A/N- This is it! The last chapter of A Random Waka Story! I'd like to thank all of my reviewers that ever reviewed: vodoo-coffee, Deerdryad, Spirithunter, Goddess-Of-The-Weirdos, pearly24, horsegirl96, and Nigel's Leading Woman.
Disclaimer- Me no own no Okami, Sora, Bees, Waka, wolves, Link, Tokyo, Tokyo Tower, Misha, hair, Issun, gay, the world, Kotaru, Pita-Ten, fanfiction, Dravis, McKayla, Emily Osment, pink, blondie, clowns, Oki, Spirithunter, One Inch Boy, Japanese Mythology, lamer, peace, Can You Keep A Secret, the Cheshire Cat, awesome demon powers, Go Fish, ones, Moon flavored ice cream, A+B, 24, cheese, OMG, a meteor, threes, Princess Zelda, my dear reader, and a rock.
"WOW!" Sora screamed. "WE'RE UP REALLY HIGH! ANYBODY HAVE ANY BEES?!" When everyone shook their heads, Sora began bawling. Waka started eating him again.
"I'm a pretty wolf, yes I am, yes I am..." Ammy was saying to herself. She scratched herself behind the ears happily. Link watched, more than slightly disturbed. He chose to turn around and look over Tokyo from the Tokyo Tower. That was were they went after all.
"Hiya, my name's Misha, nice to meetcha and greetcha!" Misha said, getting into Waka's face. Waka was sucking on Sora's hair, who was trying to convince Issun that he wasn't gay and that the world was against him.
Misha flew away, due to the fact that she was an angel, off to hug her beloved Kotaru from Pita-Ten. Midori watched all of this and nudged the corpse of Keki happily. The people in this fanfiction were such dorks...
A wolf suddenly fell from the sky! He had wings and was black and had emo hair that covered one of his eyes and he was little. "Hi, I'm Dravis. The world is out to get us all and I'm owned by McKayla." Dravis stared at McKayla, who was busy eating Emily Osment flavored ice cream.
"OH! It's Dravis! Where in the heck is-" Waka interrupted McKayla.
"I think it's funny how some people think that I'm a pink wolf when I'm a blondie! I wear pink clown clothes, but that doesn't mean that I'm pink as a wolf! LALALALALALA!" Waka ran around the Tokyo Tower, screaming.
"HEY!" Oki shouted at Issun. "ACCORDING TO SPIRITHUNTER, ONE OF BOBYSUE'S REVIEWERS, YOUR NAME MEAN IS LIKE THE ONE INCH BOY IN JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY WHICH MAKES YOU LAMER THAN ME!!" Issun started crying.
"That's not nice! You shouldn't be so mean to me! In fact, we should all be nice to one another from now on! If we try hard enough, we might even be able to have world peace." Everyone stared at the 'one inch boy' in silence. Issun started laughing. "YEAH! RIGHT!"
"Can you keep a secret? Hit if off like this, hit it off like this, oh baby. Hit it-" The Cheshire Cat began singing. Dravis used his awesome demon powers on the Cheshire Cat and everyone began to fall off the Tokyo Tower.
Well, it was a really long way down so it took a while. While going down, they decided to play Go Fish. "Got any ones?" Ammy asked, looking at her hand. Link shook his head. Waka asked the same thing to Link, who nodded.
"WHEE!" Sora screamed. "THERE'S MOON FLAVORED ICE CREAM! DID YOU KNOW THAT A+B 24 SO WHAT'S A EQUAL TO?" McKayla was eating Moon flavored ice cream. It tasted like cheese.
"OMG!" Oki screamed. "There's a really bright light over there! Is it-can it be-? A meteor!" Ammy blinked, as though remembering something, which she was.
"Oh yeah! That's why I went over to see you during that first chapter of this stupid fanfiction, Waka! I wanted to warn you about it and see if there was anything that we could do! Oh well! Do ya have any threes?" Link looked up at the meteor in silence. For the first time in his life, Link spoke.
"We are all going to die." Sora screamed, the corpse of Keki did nothing, Dravis told everyone that he was right and the world was ending, the Cheshire Cat began singing loudly in Japanese, Link prayed to the goddesses, Bobysue ignored them, McKayla ran out of ice cream, Oki began texting his will, and Midori told Link that she had always loved him and that she was really the Princess Zelda.
And so the meteor hit Tokyo, and the blast from it is about to impact you, too, my dear reader. So duck and cover! Aw crap, a rock!
A/N- ... the end? Or is it? Review and beg enough and I'll write a bonus chapter about them while they're dead. SO R&R!