Maka: Hi guys, it's me Maka. That's right, I'm back and so is-.
Patty: HI!
Maka: Yeah, and so is Patty.
Patty: Do we get to giraffe people now?!
Maka: No. Anyways, let's welcome Angel.
Angel and SE Crew (along with Sebastian): *walk inside room*
Angel: *hugs Maka* Hi! I missed you so much!
Maka: *pats Angel's head* Hai hai, I missed you too.
Soul: *picks up Maka from Angel* Mine.
Maka: *blushes* Soul put me down!
Angel: I love writing SoMa moments X3
Patty: Did anybody miss me?
Liz: *hugs Patty tightly* Patty!
Patty: Hi sis!
Crona: I.. I miss.. missed y..you..
Patty: Yay!
Angel: Woohoo! So many good things happenin! Kid and Sebastian are my butlers, and... Pong quit... *cries in corner* HE QUIT! HE'S LEFT ME FOR GOOD!
Maka: Was there a relationship between the two of you? O.o
Angel: Huh? Oh. NO! GROSS! HE'S A UNICORN AND I'M HUMAN! Somewhat human? Gah whatever! He's my best friend though! And now he got sick of me!
Maka: Oh.. Sorry..
Angel: You're still my best friend right, Maka?
Maka: Course!
Angel: Yay! I still miss Pong though..
Patty: Let's do this guys!
~~LUCKY STAR OPENING INTRO~~
SE Crew and Angel and Sebastian: *jamming out to song*
Pong: *walks in* What the...
Angel: Pong?! You came back! :D
Pong: Huh? Oh no, I left something. I'll be on my way now. Bye.
Angel: WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME PONG?!
Liz: Shouldn't we um, you know, start the thing already?
Angel: OH WE STARTED?! MY BAD! *clears throat* Our first one comes from sabrina bina. Hi sabrina! ~~World Is Mine by Hatsune Miku playing in background~~ Ok, this is a dare for-!
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Angel: -.-, Anyways, it's for Patty!
Patty: YAY!
Angel: Patty has to draw on Maka's face every time she Maka Chops someone.
Patty: Markers?
Angel: Sharpie.
Patty: Kay!
Maka: WHAT!?
Angel: The concept is simple, just don't Maka Chop people.
Maka: But-!
Black Star and Soul: YES!
Angel: *glares at Black Star and Soul and smiles evil like* I'm still here boys. Don't you forget that.
Black Star and Soul: Yes ma'am!
Angel: That's what I thought! Ok now we got Xavier 17! Welcome back! Soul!
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Angel: Sit through Excalibur's 5 hour storytelling party!
Soul: Objection!
Angel: Isn't it too bad nobody cares enough to consider your objection? Have fun at story time Soul! Bring me back some souvenirs!
Soul: HELP ME!
Excalibur: My legend runs back to 5th century-!
Patty: MOVING ON!
Angel: Right you are Patty! Stein!
Spirit: OBJECT-!
Stein: Spirit, shut up. What is it you want? Another dissection project I hope?
Angel: Yes actually, a fire dragon.
Stein: Perfect, I'll be on my way then!
Angel: Have a safe journey! :D Wait a second... I like dragons.. STEIN GET BACK HERE! O.O
Liz: Oh hey, what do you know? Something for me.
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Patty: *evil Patty time!* I will object you!
Common Sense: How does that even work?
Angel: Liz, sit through an entire 8 hour horror movie marathon by yourself in the dark. Aww Liz! Why do you get all the fun and cool dares?
Liz: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? WHO WOULD WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT!?
Angel: I love horrors! If I could get my attention span to work then I would be honored to watch that marathon!
Liz: WANT TO SWITCH PLACES!?
Angel: Can't. Sorry Liz, but this dare was specifically for you, and you alone. Have fun!
Patty: *gives Liz a stuffed giraffe* Here, Mr. Giraffe will protect you.
Liz: *sobbing* Thanks Patty..
Angel: *throws Liz into another room* Moving!
Patty: On!
Maka: Black Star.
Spirit: OBJECTION (Not really)
Maka: Fight Mifune only with a stuffed panda.
Angel: This will not at all end in failure.
Black Star: SHUT UP! I'M GOD! I CAN HANDLE HIM! A PUNY PEASANT LIKE HIM COULDN'T LAND A SINGLE-!
Mifune: *punches Black Star into wall, leaving him unconscious, walking out the door*
Angel: DAAAANNNNNGGG! Nah just kiddin, but for real though. You managed to get Black Star to shut up!
Maka: Angel...
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Maka: Angel you have to...!
~~Jaws Theme Music Plays~~
Maka: Hug a bunny.
Angel: *hugs bunny* Kay!
Patty: Do I get to hug a giraffe?
Kid: No Patty.
