A Truly, Madly, Deeply, Hectic Day

Disclaimer: Well I don't own Naruto, or Naruto Shippuden. And the characters don't belong to me. And I want my television back dammit! How the hell am I s'posed to watch my shows man? My shows!

I also don't own: Dude Where's My Car, and anything hospital related.

Special thanks to: My uncle, for providing me with the inspiration by being an idiot and falling off the roof! XD Love you Oji!

Sakura hurried down the steps catching Kiba's wrist before she went out through the door. "Kiba-kun! I need a favor please."

"Sweetie, why are you in such a rush, you're all messy." He commented.

She whined a little. "I know. I completely forgot that I had to intern tonight, so I have to leave for the hospital. And I can't find Ino. There's a hole in Hinata and Temari's ceiling. And I don't have…"

"Calm down, okay Sak." Kiba suggested. "You go to work, I'll call the person who rented us the cabin and inform them so they can get people out here. The moment I see Ino, I'll make sure to inform her you were searching for her. And I'll see about covering the whole in the ceiling for now." He finished.

Relief flooded her face for a moment. "Have I ever mentioned how much I love you?"

"Once or twice." He replied kissing her.

"Bye, and thank you!"

Naruto peeked over the side of the roof and scooted away from it a bit feeling dizzy.

"Suck it up, Naruto." Kiba complained smoothing out the trash bag above the whole in the roof. "Just hand me the tape and get the scissors."

"Weren't you gonna call someone to fix this?" The blonde asked nervously. He really hated heights.

"I already called them. They can't send anyone out here until tomorrow, so we're just putting this up here until then. Unless you want Hinata to get rained on in her sleep?"

"How is there even a whole here? What the hell was Temari doing to make a whole in the roof?" Did he mention that he hated heights.

"Tape!" Kiba reminded him.

Naruto walked over and helped Kiba tape down the garbage bag. At least it kept his mind off the ground.

"There all done. We can go back down now." The brunette decided heading back over to the window they had climbed onto the roof through.

Or he was until he tripped over the duck tape, fell backwards and off of the roof.

"Kiba!" Naruto called looking over the side of the roof at his friend. "Are you okay?"

"No."

Naruto spun around in circles in the exact spot where he was sure he had parked his car.

"Dude, where's my car?" He asked knowing exactly how stupid he sounded.

The blonde spotted a note left on the ground laying slightly under a rock to keep it in place and lifted it up.

"Dear he with cool car,

Check your pockets. Shika stole your keys while you were sleeping. Hope you don't mind. Anyway, we went out for the day. Later betch!

Love me! Ino"

"I really want to kill them." Naruto commented.

"Hey, Naruto?" Kiba asked. "Can we talk about this sometime when my head isn't BLEEDING!"

He looked around for any car he could use, but there was only one car still here. He really didn't want to, but as the dog lover pointed out. Heads were bleeding.

"Wait here." Naruto informed him before rushing inside to search for that guy. He searched absolutely everywhere, he could think of but that man without shame was no where to be found. He did, however, find Sasuke. "Hey, Sasuke, is um, is Suigetsu here?" He asked completely out of breath.

Sasuke closed the book he was reading and gave him a look. "No. He and Temari went to lunch."

"Really? His cars here though?" He asked.

"Yea, Suigetsu's never been to Konoha. So she's driving." He replied. "Why?"

"Huh well…do you know where his keys are?" Naruto asked.

"I can't believe you jumped off the roof." Sasuke commented turning the car around and heading down the path that lead away from the woods.

"I didn't jump, I feel." Kiba defended.

"He tripped over the thing of duck tape. It was hilarious." Naruto corrected.

"Yea, Naruto, my bleeding head is so hilarious!"

"Do me a favor and don't bleed on his car. I may hold his job, but that doesn't mean he won't kill me." Sasuke informed him. Turning onto the main road that led them into town.

"You need directions?" Naruto asked him.

Sasuke glanced at him. "Naruto, after all the time I spent with you in high school, I think I know how to get to the hospital."

Kiba chuckled.

Naruto glared darkly back at his friend in the backseat. "I don't want you, the one who just tripped over duck tape and fell off a roof, laughing at me."

"Naruto, your love for ramen was your downfall. Remember?" Sasuke asked.

"That never happened." The blonde denied.

"Right, you didn't step in week old ramen, slip, and hit your head on the hardwood floor." He replied.

"Exactly. Never happened."

Sasuke rolled his eyes as he turned into the parking lot of the hospital.

"Hey, um…can we not let Sakura know about this?" Kiba spoke up while they were waiting for Sasuke to find a parking spot. "She's already kinda, stressed out by the wedding and absolutely everything else."

Naruto made a face. "Sakura-chan does worry quite a lot."

"Isn't she interning though?" Sasuke asked glancing at him in the review mirror.

"C'mon, it's a large hospital. There are a million places for her to be that aren't where we're at. It can't be that hard to avoid her right?" Kiba asked.

"I guess." Naruto replied. "We can pull it off."

Sasuke sighed at them and parked the car. "Let's just get this over with. We're going to be here all night as it is."

