A week had passed by. It wasn't until next Friday, though, that Uncle got a call from my mother. It wasn't hard to listen on, if you were an evil genius of course.

" Steven, how's my daughter doing?" She asked.

"Oh Seminara? She's doing great. She's made friends; a girl named Becky and a boy named Tobey." I glared at Uncle. Becky was more of a mortal enemy that attended the same school as me than a friend.

"That's good. Very good. Tell me, is she using any of them for experiments?"

"No, Stella. She isn't harvesting eggs to create baby minions." There was a slight hint of jest in his voice.

"You've been doing better than I thought you'd do. See? The mouse brain hasn't made you completely evil." A slight pause." Can I ask you a favor?"

"Sure! Go ahead!"

"Koi and I have to go on a trip to visit his family in Russia. We won't be back for two weeks. Can you come to Neutral County and take care of Ovis for me?"

"Can Ovis come here?" Uncle asked.

" But who will take care of Fert and Con?" I saw Uncle stiffen at the mention of my two cats.

"Your husband's sister?" Uncle suggested, still pale.

"Uncle, I wanna see Fert and Con." I complained.

"Ovis, your brother, I can handle. Two..." He hesitated at cat."...felines I cannot handle. Or worse yet, Squeaky can't." Pause. "Fert and Con are cats, Squeaky. You're a mouse. You... have a phobia."

"Uh... Uncle?" I started.

" You think I'm a coward? I can handle two cats!" Uncle puts the phone to his ear." You can bring Ferris and Clown."

"Fert and Con." I corrected.

"Are you sure, Steven? It's for two weeks..." Mom said.

"I can do this. Bring Ovis and the cats over."

"Ask Mom if Sexa can come over." I added.

"Who's that?" Uncle asked.

"My pet mouse." I guess my mom overheard me, because she said,

"No, Seminara. Remember when you first started creating babies with mice semen..." I took the phone from Uncle.

"I said Sexa, not Bono." I stated.

"Sexa is pregnant. She's being taken care of by your father's sister, Blaine." Mom explained

"Then can I take Bono?" I pleaded.

"No. The last thing I need you doing is creating mouse/ human hybrids to take over the town." Mom we already have one of those..."No offense, Steven."

"None taken. So when are they coming?" Uncle replied, taking the phone from me.

" Tomorrow. But I don't want Ovis missing school. He's picking up Seminara's bad habits."

" What's he doing?"

" He's excellent in science, but the wrong kind. He's been... spying on people..."

" How old is Ovis again, fourteen?"

" He's eight."

"Oh... OH! Well, Stella, that's what you get when you name your children with sex related names."

"... Coincidental."

" And you have two cats named Fert and Con, two mice named Sexa and Bono, and a dog named Erek. I think your husband studying sex isn't such a good idea if it's affecting the kids."

" He does what now?!" I said in shock.

" They didn't know..." Mom dragged out.

"Oh... sorry."

" Steven, make the house decent, okay? I've confiscated Ovis' camera just incase you have a girlfriend..." Uncle's face turned red, probably thinking about Lady.

" It's okay!" I shouted."I got it all under control. Ovis won't do anything while I'm around."

" Seminara, when you were eight, you were doing the exact same things. The only difference was that you didn't need a camera. See you soon." And with a click, she was gone.

"I never thought..." Steven started.

" What can you say? It's what we get for having sex related names. I was almost named Fella."

"Oh! I can see years of jokes at school already." Uncle joked.

"You better get Lady. You might need help for this one. Two cats may be too much for the notorious Dr. Two-Brains to handle." I laughed as I went in my room to make new baby creations. Every other parent would be worrying if their child ws screwing someone. For my family, it's the norm since we always took it literally.