A/N: Yes, I am back! Again! Sorry for such a long wait! My computer's Internet has been down lately, and to top it all off, I got sick. Thankfully, now I'm better, I think. Well, I guess it's time to get this show on the road! Part three in the 'Special Backstage Look' into our stars' lives!

Disclaimer: I only own myself and the trailers that appear in these segments!

Me: Welcome back! Sorry about before! Me and my laughing episodes! (Laughs nervously)

Yusuke: (Frowning) And why are you laughing again?

Me: (Glares at him) Oh shut-up! Laughter is good for your soul. But you wouldn't know, you have no soul.

Yusuke: (Gasp) That's not true! I have a soul!

Me: Sure you do, that's what they all say. (Shaking head) I'm ashamed of you, trying to lie like that.

Yusuke: But I-!

Me: Nope, enough of your incessant lying. Now what I want to know is what in the world Kurama did to you!

Yusuke: What's it look like?

Me: Um, dirt and candy in your hair?

Yusuke: No! We had a tea party while you were running away! Of course it's dirt and candy! The producer just had to give him a box of chocolates and Jolly Ranchers! Just had to! And not to mention the pot of dirt with no plants growing whatsoever! Sometimes I just want to, just want to-!

Me: It's OK, it's all going to be OK. Don't worry, I'll help you with your hair. Maybe we could ask someone to borrow their shower or something? Does that sound good to you? Huh? Does it? Are you feeling any better? Any happier maybe?

Yusuke: (Glare) Do I look happy to you?

Me: Well, no, but we can fix that!

Yusuke: No, just no, and you know what?

Me: What?

Yusuke: I quit!

Me: But you can't quit, Koenma has you under contract. (Holds up Yusuke's contract)

Yusuke: Crap. Then what can I do?

Me: Um, well, you can storm around in a rampage, but I don't think that'll help anything.

Yusuke: Nah, I did that yesterday when Hiei stole my ice-cream.

Me: So the rumors are true!

Yusuke: Oh well, I guess I'll be your cameraman again.

Me: Yeah, you're better than the cookie obsessed freak.

Yusuke: I wonder what happened to him.

(Somewhere on the other side of the world)

Cameraman: I knew we never should have stolen that meat.

Cookie: . . . .

Cameraman: Don't worry Cookie! Our time will come! We'll be safe here, in this cave. They won't look for us here!

Cookie: . . . . .

Cameraman: Why won't you speak to me? Did I do something wrong?! (Sobbing) I promise I didn't try to eat your brother last weekend! I swear on my mother's grave!

Cookie: . . . . .

Cameraman: (Gasp) You're right! I forgot! I'm an orphan! (Sobs harder) My own mother left me in a ditch to die! Then those wolves found me, I thought I was a goner! And-! Wait, what's that? (Sees small hidden camera) Am I on TV? Finally! Someone to listen to my sad life story! So I- Wait! Where are you going? No! Come back! I have so much to tell you! (Reaches for the camera as it "walks" away) Well fine! Cookie and I will rule the world! You'll see! You'll all see! (Cackles maniacally and sinks back into the cave)

Yusuke/Me: (Stare at the camera with wide eyes)

Yusuke: Well that was. . . .

Me: Disturbing? Tell me about it. You want to get out of here and run away now?

Yusuke: You didn't even have to ask!

(Camera turns off)

A/N: Well, there we go; I know it wasn't much, but it at least shows what Cameraman and "Cookie" are up to. Well, look for the next part! Hopefully coming soon! Cya!