I have a question. What would happen if Kairi saw Nadeshiko (he didn't know that Nadeshiko is really a boy) and fell in love with her? O.O Tell me what you think! It's just been in my mind for a while and I might make a chapter about it. Anyway, in this chapter, Hikaru is appearing.
-Guardians doing work-
Yaya: *sigh* This is boring.
Nagihiko: Well, it can't be helped.
Yaya: *sigh*
Kukai: *comes in* So, what's going on here?
Rima: Despite the fact that Yaya's bored, Nagihiko has an identity crisis, and the fact that we're out of cookies? We're just fine.
Amu: Identity crisis? *looks at Nagihiko*
Nagihiko: Um…oh! I think I heard Tadase calling my name from outside.
*Tadase comes in*
Tadase: No, I didn't.
Nagihiko: Yes you did, you silly goose—I mean, you silly king.
Yaya: *light bulb* *ding* I know! We should have a snowball fight!
Kukai: Snowball fight? I'm in.
Yaya: Great! So, tomorrow at noon?
Tadase: I don't know… We have work piled up.
Yaya: Please? *does puppy dog face*
Kukai: Yeah, please? *does puppy dog face, too*
Tadase: Um… um… UM…..OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE!
Yaya and Kukai: Yay!
-Everyone meets at the school grounds-
Amu: Kairi? What are you doing here?
Kairi: To have fun, Joker.
Amu: Uh, huh….
Kukai: Utau? You're here too?
Utau: I have nothing to do.
Yaya: And last but not least, Hikaru!
Hikaru: Having snowball fights are pointless. Throwing snow, it means nothing. You are just wasting your energy.
Everyone: - _ - ;
Rima: Is it going to be boys vs. girls?
Yaya: You bet it is.
Kiseki: This is our chance, Tadase! Chara-change!
Tadase: MWA-HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We shall dominate the world. My team, build me a snow castle!
Kukai, Kairi: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tadase: Carry me there too! A king does not have to walk in filthy snow!
Hikaru: This snow is not filthy because it fell from the sky a few hours ago. No, it just means that you are very lazy.
-Girls watch as Kukai and Kairi carry Tadase over to their side of the grounds with Hikaru talking about things that are pointless-
Yaya: So, Amu-chi and Utau-chan will make the snow fort. Rima-tan and I will make the snowballs.
Rima: Fine.
Utau: Amu, let's go. *starts building wall*
Amu: Utau, taking part in a snowball fight doesn't seem like your character.
Utau: Hey, you're not really cool and spicy these days.
Amu: Point taken.
Yaya: Rima-tan! Those are not snowballs! *points to the crumbled-up snow*
Rima: At least I'm doing this snowball fight.
Yaya: Just put some more effort into it!
Tadase: *sitting on a throne made of snow* Work faster, you commoners! At this rate, our enemies will probably attack us before we are ready.
Kukai: Maybe if a special someone would help us, we would already be done by now.
Tadase: Uh! No excuses.
Kairi: A samurai doesn't—
Kukai: SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT FLIPPING, NOODLE SAMURAI'S AND WORK ON THOSE SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru: This is too pointless. Playing in the snow, throwing snow.
Kukai: *sigh* Why did I get stuck with this team?
Yaya: All right! We're done. *peers across to the boy's side* *hears Tadase yelling* Doesn't look like they're ready yet. We have the element of surprise. Amu, Rima, you attack one side, Utau and I will attack from the other.
Amu: *loads snowballs into her hat* I'm ready.
Yaya: ATTACK!
Tadase: Hurry up!
Kairi: *throws snowball at him*
Kukai: Nice. *looks at fort* We're finally d— *gets hit by snowball*
Kairi: *girly voice* AAH!!!!!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru: I'm going home. *leaves*
Kukai: Oh, sure. Abandon us!
Tadase: What are you waiting for? Attack them— *gets knocked off his throne by a snowball*
Kukai: Am I the only sane one here? *does a chara-nani* Sky Jack! *randomly throws snowballs everywhere* TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND TAKE SOME MORE OF THIS!
*misses* *out of snowballs*
Utau: It's over. Their fort is destroyed and they're out of snowballs.
Yaya: I'm hungry. Anybody want ramen?
Was there any doubt that the girls would win? Up next, the one you've all been waiting for… Rima's Plan Part Two!
