Here it is, everyone, the long awaited update of my awesome story of awesomeness.

Sorry its so short, but you'll figure out why if you read the notes at the end.

I DON'T OWN NARUTO...YEAH.

If I did, my name would be Masashi Kishimoto and I'd be in Japan drawing the newest chapter of Naruto. And I'm not.

I DON'T OWN ANY ANIME OR MANGA OR LA BLA BLA.

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Azuki sat in the middle of the snack foods aisle, eating cannoli creme by the light of a single alcohol lamp.

"Hey!" Itachi looked at her "Where'd you get that?" he pointed at the cannoli creme.

"Bakery."

"But...Sasori's living in the bakery."

"So? He let me come in and get a cannoli." Azuki shrugged, licking cannoli creme off her fingers.

"He wouldn't let me in! I wanted some cookies to trade with Gaara! He's taken up roost in the bathroom and won't let me in unless I pay him with cookies!" he danced back and forth "And I really have to go to the bathroom!"

"There's a bathroom over here, hidden behind all the bean-bag chairs." Azuki said boredly, pointing to the door behind her.

"OH-EM-GEE THANK YOU!" Itachi dashed off to the bathroom.

-meanwhile-

"Hmmmmmmm..." Deidara was asleep on a bean bag chain in the giant kayak hanging from the ceiling. So, technically, he was suspended about 20 feet off the ground. He rolled over and nearly fell off the side of the boat. "No more potatoes for me...I'm on a diet..but I'd like a free doggie woof woof..." he mumbled in his sleep. Wrath, who was on the ground below bouncing on a trampoline, wondered silently to himself 'What the hell is that guy dreaming about?'

Suddenly, a huge roar of thunder cracked the somewhat peaceful silence made by the new inhabitants of Costco. Deidara jumped up and fell out of the boat and landed splat on the ground, Wrath paled and fainted, Itachi came running out of the bathroom in his boxer shorts, Sasori jumped in the cannoli creme to hide, Winry...exploded, and Azuki jumped up and hid behind Itachi.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!!! AHHHH! AHHHHH!!!" Deidara started running around the whole building screaming his lungs out, knocking over random stuff, eating cheese, etc. Finally, the chaos calmed down. But Deidara kept repeating what he had been doing.

"DEIDARA! SHUT-UP!"

Deidara stopped in his tracks, blinking. "O-kay."

Then it became silent. Too silent.

Itachi was scared. Too scared.

The ceiling was littered with waffles. Too waffles.

"O-kay! I think we get the idea!" Kisame screamed at the authoress-narrator person.

"WELL EXCUUUSE ME! I'M TOO BUSY CUZ EVERYONE KEEPS SENDING A MILLION QUESTIONS FOR 'Ask Akatsuki' O-KAY?!" then the authoress exploded and everyone was covered in little pieces of authoressness.

"Eew...I got the ear.." Deidara gagged as he held up an ear.

"NOOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS EAR!" the Authoress' mouth screamed.

"Can we find the free sample lady and eat all the mini-quiches and stuff?" Azuki asked, tugging on Itachi's sleeve.

"Ooh! ooh! And little mini bagel pizzas!" Zetsu joined Azuki in hopping up and down.

"Bagel pizzas, Itachi!" Azuki squealed

"O-kay fine." Itachi sighed.

So Zetsu, Itachi, and Azuki set off on a quest to find the mini bagel pizzas.

Two weeks passed faster than anyone could've guessed. After numerous concussions, weed-spray problems, and other abnormalities, as well as a pile of fat cats named Milo, the group realized its summer was at an end.

"Holy shit...I just realized...SUMMER IS ALMOST DEAD!" Tayuya screamed. Right in Sakon's ear.

-mini shout-out time! HI CHAD!-

"Yes, thanks for informing us of that, now PLEASE STOP SITTING ON ME LIKE I'M A CHAIR!" Kimimaro screebled.

And then...the worst thing ever happened.

A HUGE PACK OF SKITTLES RAINED FROM THE SKY AND KILLED EVERYONE!

...not really.

A giant sign fell, smushing the Akatsukimobile and Zetsu's -ahem- 'illegal friends'.

What did the sign say?

"SEE YOU NEXT SUMMER!"

Notes:

Yes, this is the last chapter. I was tired of letting the story sit and rot, unfinished, so I decided to let it sit and rot, but FINISHED!

Sorry folks, but I'm not interested in Naruto anymore. or rather, I'm not AS interested. I don't like Itachi much anymore, but I do like Kimimaro lots and lots, and I think Tayuya should totally date Cid in some parallel universe thing.

If Shera was dead.

I like the Akatsuki, mainly Deidara and Leader-sama.

I'm going to TRY to finish the other Naruto fics I have going, though. Then I'll be starting on some Bleach, Speed Grapher, Gantz, and otherwise fun stuff.

Try and guess who Zetsu's 'friends' are.

Uhm, oh yes. Screebled is a word. In my world, behind the Tennozou towers and Hitsugaya's mountain of paperwork, the magick dictionary of wonderfulness says 'screebled' is a word. So, there.

Dedicated to all my loyal fans, who've pressured me to kick this dead horse 'till it started moving again.

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