Carmen AU
By: FuanhoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Oh good you're here just in time. Come on hurry up! We have to get you in the tuxedos and dresses before the music starts." Dara was the one to greet them when they came out of the C-5 on the beach in Anguilla on the Carribeans.
"Calm down Dara. You know what boss and boss's girl said. The tuxedoes and dresses were only required for the bridesmaids and the best man/ Maid of Honor. All we have to do is get them to their seats and the three required ones to their places and we're golden." Cora said trying to calm down the muscle woman who relaxed a bit at that but still looked rather nervous.
"Where's Ivy?" Joshua demanded as he moved as if to grab hold of one of the two women, only for Zack to shove him backwards with a glare that surprised the other detectives.
"She's finishing up getting ready before the music starts. Your Chief is already here and he's with her at the moment and come on hurry up! If anything goes wrong today then Ivy is going to outright kill us all, without Carmen's help!" Dara said moving to drag the others over to where the Aphrodite statue and the archway were stood up, two small huts nearby holding the famous paintings that Carmen had stolen on the sides facing towards the archway.
"Forgive Dara. She's been a bit wary of crossing Ivy ever since that time she challenged the girl to a fight. Although to be fair Ivy did break her jaw and give her a concussion by accident." Cora said apologizing to the confused detectives while Zack, Aileen and Jasmine were walking behind Dara hurriedly up to the archway underneath the large white tent.
"Oh good they're here. Barely two minutes to spare. Carmen should be coming out of one of the huts any moment now so hurry up and get in your places." The rest of the agents jaw dropped when they saw Sara Bellum done up in a blue dress with her hair up in an elegant bun and her normal goggles gone from her face to show her light green eyes.
"Glad we made it in time. Ivy would kill us if we were late." Zack said fixing his tie one last time and earning a huff from Jasmine.
"Stop messing with your tie already. You're going to mess it up." Jasmine said slapping Zacks hands away from his tie while Hannah stepped forward and fixed it for the boy before stepping back to where she had been beside Sara.
"Wait? Is this a wedding?" Joshua asked looking stunned as he noticed all of the VILE henchmen gathered in their best suits and dresses.
"No it's a fucking divorce. What was your first clue Einstein?" Sara snapped at the boy who was in his beach shorts still and now feeling very under-dressed.
"Don't say that! If you end up jinxing it then both Ivy and Carmen will kill us." Hannah whispered looking horrified as Dara nearly forced some of the detectives into their seats.
"If you guys do anything to wreck this I'm going to end up wrecking you." Zack threatened the other detectives with a growl as he glared at them while they were shown to their seats.
"So…stealing all of those things and taking Ivy were just Carmen's way of inviting us to her wedding?" Tatyanna asked earning nods from the VILE henchmen and women in the crowd.
"Arigato Suhara-sensei." Carmen said interrupting anymore potential questions as she arrived, being lead down the aisle by her former teacher who was in a classy tuxedo.
"I wish you all the best Carmen-chan. I knew she'd be the one for you the moment I met her." Suhara said placing a kiss to Carmen's forehead before leaving her at the alter and taking his seat as the VILE and ACME agents jaw dropped.
Carmen looked even better in person than she did over the video! There were more than a few whistles from the males and even the females in the crowd.
"Wow. You clean up great Carmen." Jasmine said staring at the criminal mastermind in disbelief and slight awe and earning a smile from the woman whose hair was in a simply braid down her back to keep it from obscuring her sapphire blue eyes that matched her dress.
"Thank you. I hope my soon to be wife thinks so too." Carmen said looking a bit worried but also happy as her eyes glued to the other hut.
"Her jaw will be in the sand." Zack promised with a grin that earned a thankful look from Carmen.
"So wait…who's she marrying?" Li asked quietly to the others while Joshua was still looking around worriedly.
"Forget that. Where's Ivy? Why'd Carmen kidnap her?" Joshua whispered frantically looking for the girl he had a crush on as the music came on.
"Chief?" Carmen asked torn between amused and shocked at the sight of the Chief's robot body wearing a three piece tuxedo at the beginning of the aisle way.
"Who better to escort her down the aisle?" Chief asked as he held out his arm. The ACME and VILE agents saw Carmen's jaw drop open as her eyes widened. Poor woman looked completely love-struck and as if she couldn't believe her eyes.
Zack followed Carmen's gaze and let out a whistle.
"Wow you clean up nice sis. I think Carmen's in a coma." Zack said looking at the woman on the Chief's arm with a grin while Jasmine, Aileen, and the VILE agents jaws dropped open.
"Don't call me sis!" Was the immediate retort as the ACME agents in the seats turned to look at the familiar voice stunned, poor Joshua was reduced to a blubbering mess as he stared at the woman.
Ivy's almost shoulder length red hair was pinned up much like Sara's was, she was wearing the jewelry that Carmen had given her for Christmas, and she had on light makeup that accentuated her natural beauty. She was in an emerald green dress that matched her eyes with blue and red sequins and accents to it, and was unsteadily walking in a pair of green one inch heels.
"I can't tell who's less steady, you or the Chief." Zack said grinning as his sister made her way down the aisle, her and the chief clumsily stumbling along.
"Shut up Zack. I don't know how you walk in these things Carmen." Ivy said as she stumbled her way to the alter where the Chief left her, getting a quick peck on the cheek as he did so.
"Easy Karishma." Carmen immediately reached out to steady her soon to be wife when the girl wobbled unsteadily in the heels, especially given that they were in sand.
"We're on a beach, why did you even wear heels?" Sara asked as she finally managed to get her jaw working again as well, staring at the red head in disbelief.
"Do you not see the height difference between me and Carmen? I have to climb her like a tree just to kiss her cheek, I figured the heels would help." Ivy said with a shrug and earning a smile from Carmen even though the thief blushed a bit.
"Well you can climb me all you want dear but you might want to take those things off before you break your neck." Carmen said making Ivy grin at her and kick off the heels in an instant so that she was barefooted like Carmen was.
"Now now. Enough talks about our honeymoon plans. We have to finish the wedding first." Ivy teased her taller lover.
Zack snorted and Jasmine and Aileen were giggling to each other as Sara cackled.
Poor Carmen was as red as her infamous coat and hat.