeated Haku of the Ice Style and Zabuza Momochi of the Village Hidden in the Mist. When we got back, we entered the Chunin exams and fought Orochimaru, the Snake Sage and third Legendary Sanin. He defeated us easily and gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal of Heaven. During the semifinals, Hinata, a member of your squad, fought her cousin, Neji Hyuga, who tried to kill her. I stopped him and he nearly killed me as well. During the third part of the exams, Gaara of the Sand tried to summon the One-tailed Beast sealed inside him to destroy the leaf. Sasuke and I managed to defeat him, if only barely, and he retreated. While we did, my father fought Orochimaru and was left in a coma. After several days of training with Itachi and Kakashi Hatake, Danzo attacked the Uchiha, killing five and taking their sharingan before myself, Sasuke, Itachi, and Shisui found him and another ninja, Kisame Hoshigaki, both of them being members of the Akatsuki, a group that wanted the nine tailed beasts to summon a massive power to destroy the world with. We fought but in the end, Danzo killed Shisui and stole one of his eyes. We drove Danzo and Kisame off and Shisui entrusted his eye to Itachi. After that, Sasuke left the Hidden Leaf to train with Orochimaru to become stronger, after witch he would come back for Itachi and me to try to kill Danzo.
"I was supposed to leave on a training trip with my godfather Jiraiya, the Toad Sage and a Legendary Sanin but we were delayed several times. Once to help the princess of the Land of Snow retake her home from her usurping uncle, once to help out new ally Gaara save his student, once to escort a runner in a race, and once to find a Bikochu beetle to track Danzo with. Then, aster Jiraiya and I left. After a while, we returned to help defend the village against a group of knights using something called the Stone of Gelel to form a massive empire. Once we stopped them, a friend of mine fused a stone with my hand, allowing me to heal others and eventually to return life to the dead. We left again and didn't return for two years. When we did, we almost immediately left for Sunagakure, now our ally. The group was me, Sakura, Temari, Gaara's sister, Hinata, and Kakashi. The Akatsuki had captured him but we arrived in time to save him. One Akatsuki member got away while the other was killed. When we got back, I healed my father, waking him from his coma. Then we left to help the Priestess of the Land of Ogres seal the demon Moryo. After we were finished with that, we went to the Tenchi Bridge to meet the Akatsuki's spy in Orochimaru's organization, where I fought Orochimaru again, nearly winning. We followed him to his base where we found Sasuke who told me his full plan to kill Danzo. He left with Orochimaru and Kabuto and we headed back. I perfected a massively powerful jutsu as much as I could at the time before we found more Akatsuki and went after them, arriving just in time to save Asuma Sensei. I killed one of them and Shikamaru dropped the other into a pit and buried him. About the same time we got back, we were attacked by a group of ninja called the Sky Village. We tracked them back and arrived in time to meet and battle the Zero-tailed Beast. After a very long fight against it, I won and went into the ruins it was protected, finding someone I had thought to be my friend, and dead, to be the leader of the Sky Village. He was actually an incredibly powerful shinobi who was capable of opening all eight Inner Chakra Gates and living thanks to something called Dark Chakra. After a long and painful fight against him Sasuke arrived and saved me. The man escaped, however, and we chased him in time for him to fuse with the Zero-tails. We fought and destroyed the Zero-tails along with the ruin and only barely survived.
