WARNING! Hinting at KakaIta sex below :D Don't like, ignore it (it's a small little piece) or click the X up in the right corner there.

BPup. /B

INahhhhhhhhh /I

BPup, you need to get up! /B

IOmen pleassseeeeeeee, I'm trying to sleep-/I

BPUP YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK UP NOW! /B

I open my eyes and sit up groggily as I try to fight off sleep. How long have I been a sleep anyways? Like… an hou-

"SHIIITTTT!" I scream jolting up as water from NO WHERE appears and splashes me on the head. It's freakin' cold! "Uh! Naruto! Why?" I ask. Naruto laughs so hard I swear his lungs are going to pop out.

"Why would you do that?" I ask sadly, my ability to sleep slowly washing away with the ice water.

"Because it's funny! And because you yelled at me earlier!" Naruto says, slapping me in the shoulder. I frown like 'oh god why Naruto?' as I clutch my stinging skin. I pout as Kiba and Naruto, the two dumbasses on lookout, laugh at me. I get up shaking as the cool breeze chills be down to the bone.

"Where's K-Kakashi?" I ask shivering.

"Hell if we know. We can go loo-"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" I practically scream, remembering Itachi's little 'visit'. Both boys give me a look and I sweat drop. "W-Well you see…. Shut up!" I yell blushing. Kiba and Naruto share a look before looking back at me. I sweat drop again, yes I know that's sssoooooo typical for people but shut up! It's my story.

"Dude," Kiba says, looking at me. "Calm down. Jeez." I pout more and grab some clothes.

"Fuck you guys! Fuck you. I'm going to bath and don't you pervs come and watch." Both open their mouths, most likely to deny that they wouldn't do that, but I was too fast. "Don't even bother! I totally saw you guys checking me out when I was naked." I said, before jolting to the lake like a mad man, laughing the entire way. Slowing down as I reach the lake I hear panting and groaning, easily mistaken as pain, but before I get to close I hear a quiet 'oh god Ita more!' and I back the HELL away from there.

Blushing deeply I walk farther from the camp and….. my 'father' and Itachi's little… sexual shit. I mean really? Why the HELL are they fucking out here? THIS close to the camp? KK probably has some kinky shit or something. Cursing them and their perverted-ness I strip completely and wade into the water.

"God this w-water is f-freezing!" I complain and I know what you're thinking, 'But Shion, It's night time and it's fall right? AND you're in a mountain right? Isn't the water ALWAYS cold?' and you're right so shut up. When I get waist deep I stop and hug myself as goose bumps crawl all over my skin. I shiver lightly before ducking under the water. I surface with a 'GAH THAT'S COLD' and wipe my hair back shakily. 'Iiitttt'sssss ssooooo cooooollllddddd' I think pouting again.

Suddenly, a branch behind me snaps and I wipe around. Scanning the tree (and bush) line I glare.

"Oi! I thought I told you guy not to fucking follow me! I'm trying to take a bath!" I yell. Waiting for the sound of hurried feet as the fuckers try and run away I began to get a sinking feeling. The sound never came. Frowning I hug myself again and move deeper into the water.

IOmen? Please tell me that was Naruto and Kiba /I

BI sense them back at the camp pup… whoever is out there must be very powerful to hide from my keen senses… /B

I Oh awesome…. Perfect! /I

I whimper slightly, BUT only because I'm BUTT naked and SOMEONE is watching me wash! I could take whoever in a fight! I could! ….. S-Shut up. Shaking, I swim back to my clothes, grab them, and run toward the camp. About half way there I run into something and fall onto my butt. I look up expecting to have run into a tree, but what I ran into was much worse…

I ran into Hinata. Butt naked and soaking wet. We both go absolutely red and I fling my clothes over my you-know-what.

"Hi-Hinata! Hi! Hi Hinata hi!" I say quickly, looking at the ground with wide eyes.

"H-Hi Shion…." She stampers out, covering her eyes. Her face was, as impossible as it sounds, was redder then mine. Oh god, why me? Why does this ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!

"S-So um…. Y-yeah… I'mma going to…. Y-you know…. Put some clothes on…. Over…. You know…" I barely got that out before I was up, running towards camp while struggling to get clothes on. I managed to get my shirt and pants on (no boxers or undies at all) and run into my tent, ignoring Sasuke as he walked up.

Sasuke paused slightly before following me, WITHOUT knocking might I add! (I don't need to knock Shion. You can hear over a mile away) GTFO of my commentary Sasuke! Your commentary is at the end! (Whatever…)

"Are you okay Shion?" Sasuke asks, sitting beside me.

"You didn't know asshole." I whimper into my pillow.

"Whatever, what happened?" He probed. God I wish Gaara was here on this damned mission. He's my gay best friend. He would totally hug me and stuff. Be like a super close brother. Rip out your eyes and make you eat them if you messed me close. AND HE WOULD HUG ME DAMNIT IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS ABUSED AND NEGLECTED AS A CHILD? No. it wasn't.

"I'm fine Sasuke." I mumble, turning to my side.

"Lair." I pout lightly trying to get him to drop it but he has THAT face on. I pout harder as I sit up.

"Fine… Naruto and Kiba woke me up by throwing ice cold water on my head then I went to take a bath and the water was really cold and then I heard someone and I thought it was Naruto and Kiba being pervs but it wasn't so I ran away and I ran into Hinata, who was too close to the camp to have been the stalker/creeper person mind you, and I was butt naked and I made a COMPLETE fool of myself!" I vent. Sasuke just stares at me.

"W-Well?" I ask shyly, feeling like a complete weenie.

"Did you even take a breath during that?"

"GAH! Sasuke, you ass!"

…...

Gaara: Who the FUCK is creeping up on my Shion! (In a brotherly way of course)

Me: Nu-uh! No telling!

Shion: D: Everyone is so mean to meeeeeee

Sasuke: Sorry. I didn't mean to!

Naruto: It's fun to be mean to u!

Gaara: I'mma rip out ur eyes and make u eat 'em! RAWR *Chases him*

Sasuke: Hey! Wait for me! I want to help! *FOLLOWS*

Me: B-Boys! No! No don't gah. *SIGH*

Hinata: P-Please Review-w! *Shyly glances at Shion and BLUSH MAJOR*

Shion: *BLUSHBLUSH*

Me: ALSO! I'm so sorry for not updating recently! I didn't know anyone was still reading this…. I'll try harder!