Patty: Aww!
Maka: Now we have another person. Welcoming Karnevalfreak59.
Kid: Good to have you back.
Patty and Angel: HI KARNEVALFREAK59!
Kid: Soul.
Spirit: OBJECTION! (NOT REALLY, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY DAUGHTER AWAY YOU ANIMAL!)
Kid: He has to watch all the episodes of Junjou Romantica and Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi.
Angel: Brutal... Too much romance in one... Though I never minded too much SoMa, NaLu, and ShiMa. (Review if you know what pairings I'm talking about, get the pairings right, and I will pick one of you at random! For the reviewer of the week!)
Soul: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!
Angel: I don't know why but I always seem to have to use Sebastian on you. Sebastian, get the job done. We'll see you later Soul.
Sebastian: Yes mistress.
Kid: Ah is there anything you want me to do.. mistress..?
Angel: *blushes* Kid, it's just a dare, besides I have Sebastian.. He's practically the real deal of a butler.. You don't need to do anything...
Kid: All you need is Sebastian...?
Angel: Um.. well yeah I guess..
Kid: Oh.. I understand.. mistress..
Angel: Um oh look a truth for you Kid!
Kid: Should I go get Sebastian to do this instead of me, mistress?
Angel: Huh? Kid what are you talking about? Listen, can you just answer this question.
Kid: *huffs* Fine.
Angel: Kid, are you gay, and if you are, who do you have a crush on?
Kid: Err..
Angel: In the anime, Kid doesn't really show much interest to anyone. I've never read the manga so I can't say the same about Kid's feelings towards anyone there. I support the pairing KidXLiz because they get along and seem compatible. If he were gay, many people go for Kid and Crona as a couple so...? That's my opinion at least! (Don't judge Kid's answer, this is my fanfic! -.-)
Kid: I guess that explains it.. Mistress, should I leave since Sebastian is the real deal butler and has got everything under control?
Angel: What?! Kid, you're still needed! We're not done with the truths and dares!
Kid: Will you need me after that?
Angel: Huh?
Kid: Do you ever need me when we're not doing truths and dares?
Angel: I... Kid, why are you acting this way?! You've never acted like this before! Listen, can we just finish up with these truths and dares!? I'm pulling an all nighter for this so I can wake up at noon and post this when people are most active!
Kid: *mutters* Fine..
Angel: Thank you. Now, Maka!
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Maka: Yes?
Angel: Prank the Twins from Ouran Highschool Host Club! Use glitter hair dye feathers and a Haruhi cosplay!
~Preview on what happens~
-Twins just got out of bed for the day-
Maka: Hi guys!
Twins: WHAT THE HECK!?
~Back to us!~
Angel: Well then... On we go! Oh one for me!
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Angel: Aww come on! I love getting truths or dares! Let's see, I need to bring in the Host Club (Oh god) and have a quick prank war (No..) or the people of my choice from the Host Club with the Soul Eater crew. Guys, the Twins, Tamaki, Black Star, Soul, and Patty are here... This pretend war will turn into a real battlefield! I plan to live on and update! Whatever, you guys wanted this...
...AND KARNEVALFREAK59, WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT JUMPIN OFF PLANES?! I haven't said anything? WELL NOW I DID! DON'T JUMP OFF THEM! At least not without Excalibur... who has no parachute... I'll let the Host Club and SE Crew have their war while I'm updating the next chapter... I'll tell you who won...
Maka: You seem pretty depressed..
Angel: A lot is going on for me right now...
Maka: You should take a break...
Angel: Break? What is that?
Maka: I don't know but Soul takes them all the time and he tells me to take one once in a while, it's strange, all I do is see him sit there?
Angel: Wow, people sure are weird... Just sit there?
Maka: He said he was doing something called "relaxing".
Angel: Is that the new "swag"? I really need to catch up with the trends. I'm all the way stuck back in 2010.
Maka: True.
Angel: Let's move on. Kid...
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Angel: For once I agree with you Spirit..
Spirit: Why?
Maka: Yeah why?
Kid: Huh?
Angel: Kid has to kiss the real Maka...
Spirit: OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!
Angel: *looks down and sighs* Guys, just do the dare..
Maka: Are you ok Angel...
Kid: Who cares? *kisses Maka and leans away*
KiMa Fans: *some pass out, some squeal, some have nosebleeds (I don't know! I'm guessing the reactions here! I'm SoMa fan! I'm the squeal type!
...Review below telling me which type you are when your favorite anime couple kisses!)*
Maka: *flustered* Wait! This isn't how it works!
KiMa Fans: Shut up Maka and fall in love with him! (Like I said! I don't know! I'm half asleep ok!?)
Angel: Let's just finish up for tonight, ok guys? It's already 3 in the morning!