Kiba unbuckled his seatbelt and exited the car easily. They had wrapped his head up to keep it from bleeding everywhere on the way here but he noticed that the bandage was red in a couple spots so he must really be bleeding. "What if this is fatal?" He asked getting nervous. "I can't die two weeks before my wedding! Sakura will kill me!"

Sasuke and Naruto both rolled their eyes then; each took one arm and pulled him along and into the emergency room to sign him in.

"Naruto-kun!" The lady at the desk exclaimed seeing him. "Where have you been it's been such a long time?"

"Haha, hey Shizune-san!" He greeted. "It has been awhile. But don't worry; I'm not the one hurt."

"This time." Sasuke chimed in.

She looked at him and stood up. "Oh my! Sasuke-kun! It's been even longer!"

"Five years." He replied giving her a small (very small he is Sasuke after all) smile.

"Ahem." Kiba interrupted. "My. Head. Is. Bleeding."

"Really I hadn't noticed." Sasuke commented.

"Go die."

Naruto mocked shock. "I can't believe you would say that in a hospital."

"Head wound?" Shizune asked. "Well I guess you're lucky it's slow today huh?"

"Incoming!" Naruto commented.

Sasuke shoved Kiba back behind Shizune's desk just before she spotted them.

"Naruto! Sasuke-kun? What are you two doing here?" Sakura asked wandering over to the front desk.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto exclaimed. He gave Sasuke a panicked look then looked back at Sakura and smiled.

Her eyes narrowed suspiciously. "What are you doing here?" She repeated.

Naruto opened his mouth to speak (even though he had no idea what he was going to say) but was cut off by Sasuke.

"Naruto fell off the roof." Sasuke answered.

"I what?" Naruto asked quietly.

"Shut up, Dobe." Sasuke replied just as quietly then added louder. "He may have hurt his ankle."

Naruto lifted his left ankle from the ground and balanced himself on the counter.

She looked at his ankle. "You may have hurt your ankle?"

"Yea!" He replied. "We're here to make sure it isn't…um…uh…"

"Fractured." Sasuke added when he noted that Naruto was blanking on the word.

"Right! Fractured."

Her eyes narrowed yet again and she looked from Naruto to Sasuke then back to Naruto. "Whatever you two are up to, knock it off." She warned. "I'm going to go back to work now. Go home."

Naruto smiled. "You got it Sakura-chan!"

She looked at Sasuke and he just smirked at her. She gave him another glare but he didn't waver. So she walked away.

"Is she gone? Cause I'm still in pain." Kiba asked from behind the desk.

Sasuke just reached back and pulled him up again rolling his eyes for the millionth time that day.

Naruto leaned forward and laid his head on the table in front of him. "How long does a CAT scan take?" He asked.

Sasuke shrugged before realizing that with Naruto's head on the table he couldn't see it. "Don't know."

The blonde groaned and sat back up crossing his arms over his stomach. "What time is it? I'm sooo hungry."

Sasuke glanced over at the clock on the wall. "It's only about two. Didn't you eat lunch?"

"No." He admitted. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet making Sasuke almost chock at the sight of it.

It was the very same wallet Sasuke had bought him when they were dating. Naruto had gone through this faze where he was absolutely fascinated by frogs and had noticed the wallet hiding on the rack. It was in the shape of a frog and a zipper at the mouth lead to the money (or lack there of in Naruto's case) inside. Naruto had been admiring it and Sasuke was smart enough to notice and had bought it for him.

Naruto looked up noticing how Sasuke was staring at his wallet and looked back at it himself. That's right; Sasuke had bought it for him. He decided to ignore the little twist in his stomach and pulled out a couple dollars.

"I'm going to get something from the vending machine. Want something?"

Sasuke turned his attention away looking instead at the television showing some channel he didn't really care about. "No." He replied shaking his head slightly.

"Okay, I'll be back in a bit." The blonde informed him standing from his seat and heading out toward the vending machines. He knew he was around the hospital like the back of his hand by now. His frequent visits because he would get into so many fights when he was little didn't help. But he'd often visited Sai at work Sakura sometimes too. He had actually met Sai when he was here visiting Sakura.

Sai was older then him by a couple years and at that time had been a student doctor. Sakura introduced them as she'd often worked with Sai when interning and…though he hated to admit it. Naruto really didn't like him at all. He reminded him too much of Sasuke.

Naruto found the room labeled vending machines and quickly decided what he was going to get. Two bags of chips for now would do. He'd make some ramen when they got back to the cabin whenever that would be.

He decided to head back over to the waiting room with Sasuke and began his walk over there. He curiously glanced around him into empty room. Doctors everywhere walked by. Some who recognized him would wave and ask what he did this time.

He continued his walk back feeling somehow that it seemed longer then his walk to the vending machines. Then he caught motion with his peripheral vision. He turned and looked being the curious blonde he's always been and froze. He stared for the longest time feeling odd. The worst part about it was that for one reason or another he wasn't really bothered by it all that much. Part of him was relieved. That was the worst part.

