What are the Manchester Lancers? No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the Dale JHS on Dale. :P Corny isn't it. I'll keep up the story. Hopefully it won't end in crap... Thank you for your lovely reviews. I finally have somebody to draw the Dei-Saso moments that I requested! Also, sometimes my A button like to be a buttface and not type when I want it to. Plese don't flame me, I don't have a lot of time to spell check this because of school... Also, What's you opinion on DDR? (Dance Dance Revolution)
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Author's POV
Deidara and Sasori walked into the boy's locker room to dress up. Sasori got dressed as the other boys did and waited for Deidara as did Itachi. Everybody filed out and she got dressed. This time, Sasori and Itachi both were facing the lockers until Deidara dragged them away.
"Kastu!"
A small explosion sounded and following was the clang of a locker door and the rustle of clothes.
"Come on Itachi-san! Sasori-kun!"
The raven haired teen along with the red head were yanked out of the locker rooms violently and sat on each side of a hyper Deidara. Then Anko appeared in front of the class in a swirl of leaves with a huge grin on her face.
"Hey maggots! Guess what? I'm going to be the jounin trainer at the field trip in March! Isn't that great?" she exclaimed, receiving groans as a response. (You're probably wondering, Jounins? You never mentioned that! Well, it'll all become clear later on) "Anyways, for class today, we're going to paly hide and seek. Get in groups of however big you see fit, stand somewhere in the gym with them, and I'll explain the rules."
As expected, Deidara grabbed Itachi's and Sasori's hands and stood in the middle of the room.
"Alright, you each get ONE kunai and ONE pouch of shruikens." Anko said, busy making handseals to transform the gym. "Your goal is to knock out your opponent with ONLY those weapons. If you cut ANYBODY, you're disqualified. That includes yourself, DEIDARA. You are also permitted to pick up any weapons you find. If you happen to lose all of you weapons, you're only allowed to use academy level jutsus. Just like you are low on chakra."
The gym had expanded on the inside and looked like a forest. (Imagine it like the chunin exams if you will.)
"On your mark."
Itachi had his sharingan activated with tomoe spinning, kunai in his hand, shruiken pack on his leg, and was poised ready to strike.
"Get ready."
Deidara put her shruiken pack on her wrist, was armed with the kunai, and was tapping her foot on the floor impatiently.
"Get set."
Sasori ran his hand through his hair, readied his kunai, and tied his shruiken pack around his neck.
"GO!"
The three ran together to the center of the forest, away from the other groups. Itachi made a few handseals and they all melded into the floor. Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi appeared in a dimly lit hidden pit underground.
"Itachi-san, un? Why'd you bring us down here?" she asked. "Aren't we only supposed to use low level jutsus, un?"
Sasori rolled his eyes and wited for Itachi to explain.
"This IS a low level jutsu." he said. "The lowest in the summoning scrolls my dad has in his library. I summoned this pit so we can take less time devising a plan."
The red head turned to Deidara to see if she could comprehend, but..
"Yup, yeah, uh-huh. Right, un." she said absently, molding clay in her hands that were behind her back. "Can we just blow them up? I mean, that would knock 'em out without a scratch, and it's a low level jutsu of mine tht barely take any chakra, un."
"She's got a point." Sasori agreed. "I could also use my puppets. The amount of chakra for one shadow clone I can use for ten puppets.(Again, not sure if this is true..) But, we still need to figure out how we will use the weapons. Itachi?"
The raven haired teen was sharpening the shruiken against the sides of the pit. (OCish?)
"Huh? I apologize, it's just a habit. Okay, here's what I thought up."
After a couple of seconds of rapid whispering, the three sat up.
"GO!"
They jumped up, Deidara somersaulted and bounced happily against the tree branches. Sasori jumped higher than the treetops and thrust out his arms revealing ten vicious looking puppets. Itachi dulled his weapons and stuck them into various tree with explosive notes attatched. After fifteen minutes, a couple small and big explosions, ten quick fingers, some very dull metal weapons, and many knocked out teams later...
