Uhhh...*nervously laughs*...hey everyone. I owe you guys a HUGE major apology for not updating for like...weeks. See, I write all my stories on my iPhone's Notes, and right now, I'm trying to take all my notes out and email them to myself so my dad can put my lost apps back without changing anything. AND...

I'm working on other stories. Who got the Alert for a Shakespeare story I made then deleted it? C'mon I'll understand...But anyways, to occupy the time, you can read that story! Or you can send me hate messages. :P

REALLY sorry again! I will work on TF on my drafts for my emails too, but I'm focusing on these two:

Mending the Past-Charlotte's Tale

My Sister's Voice

Ok, obviously you haven't heard of My Sisters Voice, unless I've emailed you about it, or you called me and we started talking about it, OR you've read my profile, somewhere on the top.

Wattpad. Ring a bell? I've told you guys about it in I think my YUMMY FOOD a/N...And I'm trying to win it, but for sure, I WON'T win. I'm not very famous on Wattpad...I've only been on the What's Hot List once for #916. :P And that's not alot. But whatever. If you guys wanna read that, go to wattpad . com and type my username "Imagine0139" in the search bar. DO NOT READ Who'd EVER THOUGHT I REPEAT! No Q's about that please!

REMEMBER, seriously sorry! if we all lived close to each other I would run to each and everyone of your houses and give you guys big hugs and cookies! I seriously would!

Also, I'd like to spread the WORD OF THE WAR! Heheheh! Check out Moonduster's Forum on Nominees and go to page two, I'm pretty sure that's where the war starts...

If you need more info, ask Estrangelo Edessa, Delia Anole, and/or Booksonclouds. Because, they're REALLY into the war.

Wait, I forgot to tell you what the war's about!

MUFFINS VS BROWNIES

WHO RULES?

So far, it seems as if Muffins are winning. (Sorry Books!)

Also, I had a really weird dream last night (You don't have to read it, it will be in normal lettering)

Ok, WELL...I didn'yknow where I was. It felt like I was under some blanket withthese two other people. Guess who was one of them? Peter Pan. Ha, and the other was some girl with...I don't know. I think she was a red head...or was she brown? I dunno. Orange? Hmm...

And it was so gross. The girl was...ummm...RATED T: She was sucking on his face...ish. More like kissing, and he wasn't doing anything (back away now if this is disgusting you, I'm laughing my head off) until she pushed her...*gags* tongue into his mouth...it went like that for some time. Thank goodness my dream didn't make me hear the kissing sounds. *shudders* What? I'M ELEVEN! Boys still have cooties in my mind!...well, except for Puck. :P

I don't know what went with dreaming me, but then I leaned close to Peter's ear and said "don't worry, you can kiss her back." I mean, were we DATING or something? Ok, now I'm disgusted...eww...kinda. :P Then I dunno, he nodded, but didn't kiss her back (I wish it was Puck though...:P Hah, Peter is still ok). So then we got out of the tent (just realized what it was!) and then we stepped into this arena. I couldn't believe it because all of my friends and enemies of Pre-K to 5th grade were there...Katieyou were there too. And Julie (she was holding hands with Kevin, mwhahah!) and Casey, Fiona...Jacob, Sam, Jeffery, bla bla bla...even the people who were in Mrs. Tousey's class...

But they were in battle armour. TOO weird, but I started panicking because then there was this announcer (Mr Reynolds?) saying "Fight your best, remember, MRs. Furlong's against Mrs. Tousey's, to the death!" I was freaking out, then yelled, "WAIT! You mean we're going to KILL each other?" EVeryone said "Yes".

Too...creepy. So then everybody started fighting, but weirdly I was talking to Jacob (Katie...wink wink, lol!) and he said he would pretend to kill me (it's so weird though. he was on my team). so I guess he hit me with a baseball bat (laughs) and it was so weid because it was rubber, so I prentended to die and found a BLANKET OVER me. and then a few minutes later it stopped (thank goodness I saw no bloody bodies on the floor) and it loked normal, like nothing happened.

After that, I don't know where everyone went, but then me, Peter (he was gone through the whole thing), and Tinkerbell ('m pretty sure she wasn't the girl who was sucking on Peter's face) went back to that tent thing, then I woke up. And a few seconds later, the phone rang and it was my dad talking to me from work and asking if I ate breakfast yet...

Weird huh? I'm still laughing about it...haha...ok, I'll give you a sneak peek...a big one to make up for the days and weeks...hey, it way even be a chapter!...MAYBE...or half of one...hmm...

But of what? *sly smile* read to find out...

