From Emmett:
Don't tell anyone, but i have stolen Alices gucci dress.
From Bella:
Stolen it you say?
From Emmett:
I thought you were texting in capitals?
From Bella:
I got bored of it.
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Bella:
That does not mean you can start texting in capitals!
From Rosalie:
Yeah Emmett!
From Bella:
This is personal Rosalie. Stay out of it!
From Rosalie:
HE'S MY HUSBAND!
From Bella:
What did i just say about texting in capitals!?!
From Rosalie:
Errr, dunno.
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Rosalie:
Are you still using that crap as an excuse for your sad obsession with monty python.
From Emmett:
Monty Python with capitals!
From Rosalie:
I know, i just thought he wasn't important enough for the AHRCYN.
From Emmett:
What is the AHRCYN?
From Rosalie:
The Amazing Honour of Rosalie Capitalizing Your Name.
From Bella:
I find when somebpdy capitalizes my name their really annoyed with me.
From Emmett:
BELLA!
From Bella:
Not funny, Emmett. Just faintly gay.
From Rosalie:
Why the hell do you like monty python?
From Emmett:
Monty Python with capital letters!
From Rosalie:
What a load of PAPASPWDOT.
From Emmett:
What the hell is PAPASPWDOT?
From Rosalie:
Poo And Pee And Smoldering Pants With Dogs On Them.
From Bella:
Why dogs? Why not PAPASPWPSTOT?
From Rosalie:
PAPASPWPSTOT?
From Bella:
Poo And Pee And Smoldering Pants With Purple Spotted Tigers On Them.
From Rosalie:
P-p-purple s-s-spotted t-t-tigers?
From Bella:
Ye. Purple spotted tigers.
From Rosalie:
You mean tigers. With p-p-purple s-s-spots?
From Bella:
Ye. Tigers with purple spots.
From Rosalie:
BURMA!
From Bella:
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TEXTING IN CAPITALS?!?
From Emmett:
Now your doing it.
From Bella:
SUEOIWDYIAH.
From Emmett:
Pardon?
From Bella:
Shut Up Emmett Or I Will Drown You In Athenian Honey.
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Bella:
What's so panicky about shut you up and Athenian Honey?
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Bella:
Athenian Honey.
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Rosalie:
Bella, can you please not? He sounds gay when he does that.
From Bella:
Purple Spotted Tigers.
From Rosalie:
BURMA!
From Bella:
Hehehe * feels strong urge to put on Rosalies dressup villainous cloak and twirl Emmett's cheap plastic moustache in an evil way*
From Emmett:
DON'T TOUCH THE MOUSTACHE!
From Bella:
ATHENIAN HONEY!
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Rosalie:
DO NOT TOUCH MY CLOAK!
From Bella:
PURPLE SPOTTED TIGERS!
From Rosalie:
BURMA!
From Emmett:
HA! I HAVE MY MOUSATACHE!
From Bella:
OH MY GIDDY GOD!
From Emmett:
REALLY?
From Bella:
COULDN'T CARE LESS ACTUALLY.
From Rosalie:
WHY ARE WE TEXTING IN CAPITALS AGAIN?
From Bella:
I DON'T KNOW.
From Rosalie:
I'M GOING TO STOP NOW.
From Bella:
ME TOO.
From Emmett:
I've got to go. Alice is hunting me.
From Bella:
Your really only going to feed your SOWmp(NCI).
From Emmett:
STOP TEXTING IN CODE!
From Bella:
NIAMY.
From Emmett:
STOP IT!
From Rosalie:
Bella, seriously. It's annoying.
From Bella:
PST.
From Emmett:
MY HEADS GOING TO EXPLODE!
From Bella:
AH.
From Rosalie:
Bella, i don't think Esme with like bits of Emmett's head on the carpet.
From Bella:
PST.
From Rosalie:
What the hell does that mean?
From Bella:
Purple Spotted Tigers.
From Rosalie:
BURMA!
From Emmett:
I really have to go hide now.
From Bella:
A.K.A go and succumb to your SOWmp(NCI).
From Emmett:
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?
From Bella:
Sad Obsession With monty python ( No Capitals Included).
From Emmett:
GRR! HE RATES THE CAPITAL LETTERS!
From Bella:
AH.
From Emmett:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!!!!!
From Bella:
Athenian Honey.
From Emmett:
BURMA!
From Rosalie:
SALYHIWJC.
From Emmett:
STOP IT! PLEEEESE STOP IT!
From Bella:
What is SALYHIWJC?
From Rosalie:
Stop Acting Like You Have Imprinted With John Cleese.
From Bella:
How did you know?????
From Rosalie:
* sobs with despair and hopelessness for her sisters pride*