"All done! Do we pass sensei, un?" a hyper blonde asked excitedly. "Huh? Huh? Do we? Do we, un?"
Anko nodded and Deidara leaped into the air. The gym had been restored back to... looking like a gym! Every team had their members singed, burned, or bruised, including the winning trio. Sasori flicked his index finger and the one puppet he didn't put away knocked the blonde upside the head, despite a disapproving Itachi.
"Owie! Why'd you do that Sasori-kun, un?" Deidara said rubbing her head as the bell rang. "It HURTS!! You meanie, un!"
All three of them walked into the boy's locker room leaving a confuzzled Anko to wonder if Deidara was gay.
"It doesn't matter." Itachi said, already back in his normal clothes. Deidara put on her gloves still facing the lockers. Then she slammed her locker shut with a bang and put on her new clay lock.Checking to make sure her pants weren't tampered with, she clicked all her pockets shut and dragged the unwilling boys to Jutsu Excersize. When they got there, Itachi was set free to sit in his emo corner and Deidara sat with Sasori in the back. He tossed her Skip Beat! Vol. 2 and got to reading his own book.
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Deidara's POV
Kay, so Kyoko found a new job as a car cleaner... Sho appears with his manager. Kyoko almost loses control, but manages to keep from bashing him in the head with a wrench. Anyway, Kyoko's friend nearly exposes her real name to Sho, which she doesn't want to happen because her new look. Stopping her friend, her hat falls off revealing her new look. Sho doesn't recognize her at all which drives her even deeper into rage when she got home. The taisho's wife gave her some sake to calm down, but before she drinks it, the taisho comes in with a pep-talk for a better solution.. Then Kakashi walked into the room missing his jounin vest, headband and weapons pouch.
"Yeah, yeah I know." he said. "I'm a mess, let's just continued what we started yesterday. Sasori, Deidara, I believe you were in the back of the room that day, correct? You can go first today. Come up to the front of the classroom and show us what you've got."
The partners did what they were told.
"Start whenever you're ready." Hatake said.
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Author's POV
Sasori got into stance, took out his weakest puppet, and attached five chakra strings to it. Deidara backflipped and stuck onto the ceiling. They glared at each other for quite a while. Then Sasori twitched his left hand, but Deidara dropped from the top of the room just in time to get a small cut in her arm from the nearly invisible senbon. She fell right in between Sasori and his puppet, just to get elbowed in the back by it. Sasori smirked at Deidara as she dropped down on the floor, still conscious, but unable to move.
"Match over." Kakashi stated, searching his pockets for his missing book. "Sit down you two."
Sasori put away his puppet, nodded, lifted Deidara up, and sat himself and Deidara down in their desks.
"Hey. Sasori-kun, un?" she whispered, watching the next pair battle it out. "How come I can't move?"
"You see that cut on your arm?" he quietly replied.
"No, un."
"Well, I put a weak poison that puppet's weapons that paralized you. (Is that spelled right?) Now just relax, you'll be able to move at the end of class."
Deidara pouted in her upright position.
"It feels funny to be like this, un." she whined. "I mean, I try to move my arm but it won't move. It makes me tired to try and talk, un."
"Then don't talk." Sasori murmured.
"Hmph."
Deidara then busied herself by blowing at her bangs. The rest of the class finished up their duals right before the bell rang.
"It still feels weird, even after it wears off, un." Deidara said shaking out her arms.
"Quit complaining." Sasori replied. "It was only for a little while."
"Pfft. I doubt that you ever injected yourself with any of your poisons, un." she said.
"I did." he stated.
"Did you ever feel it?"
"No.."
"Whatever, un." Deidara said. "Let's just hurry so we don't get a table filled with gum."
She took his hand and ran off to the cafeteria, but stopped in her tracks when his arm came loose. Deidara looked from Sasori and his arm quite a few times before bursting out laughing.
"I c-can't breathe, un!" she said, being dragged across the floor by Sasori and his other arm. "I-I can't believe HOW this thing freaked me out the first time! It's j-just plain funny, un!"