Granny Relda paced around the room, a worried look on her face. Mr. Canislooked regretful, with Red in arms looking frightened. Daphne's eyes were wildly darting around the room, to Puck who was scarfing down some food from the hospital cafeteria and to the girl who was sleeping in the bed. Daphne took steps forward and looked at the girl's features. She was looking like an 18 year old girl. She had bruises and cuts from the accident. Blondewavy hair, with blood stained on it. Daphne knew she had blue eyes right before the car had crashed into her. She didn't feel right.

It wasn't because the jalopy had crashed into her, no, it was because she seemed...different. There was definitely some magic in her, an addiction? Not sure. she looked a little short for 18, but Daphne knew she was 18 for sure. She felt a hand touch hers. She smiled at Margaux. Her friend was in the car when the accident happened. Puck took this time to make a comment,

"Hey Marshmallow, where's your sister?" Just then, Sabrina came into the room, looking tired, desperate for sleep. Granny Relda stopped pacing, "What did they say libeling?"

"Nurse Sprat looked for information about her, she couldn't find anything on her, except she thinks that her tattoo might mean something." Granny looked overwhelmed, "Nothing? Just that? Did Nurse Sprat tell you where her tattoo is? I might remember it from somewhere..." Sabrina went over to the sleeping figure and push her left sleeve up, showing a blue diamond tattoo on her shoulder. Granny Relda shook her head, "I've never ever seen that before..." Sabrina sighed, and took a seat next to the fairy boy. Daphne was about to fall asleep, when a surge of magic shot through her body, "Magic!" Red looked at Daphne with a confused face.

The whole family turned to her. "Daphne?" Margaux said, "What's wrong?" Daphne closed her eyes, "S...Someone's here." Daphne eyes shot open and started straight ahead. She saw the air vibrating. She stood up and walked towards it. She could feel it, there was someone right in front of her. Two actually, their hearts beating fast, very fast. She had an outstreched hand...

The door blew open, which shocked the whole group. Even Puck dropped his half eaten sandwich. Standing there was a figure...if you could even call him that. He was ginormous. 'Taller than Michael Jordan,' Daphne thought. He looked at the figure on the bed, then he ran towards her, "Juliet!"

Then Daphne noticed someone else was there, he was just kind of short to be seen since he was behind the tall man. Sabrina took a good look at him. He had black hair and aviators. He had a pale complextion and a smile that seemed a little vampire-ish to Sabrina. He looked around her age. Sixteen-ish. He was wearing one of those business suits...Sabina couldn't take her eyes off of his smile, or his sun glasses. Nor the book in his hands. It was small, and old looking. Daphne turned her head back to the vibrating air, at twelve she had gotten very strong and confident. Daphne grabbed the vibrating air and pulled it towards her, lifting it in the air. It looked like some kind of foil was covering her, which fell to the ground revealing herself. Daphne had a weird, unreadable expression on her face, "Huh?"

It was a girl, who was only three feet tall, actually, she looked alot older. Like in her twenty's. She had auburn hair that was cut short, she was also wearing a purple body suit, but what was most intruiging was her eyes.

One blue and one hazel.

Margaux recognized her immediately, "HOLLY?"


She looked down at the girl who was hugging her tightly. She did look like her, and she seemed familiar from somewhere. Holly was surprised when the twelve year old had lifted her off the ground, she had a round face and dark brown hair in pigtails, she had chocolate eyes. Holly looked towards Artemis who was chuckling with a glint in his eyes, "It's not funny, Fowl."

Artemis rolled his eyes and took off his aviators revealing his hazel and blue eyes, like hers. She still blushed at times remembering what happened in the gorilla cage. The girl was still hugging her, which got a little irritating, so she slowly pried her off. The girl was still smiling, while her trainee muffled her laughs. 'Shut up girl!' Holly shouted to her brain. Holly laughed as she covered her ears, glaring at her from behind the foil. Artemis decided to break the ice, typical, "So...you are the family who is responsible for Juliet's accident?" Way to go Artemis for being straight forward.

And old lady came forward, she had red streaks in her graying hair. She was wearing a purple dress with a matching hat. She had a German accent also, "It was an accident young man, you said it yourself. It was foggy that morning so we didn't see -or expect- a girl to be walking around with no one else with her."Artemis bristled, "Madame, we should sue-" Butler stopped him,

"Master Fowl, it was an accident, and this family seems like they wouldn't hurt a fly." What was up with the 'Master Fowl' thing? Butlet usually called Artemis by his name. MY trainee was certainly quiet, which was strange. Artemis sighed, "As you wish Butler," He turned to the group, "Now, may I ask who you are?" A boy with blonde hair stood up, "Surely you've heard of me! I'm the Trickster King, the Imp, the-" I stiffled a laugh as a blonde girl around Artemis' age smacked him upside the head, "Shut up!" She sighed, "That's...Robin. I'm Sabrina Grimm." She pointed to the old woman, "That's Relda Grimm, my grandmother, her companion, Mr. Canis, she's my sister, Daphne Grimm and her friend that was suffocating your...friend was Margaux, and this is Red." Suffocating? Yeah right, I'm pretty sure she hasn't been what I've been through.