Kid and Maka: Yes ma'am..
Spirit: You tell them Angel ^_^!
Angel: *walks away sulking* Shut up Spirit...
Spirit: Wha!? 0.0
Angel: Alright next... Welcome in LexiLuvsWriting. Welcome back. Soul..
Spirit: OBJECTION! (NOT REALLY!)
Angel: Turn into a girl like in the manga... Soul turned into a girl in the manga? Well that's just creepy... Well, maybe it'll be easier for Soul to digest all that man romance going on with those anime he's watching..? (I've never watched either anime, I only read the plot!)
Maka: Maybe... How long does he need to stay a girl?
Angel: Just for this chapter. Sebas-.. Actually... Kid, go take care of taking Soul to the Book of Eibon and make sure his gender changes.
Kid: Me? Are you sure you don't want Sebastian to do it? *glares and mutters* Mistress...
Angel: *sighs* Listen, will you do it or not? If you're going to argue I can ask Sebas-.
Kid: *growls and walks away* Fine, I'll do it.
Maka: *looks between both* Um, is there something going on between you two that I apparently missed?
Angel: *looks down* Nothing, let's just finish this for tonight. Kim, why did you cut your hair? Huh? Kim cut her hair? ~Looking it up right now~ Oh Soul Eater Not. No wonder. In my opinion, I think Soul Eater Not really takes place before everything happening in Soul Eater. So in other words, Kim was outgrowing it?
(I don't know! Don't hate on me! I only watched the first episode of Soul Eater Not but since it wasn't about the main characters like it was in Soul Eater, I didn't like it much, so I stopped watching it)
Kim: *gives some kind of logical reason as to cutting her hair to satisfy your Truth*
Angel: Moving on. Welcome back orangeandblackpanda. Our last one for the day/night. I don't know your timezones. Black Star.
Spirit: OBJECTION!
Angel: Act like a robot. Oh wait he's still unconscious from Mifune punching him...
Black Star: ACT LIKE A ROBOT THEY SAY!? HAHAHAHA! I CAN DO THAT EASY! I'M GOD! NOTHING IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE! HAHAHAHA!
Angel: After this I need Mifune to get back in here and do me a favor instead of a dare... Black Star, just act like a robot already..
Black Star: *Robot Voice Activated!* Earth. Human. Must. Destroy.
Angel: Yes, yes, good job. Now go away little annoying blue monkey one.
Black Star: *walks away*
Angel: *sighs*
Maka: Long day?
Angel: You have no idea... Sorry if this chapter was too rushed guys. Or if it wasn't funny. What I'm about to tell you isn't very interesting and doesn't have anything to do with my fanfic so you can skip this. You've been warned.
Recently my friend's mom called saying my friend wasn't at home and wanted me to tell her if I heard anything from my friend. I haven't got any news for a few days, I'm scared my friend is missing.
Not only that I'm trying to get some work done. I have to update 3 fanfics (not going very well, as you can see), and I'm trying to write down a book I want to get published in my future, and I want to study so I'm prepared before school starts up again.
Other issues including my iPod not working? I'm going on a trip in two weeks and I need it to work so I have something to do there. Also I'm trying to catch up on anime and manga as well. Then there's my friends who want to hang out, a dog who wants attention, family time. And no matter how much sleep I get, I'm always in the end tired.
Sorry that I ended up complaining to all of you but I felt I needed to get it out. Then again most of you probably skipped this not wanting to waste your time. I don't blame you..
Maka: Wow you're pretty stressed right now..
Angel: And then there's the fact Pong quit! Who's going to help me deal with all of this!?
Maka: I can try... Though I can't say I'll be good enough but...
Tsubaki: I can try too... nya...
Angel: Thanks girls... Oh and Tsubaki is accepting truths and dares next chapter. So I think everyone can accept truths and dares now?
Maka: Yep!
Angel: Awesome.. *about to pass out* I'm sleepy..
Tsubaki: Angel! Go get some rest! You'll be posting this at noon anyway later today!
Maka: She's right, you've been up for almost 20 hours.
Angel: Kay...
Tsubaki: I don't even know if that's the right math since Angel is half asleep!
Maka: Don't look at me, she's the one typing all of this!
Tsubaki: Angel stop typing this and go to sleep!
Angel: But Tsubaki.. Maka...
Maka and Tsubaki: GO TO SLEEP! *knocks Angel out*
~Darkness~
Random Announcer: Do not forget the challenge for Reviewer of the Week and tell us what type of Fangirl are you? The Squealing, Nosebleed, or Passed Out Type? Review, and Angel will let us know with the results, next time on ANGEL AND THE GANG! TRUTH OR DARE!
Maka and Tsubaki: STOP TYPING ALREADY AND GET SOME SLEEP!