He planted the hyperventilating blonde next to him at the only open table avalible and took out his lunch which happened to be anti-termite juice, rice, and nutrient pills. Deidara suddenly sobered up.
"How come you never eat other foods, un?" she asked. "Doesn't it get boring to eat?"
Sasori tilted up his head and put a finger on his chin in thought. (Cute ain't he?)
"I don't know. I've never really thought about it." He said. "All I ever kept my mind on is living forever. Food's flavor never came to me as a neccesity." (Did I spell that right?)
"Aw that sucks Sasori-kun." Deidara said. "But haven't you ever tasted good food before, un? Can you still eat other food besides that?"
"Yeah, I still can. No I haven't before. And yeah it does, but I am capable of eating fatal item to you, such as this," Sasori said raising up his bottle of Anti-termite and putting back on his bored look. "And still live."
Itachi came to the table with two lunches, and five friends.
"Here Deidara-chan." he said sliding a lunch towards her. "I got yours for you."
"Thanks Itachi-san, un! But you didn't hav-" she paused seeing Itachi pointing his thumb at the incerasingly long line of teens.
"No need to thank me, just eat." his voice was in monotone, so Deidara couldn't detect what other reason he would have done this for her.
"Yeah. Itachi's just like that." Kisame said sitting down next to her. "His mom probably told him to be nice to you."
"His mom, un?"
"Yeah, you'll see later." the shark teen said. "You have Foreign Language with him don't you?"
Deidara slowly nodded.
"You'll see how weird he really is. But only if you hang around to hear him argue with his mother."
"Yeah his freaking mom." Hidan said rolling his eyes. "Itachi, could you help us a little here?"
He held out his right arm, which was attatched to Kakuzu's left. Sasori looked at them questioningly.
"It's Hidan's fault." Kakazu said. "The idiot tried to use my chakra thread to sew back my arm before I noticed, instead of medical thread. He had...trouble in doing so. I had to sleep over at his house.. Anyway, that's why nobody can see them, except for Itachi and his Sharingan."
Itachi had the urge to roll his eyes, but instead dispelled the illusion hiding his Sharingan to help seperate the most violent of the group. He sliced all the threads in one swipe, the two came apart and Kakuzu's arm fell off.
"Gah! You little idiot! Why in the world did you saw it off in the first place?!" he roared.
"It was an accident! I was making a model of a house for a project in Survival class and you tripped over one of my blocks of wood and then your arm fell next to the part I was sawing and you got knocked out because your head landed on my hammer! It's NOT MY FAULT!!" Hidan yelled.
"YES IT IS!" Kakuzu replied loudly while trying to stitch back on his arm PROPERLY. "You! The dumbass should have worked in the CORNER of a room instead of THE STAIRWAY! It a wonder HOW your hammer was at the bottom of the stairs!" (HE tumbled down the stairs and his head THEN landed on the hammer.
"Why is everybody not yelling at Tobi?" Tobi asked. "Everybody is usually yelling at Tobi."
"Just sit back and enjoy the show." Zetsu said. "And don't forget to eat your lunch while your at it."
Kisame grinned at Sasori and Deidara, who had nearly finished their lunch. Deidara was downing the last of her steak and Sasori was finishing of his Anti-termite. During the time in which was between there and the end of lunch, Hidan had managed to sever off Kakuzu's legs, and Kakuzu sliced off Hidan's head. Which in turn made Deidara faint. Sasori had one of his puppet's pick her up, he waved to the rest of them, and was now in the art classroom with Deidara sitting face down next to him.
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Was this chapter too short? Not detailed enough? Please give me your constructive critism. Since I am very young, I myself need advice. The advice I need is for this situation. Say I have a crush that has a friend named Jay, right? Okay, Jay has found out that I like his friend and he told me that his friend already knew. But, when asked my crush didn't know anything about it. What should I do? Kill Jay for lying or ask him if my crush really knows? I'm a really confused author here..Review to make me think harder.