"Is that what you wanted to talk about earlier?" Naruto asked and both people in the room turned to look at him. Sai's face completely shocked. "Well…I get it, so I guess that means we're not going out anymore."

The girl with Sai looked at him and that's when Naruto felt his first wave of shock. Okay, so Sai was cheating on him. Big deal. He was cheating with a girl. Woopdeefuckingdoo. The girl was Haku and Haku who was wearing a skirt and no underwear, no longer had manly parts like he/she used to. Yea, that one hurt his brain.

"Haku?"

"Um…hello, Naruto-kun." She/he replied bashfully with a blush.

"Since when have you been a girl?"

"Since six months ago." She replied.

"Naruto, I…" Sai began.

The only blonde there smiled. "Hey, no worries. It wasn't working out anyway right? But this really explains a lot. No wonder you've been working so much lately."

"Naruto?" Sasuke's voice asked and the trio looked at him. His brow furrowed at the sight of Sai and…Haku…wait... "Ow, my brain."

Naruto snickered. "That's what I thought!"

"Well aside from that mentally scarring image…Kiba's back." Sasuke informed Naruto trying his hardest to not die at the sight.

Really, that was too weird. It took weeks for him to start thinking of Haku as a guy after he first met him, and now the he, who always did resemble a she, was a she. Shit, this is now going on his list of things his poor (warped because Obito sucked) brain would never let him speak of again.

"Oh? Okay, we should get back then." Naruto suggested.

"Yea, go ahead though; I kinda have to use the restroom anyway." Sasuke lied.

The blonde smiled. Sasuke knew that smile. He hated that smile. "Kay, I'll wait with Kiba." And he walked away.

Sasuke turned to look at Sai and refusing to look at the thing past him because honestly that was too scary. "There are some people in this world that should never look that hurt. And you caused it for one of them. Therefore, just so we're clear Sai. I hate you. A lot."

With that Sasuke walked away from the couple and towards the restrooms if only to maybe splash some cold water on his face. The events of today were making him feel exhausted, and they still had to wait for the results of the CAT scan, and for the doctor to clear Kiba to go home. Ugh, today was defiantly way to long for anyone's sanity.

Sasuke, Naruto and Kiba entered the cabin and all three decided to collapse on one of the many seat provided in the house.

Suigetsu raised an eyebrow at them in question just before Sasuke lazily tossed Suigetsu his keys back.

"Where've you all been?" The silver haired male asked catching his keys and pocketing them.

"We got lost downtown cause the idiot number one" Kiba pointed at Naruto "tried to give idiot number two" Sasuke "directions back here using a shortcut. It turned out that it wasn't a short cut."

"Who fell off the roof again?" Sasuke asked.

Kiba groaned and reached up feeling the bandage on the side of his head.

"Kiba?" Sakura asked entering in from the kitchen. "What the hell happened to your head?"

Kiba smiled at her. "Hey babe. Sorry, Naruto hit me in the head with a baseball." He lied. "I'm good though."

"Oh?" She went over to him and inspected it. "Are you okay?"

"Yea, I'm good." Then he smiled at her mischievously. "I may have a concussion though. So you're gonna haveta keep me up all night."

She smiled. "Right." She replied rolling her eyes and heading towards the stairs. "C'mon hot stuff. Let's go to bed."

He groaned.

"You think you're gonna get any with that attitude?" She asked.

His face lit up and he got off the couch with his newfound energy. "Later bitches."

And he was gone leaving behind a cloud of dust that was Kiba shaped.

"See now I'm disgusted and tired." Naruto complained pulling himself up off the couch.

"Night." Sasuke replied guessing that was where he was going.

Naruto waved a little and headed up stairs and to his room.

"Big day?" Suigetsu asked once he was left alone with Sasuke.

"You could say that." His boss replied.

The silver haired male stared at him for a moment and Sasuke looked over at him. "What?"

"Nothing just seems like…" he thought for a moment narrowing his lavender eyes as he tended to do when he was at a loss for words. "Just seems to me like you've made it past a major road block. But knowing you, it's about time you turned around and went backwards right?"

Sasuke sighed. God, sometimes he wished Suigetsu really was a complete idiot. It would make his life simpler, and he wouldn't have to sit here and admit to himself that he was right. No one else needed to know that.

"I'd going to bed." Sasuke informed him getting up and heading upstairs without saying anything else.

A/N: And this is what I call a day within which you just don't get a break! Ugh…I hate those. Anyway, you can thank my Uncle for this as I mentioned at the beginning this happened to him the other day. I was at my Grandma's for a bit and he and a friend were up on the roof covering a spot with plastic because it was gonna rain and the people they called to fix it couldn't make it until tomorrow. Anyway, my uncle tripped over the duck tape and fell off the roof. Lucky it was nothing serious and he's okay.

But I had to drive him to the hospital and that was totally not fun. I'm sure we all know what it's like to wait for results and stuff. It always takes forever! Luckily it was slow and we spent maybe an hour and half their at the most. So yea, that was fun. But I digress. Anywho thank you for reading chapter 10!

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