I have a question. What would happen if Kairi saw Nadeshiko (he didn't know that Nadeshiko is really a boy) and fell in love with her? O.O Tell me what you think! It's just been in my mind for a while and I might make a chapter about it. Anyway, in this chapter, Hikaru is appearing.


-Guardians doing work-

Yaya: *sigh* This is boring.

Nagihiko: Well, it can't be helped.

Yaya: *sigh*

Kukai: *comes in* So, what's going on here?

Rima: Despite the fact that Yaya's bored, Nagihiko has an identity crisis, and the fact that we're out of cookies? We're just fine.

Amu: Identity crisis? *looks at Nagihiko*

Nagihiko: Um…oh! I think I heard Tadase calling my name from outside.

*Tadase comes in*

Tadase: No, I didn't.

Nagihiko: Yes you did, you silly goose—I mean, you silly king.

Yaya: *light bulb* *ding* I know! We should have a snowball fight!

Kukai: Snowball fight? I'm in.

Yaya: Great! So, tomorrow at noon?

Tadase: I don't know… We have work piled up.

Yaya: Please? *does puppy dog face*

Kukai: Yeah, please? *does puppy dog face, too*

Tadase: Um… um… UM…..OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE!

Yaya and Kukai: Yay!


-Everyone meets at the school grounds-

Amu: Kairi? What are you doing here?

Kairi: To have fun, Joker.

Amu: Uh, huh….

Kukai: Utau? You're here too?

Utau: I have nothing to do.

Yaya: And last but not least, Hikaru!

Hikaru: Having snowball fights are pointless. Throwing snow, it means nothing. You are just wasting your energy.

Everyone: - _ - ;

Rima: Is it going to be boys vs. girls?

Yaya: You bet it is.

Kiseki: This is our chance, Tadase! Chara-change!

Tadase: MWA-HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We shall dominate the world. My team, build me a snow castle!

Kukai, Kairi: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tadase: Carry me there too! A king does not have to walk in filthy snow!

Hikaru: This snow is not filthy because it fell from the sky a few hours ago. No, it just means that you are very lazy.

-Girls watch as Kukai and Kairi carry Tadase over to their side of the grounds with Hikaru talking about things that are pointless-

Yaya: So, Amu-chi and Utau-chan will make the snow fort. Rima-tan and I will make the snowballs.

Rima: Fine.

Utau: Amu, let's go. *starts building wall*

Amu: Utau, taking part in a snowball fight doesn't seem like your character.

Utau: Hey, you're not really cool and spicy these days.

Amu: Point taken.


Yaya: Rima-tan! Those are not snowballs! *points to the crumbled-up snow*

Rima: At least I'm doing this snowball fight.

Yaya: Just put some more effort into it!


Tadase: *sitting on a throne made of snow* Work faster, you commoners! At this rate, our enemies will probably attack us before we are ready.

Kukai: Maybe if a special someone would help us, we would already be done by now.

Tadase: Uh! No excuses.

Kairi: A samurai doesn't—

Kukai: SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT FLIPPING, NOODLE SAMURAI'S AND WORK ON THOSE SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hikaru: This is too pointless. Playing in the snow, throwing snow.

Kukai: *sigh* Why did I get stuck with this team?


Yaya: All right! We're done. *peers across to the boy's side* *hears Tadase yelling* Doesn't look like they're ready yet. We have the element of surprise. Amu, Rima, you attack one side, Utau and I will attack from the other.

Amu: *loads snowballs into her hat* I'm ready.

Yaya: ATTACK!


Tadase: Hurry up!

Kairi: *throws snowball at him*

Kukai: Nice. *looks at fort* We're finally d— *gets hit by snowball*

Kairi: *girly voice* AAH!!!!!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

Hikaru: I'm going home. *leaves*

Kukai: Oh, sure. Abandon us!

Tadase: What are you waiting for? Attack them— *gets knocked off his throne by a snowball*

Kukai: Am I the only sane one here? *does a chara-nani* Sky Jack! *randomly throws snowballs everywhere* TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND TAKE SOME MORE OF THIS!

*misses* *out of snowballs*

Utau: It's over. Their fort is destroyed and they're out of snowballs.

Yaya: I'm hungry. Anybody want ramen?


Was there any doubt that the girls would win? Up next, the one you've all been waiting for… Rima's Plan Part Two!