Artemis rubben his chin, "Well then, I believe you may leave now." The old woman- err, I mean relda looked srprised, "Why must we go now? The nurse is looking for any information on the girl." Mud Boy sighed, "She is Julet Butler, that's her brother Butler, and I'm Artemis Fowl." I huffed, what? No inroduction for me? People consider that kind of rude. My companion tapped me on the shoulder, and mentally asked me, 'When can I take of the foil? It's so hot in here!'

'As soon as the humans leave.' The Sabrina girl looked quesitoningly at him, "Then, who's that?" She pointed to me, Artemis nodded, "That's Holly, my...step sister. She train to me an FBI agent." Margaux bristled, "What? Yeah right! I KNOW Holyl! She's my cousin!" I stared at the girl, " I'm your COUSIN? Not possible." But something told her she was telling the truth. The Daphne girl whispered something to that Robin fellow which he smiled like a maniac. Weird humans...or at least, what I thought they were. If this Margaux kid is my cousin, then she must be a fairy. What about the rest of these people? Could they be faries too? I looked at the boy with emerald eyes, I looekd at his features, strong jaw, narrow nose...

Elfish ears. He was, but everybody else had normal ears...except for Margax, and she was small too, but more than three feet, but she had the same shoulder blades, the Robin boy didn't so...he was some other type of fairy...but what?

"Artemis?" I called, he turned to me with an emotionless mask, "I need to tell you something."


The two started whispering things to each other, which got me suspicious. I knew for sure they were up to somehting, probably Everafters working for the Scarlet Hand. I glared at their backs, but I noticed something behind Holly, the air was still vibrating...

Someone was still there. The Butler guy was holding Julet's hand and was relieved as her heartbeat was normal, and she was only sleeping. I felt glad too, I wouldn't want my family to be responsible for someone's death...

"Hey Sabrina?" Daphen said to me. I turned to her, "Yeah?"

She whispered, "They're magic."

"What?"

"They're not human. Well, aside from that really big man and the girl who's sleeping."

"So Everafters?" Two more Everafters stuck in Ferryport.

"Yeah!...well, no."

"What?"

"Well, MArgaux is an Everafter, and she said that this Holly girl is some cousin of hers."

"Ok, then..."

"But the Artemis guy is one somehow."

"Ok you've lost me." Which doesn't happen so very often.

"It's a complicated subject."

"Okay..." Our conversation stopped there. Grannt Relda stood up, "Well Canis, Red, Puck, girls, I believe we still have to see the Mayor." Oh right, we were going to ask Charming if he found anything on that Opal person. We got a letter from Mustardseed saying Moth lsot her memory of her recent escape, and he found the letter O.K. inscribed on her ragged scared me a little...

Wait, "Umm...Artemis Fowl?" The guy turned to me, "Yes...Sabrina Grimm?" Wow, he must have goo memory, "Have you heard of someone named-" There was a big crash behind Hollly and she and someone else fell to the floor.

"I said to wait until they LEAVE," Holly grunted. "Sorry," came the reply. Both of them stood up. The other the fmaily recognized immediately. The same brown hair, blye eyes, and pretzel lover...

"CASEY?" Everyone cried out. She waved to everyone, "Uhh...hey guys!"

"Oh c'mon! I was gonna turn into a fly and spy on these people!" Puck whined. Daphne and I smacked him, "You idiot!" Holly gave us a strange expression, "How do you know Casey?"

"Cut 'em some slack Holls, I met them before the Opal Koboi Incident," Casey said. Opal Koboi...

"Wait...are you guys looking for this person too?" I said suddenly. Daphne gave me a look, "We aren't looking for..." she realized it too, "O.K. meant her!"

"What are you talking about?" Artemis said.

"We're looking for the person who erased Moth's mind!" Daphne said.

"And the one that thought Sabrina was this Minerva Paradizo person!" Puck shouted. Artemis froze. Then he turned to look at me. Then his eyes lit up. Oh great, HE sees it too?

He grinned, "So, we're all on the same page are we?" He closed his eyes for a second, then the opened quickly, "We'll tell you everything if you tell US everything." Granny Relda smiled along with everyone else. Casey gave me thumbs up, but the person who would help me make the desicion rolled his eyes, "Go for it Grimm." I took a deep breath,

"Artemis Fowl, you've got a deal."

I don't know why, but this seemed so short...Hope you guys liked it though,

AGAIN! REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY! COOKIES, MUFFINS, AND BROWNIES FOR EVERYONE!

~Lara