Author's Note: I don't own anything.

Hagrid was busy typing at his desk when Hermione snuck her way into Ron's office. Ron gasped with surprise when he saw her. She was wearing a large brown coat and it looked really awkward. "Hi Ronnie!" she smiled.

"Hey girl," he replied as he leaned back into his chair.

"Do you have time to take a break?" she asked nervously.

"Sure, anything for you sweet thang. Everything okay?"

Hermione nodded and then added, "It's just that you've been so busy lately, it's like we don't have time for each other."

"I'm sorry honey, we will have to work on that! So let's go!"

Ron stopped at Hagrid's desk and said, "Hermione and I are going out for a bit. If anyone comes in, write them down and get their number and I will call them back."

Hagrid saluted Ron as he and Hermione left. "So where are we-"

Ron was cut off by Hermione kissing him. It left him speechless. "Wow."

"Should I do that again?" she asked.

Ron nodded and Hermione kissed him again. "Come with me," she giggled.

Hermione and Ron walked hand and hand and she was leading him to some secret location. "Where are we going?" he kept asking.

She wouldn't answer, but she kept smiling and led him along. Suddenly they came across a hut in the middle of nowhere. Ron stared at it as Hermione pulled out her wand and whispered some magic words. The doors opened and when they came inside, there was a silk bed with red and white rose petals. Candles filled the room and it smelt of vanilla. "Wow, this is nice."

"Isn't it?" Hermione smiled.

Ron sat down on the bed and went to lean back. Hermione took off her brown coat and when she took it off, she was wearing a leather dominatrix outfit. Ron stared at her with his mouth wide open. She grinned as she pulled out a whip and whispered, "It's play time."

About an hour later, Hermione came out of the hut with a smile and had some sort of glow about her. Ron came out five minutes later and he had a huge grin. He seemed to be floating when he walked back to his office. Everyone stopped to stare at him and Draco patted Ron's back and whispered, "Welcome to the Club!"

Ron didn't acknowledge him as he walked away. "Ron totally got some!" cheered Harry.

Ron came into the office and waved at Hagrid. He zoned out when he got to his desk that he didn't even notice Voldemort came in asking for his turn.