"After all of that was over, we were sent to seal the Three-tailed Turtle, a mission that failed thanks again to Orochimaru and then the Akatsuki took the Three-tails. We did, however, gain a ninja renowned for her Crystal Style jutsus though, so it was a fair trade. After that, Sasuke killed Orochimaru, and finally contacted me and Itachi, summoning us to fight Danzo. We met him there, the fight already underway and began to help. However, Danzo had embedded the sharingan of his victims into his arm and was able to evade death using Izanagi. After a very long, very annoying battle, he managed to near fatally wound Itachi. Sasuke, who had absorbed Orochimaru, lost control, Orochimaru escaping. Just as he did, Itachi activated his Susanoo, sealing Orochimaru permanently in the Totsuka Blade. When we got back, Pein, leader of the Akatsuki, attacked and destroyed the Hidden Leaf village after killing Master Jiraiya. I was away training to use Sage Mode and returned just as Pein was about to kill Tsunade. I stopped him and defeated him then found the real version and freed him from the Akatsuki's true leader's control. The rest of the Kage called a Five Kage Summit, my father being the stand-in Hokage, and we all went to the Land of Iron for the summit. Along the way, we found another Jinchuriki, Fu, Jinchuriki of the Seven-tailed Beast, and brought her with us, offering to allow her to live in our village, since she was shunned from her own. She agreed and we went to the summit with her. While there, a man we believed to be Madara Uchiha declared war on us all and demanded the Jinchuriki be turned over to him. When we refused, Kisame broke in, holding my mother at sword-point. She broke free and we killed Kisame, as well as a spy that was in possession of a Byakugan, which we took back and that was later implanted into me. Me and the rest of the Jinchuriki went to an island, or, what we thought was an island, in the Land of Clouds to train, including the new Kazekage Gaara, so that we could learn to control our Tailed Beasts.
"While there, we found and killed the real Kisame who had been hidden inside his sword. Just after that, We were recalled to the village where I was sentenced to a lifetime in Hozuki Castle for attempted murder of the Raikage. While there, I aided a Kusagakure ANBU in finding a weapon known as the Box of Paradise that released a demon. After defeating that demon, I returned to Konoha, cleared of the charges, which turned out to be a lie from the start, and was promptly attacked by the Akatsuki, including members we had killed. During the fight, they summoned Pseudo-Jinchuriki, ninja that had somehow obtained Tailed-Beast chakra, giving them the powers of a Jinchuriki. Even with four Jinchuriki, we were only barely able to win. Upon returning to the village, Madara sent myself and Sakura to an alternate dimension where the alternate me attacked us. I was able to defeat him with the help of the alternate Akatsuki and the alternate me summoned the Dark Nine-tails. I summoned my own Tailed Beast and defeated the alternate me before Madara possessed him and attacked me. I was able to defeat him with the help of the alternate version of my father and we were sent home. The next day, I proposed to Hinata. The day after that, we went to Uzushiogakure where I had Sasuke revive the dead Jinchuriki and Orochimaru, who in turn revived the dead Hokage, the Third giving me the other half of Kurama. I revived the dead Jinchuriki, returning their Tailed Beasts to them with Nagato, ex-leader of the Akatsuki's help. Then, we returned and went to war. The Akatsuki, mostly Madara, had an army of undead shinobi courtesy of Kabuto with the Impure World Reincarnation. We sealed a large number of their troops, including a number of the old Kage before the top Thirteen decided to make their move. We met them to fight, finding out that one of them was Kiba when he tried to kill Hinata before joining his actual allies, and that another was the Zero-tails. The Zero-tails powered all Thirteen up and they summoned the Pseudo-Jinchuriki again along with a couple of other people I had defeated. After very long, and very taxing battle, I went after Madara with Kakashi, only to find out that it wasn't Madara after all. Either way, the man summoned a massive demon, called the Forbidden which began to destroy everything. Me, Sasuke, and the other Jinchuriki all tried to fight it but in the end the only thing I could do was use the Reaper Death Seal. The Forbidden then began to break out, allowing me to return and it's only a matter of time before he does.
"The reason I'm after Rai is that while I was training with a jutsu that I can only hope will be able to destroy the Forbidden, Rai stabbed me with a kunai that possessed a contact contagion seal. The seal removed me from history, according to him, and only he can undo it."
Kurenai stared at Naruto like he had been speaking another language for a moment before sighing.
"I wish I could say that I don't believe you," Kurenai sighed. "Parts of your story do seem to be believable. And you obviously do love Hinata, otherwise you wouldn't have been heart-broken when she didn't remember you. Come with me. We need to talk in private."
Naruto nodded and she led him away from the Hyuga Compound then away from the Hidden Leaf Village.
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