A/N: I have been living off pre-Halloween/after-Halloween candy. I do not regret the choices I made.

Disclaimer: Travels the world. Travels the oceans. Travels space. Cannot find a place which I would own Naruto.

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Recap

"Ya know, staring at people is rude. Don't you have any manners Snaky? Or are you just so stupid that you don't know what they are?"

"…"

The café went quiet at inner-me's statement. You could even hear a faint shout of 'Youth!' from a certain beast.

Oh, fuck me gently with Samehada.

Elise/TenTen P.O.V.

I felt my soul leave my body, and I waved at all the precious people I would leave behind. (Naru-cakes, and Lee's bento and don't judge me because that bento looked fucking gods wept to make the beauty of this goddamn bento.)

'Well, it seems that Raziel would lose his bet, even in child form I still somehow managed to die before my life even started. Hell, I won't be getting laid anyways.'

Anko's face seemed to twist to some sort of grin. The sort of grin that sent shivers down peoples spines and said 'You-are-a very-fucked-person-today-since-you-messed-with-me'

Gimme the secrets to that face.

Oh, it looks my soul is back.

I paused in the middle of my daydream of scaring people shitless with Anko's face of Misery. It was beautiful daydream that should have never ended.

"Gaki, you got balls of steel."

A blush crept up my face, at Anko's words. From Anko, that was a very high compliment, at least to me it was.

"O-oh. Th-h-hank-k yo-o-u."

Inner-Hinata, thank you for coming in my time of need.

Anko gave me a curious look at my sudden stuttering. She then smirked then patted my head.

"I like you gaki, you remind me of myself when I was younger. Ah, good times."

I squeaked.

Me? Reminding the great Anko of herself? I am positively sure that was the greatest compliment known to man.

Wait, scratch that.

The greatest compliment of the world would be the Akatsuki begging me to join their ranks. Of course, I would have to decline them (Hello! Naruto is too cute to die! We would have to see about the Kyubbi though…) and ask for their autographs. I am not ashamed to say in my previous life that I was a big Akatsuki fangirl.

Like 80% of the Naruto fan-base.

The blush that was on my face, turned even redder if possible. I would even bet that Naru-cakes would be able to heat up his ramen from the heat my face was giving off.

"Ah!"

Anko just started to snicker. She removed her hand from my head and hummed.

"You know gaki, I have always wanted a minion and you seem to qualify for it. So…gaki, would you like me to help you in your way as an awesome ninja? To seduce the manliest of men? To destroy the toughest villages? To torture ninjas to crying pansies?"

I think the Akatsuki begging me to join them has been outranked. By Anko asking me to be her appren-err-minion! But still, who else has gotten the chance to study underneath the Snake Mistress of Konoha?

Not Neji, that's for sure.

My blush magically disappeared (the powers of the anime universe?) and I calmly sipped the now cold tea.

"Hmm"

Anko frowned at my sudden calmness and uninterested look. She started to scowl and hit the table with her palm.

"This is a one-time offer gaki. I'm not going to ask you again. Yes or no?"

When she said that, I slightly chocked on the tea. A little bit of the cold liquid spilled onto my shirt and stuck to my undeveloped chest.

I'm looking at you Tsnuade.

"U-uh, I woul-"

"Nee-chan! What are you doing?! You're supposta be at the Academy! Liar!"

I stopped mid-sentence to see Naru-cakes pointing at me with a shocked look on his face. Opening my mouth to answer him, he ran towards me.

"Liar! I waited for you at the lake! Liar!"

"Eh? Who are you?"

Oh goody. It looks like Anko has joined the conversation.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!"

"Eh? What am I supposed to believe? That you're an idiot?"

I face palmed. I swear to Raziel…

"What?! I'm no idiot! Idiot!"

"Ha! You can't even make decent come backs! Loser!"

"You're the loser! Meanie!"

"Good job! You're starting to get better with your insults fishcake!

I peeked through my fingers and groaned. You should never call Naru-cakes fishcake unless you're happy having one arm. Or eye. Or leg. Or ea-you know what? You would just be missing a body part.

Naru-cakes' face got tomato red and you could practically see the smoke coming out of his ears.

"My. Name. Means. WHIRLPOOL!"

He launched himself towards Anko, screaming bloody murder. The patrons that were at the dango stand stood still. They had wide eyes and sweat drops.

Anko was laughing as Naruto tackled her. I think she was even yelling about 'that's it gaki' and 'now you're a level above pansy!'

Anko would be a terrible influence around children.

I love her.

Sighing in regret at the ball of limbs, I shook my head.

"I'm so gonna regret this meet up later."

If I only knew.

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I'm so sorry duckies! I totally forgot about this story…

I don't even have an excuse, I just forgot about this.

Forgive me?

Okay, anyways this chapters shout out goes to BloodyCamellia! (Love your username BTW!) Honestly, I didn't expect much of this fanfic either… Maybe 2 reviews and follows….But thank you for your supportive comment! And the rest of you wonderful people as well! (I still don't know how I'm hilarious though…someone tell me!)

Also, Mimosa Evans, Tenshi is NOT this TenTen's real name. It's like a nickname, since TenTen means 'heaven', I decided her nickname should fit in that general area. And Tenshi just so happens to mean 'Angel'. I also liked it due to the irony in her situation. She got transferred to the Naruto verse due to her wish to an angel. She is basically Naruto's guardian angel. So 'angel'.

Irony rocks.

See you duckies in the next chapter (Don't forget to review!),

SRAN out.