DISCLAIMER: NO...JUST...NO


I stared out through the window, marveling the outside, or should I say freedom, from the inside of this prison...I meant to say jail...now wait I mean school, ya that's it school. I smiled to myself admiring the day. 'HM...it looks so nice outside, bright and sunny. A perfect day that is meant to be enjoyed to the fullest, but...' I turned my head over to the front of the class, were Soshida-sensie was standing lecturing about how to solve cube roots with exponents. Nothing hard or anything but sooo boring. I glared at him, imaging myself ripping off his mouth or murdering him slowly in my mind, nothing scary to think about right. There is nothing wrong with him...so far, I mean he is a good sensei, but I am sssooo BORED! and this is the second day of school for me '...but...I am stuck in this hell hole of a fucking excuse of a FUCKING PPIINNKK school, oh and don't forget it is HUMONGOUS! I got lost yesterday again and it is not even funny!'

*IRRITATED*

In the background all you can hear is 'BLAH,BLAH,SQUARE ROOT, BLAH..BLAAH!' from Soshida-sensei. I went back to my only freedom I have in this school...my mind and my inner self, the only thing that I got to keep me occupy and not get even bord then I already am.

I'm Haku Morinozuka and yes as you may have guess, I am related to both Takashi Morinozuka and Mitsukuni Haninozuka, hence my last name is Morinozuka. Just recently, 4 or 5 days recently, before I came here I have lived around Osaka with my master, Yuki. I was his bodyguard I guess you can say? But my kind are specifically called the SSA or in other words a 'Secret Service Agent'. And when I mean a 'Agent' I mean more like a CIA bodyguards or sometimes in my case like a butler, with those suits and dark sunglasses. (I picture someone like Sebastian) Anyways, as I have said, I was living with my master since I was 6 years old, about 9 years...4 months...19 days...12 hours...7 minutes ago... I know this is kind of sad that I remember how long I have been with my master Yuki...*BOWS HEAD SHAMEFULLY* What am I doing with my life God...what am I doing...again as I was saying, until about a week ago he said 'THE WORDS', his exact words were...

*FLASHBACK*

'before I forget in a couple of weeks you would be going back to your family. I wouldn't be needing you any longer here. so you may start packing your stuff and be on your way.'

*OUT OF FLASHBACK*

As the loyal bodyguard as I AM, I obeyed his order and did has I was told to do. Do I regret leaving my duty, well not really leaving but you know what I mean...I kind of do regret leaving Master Yuki but I couldn't just disobey his command...not that day and never will I disobey him. And once I left his household I moved back to my home town and guess what happened when I came to the outskirts of Tokyo, apparently my fucking jackass Uncle, Yorihisa, enrolled me in a fucking up tight snobby rich school, and no I got nothing against rich people it's just they have to get out of their fake perfect world, anyways my uncle enrolled me into a school without asking, I'm grateful that I don't have to do all those paperwork's, but I never asked him to do it for me and I don't need help, especially his help. To make matters even worse...I broke a vase, may I repeat, I broke a vase that FUCKING COSTS 160,000 YENS...160,000 YENS and now sadly I'm in debt to those idiots called 'The Host Club', well except Haruhi. BUT the bright side of all this miss is that everyone thinks I'm a dude, yes that is a good thing in my books..weird right, I reunited with my aniki and itoko and also I have unlimited POCKY! Hell ya I said unlimited Pocky! And that pretty much sums up barely, not even half, of my life.

I was still glaring at Soshida -sensei, until I got bored with that too. I turned my head back to looking to the outside opened world.

*MOP*

'I WISH I WAS OUTSIDE!' I kept staring outside bord has hell of the lecture. Dude do I really have to set here and listen through this, I mean I have already learned this. All of a sudden I heard this loud BANG! right next to me. It startled the hell out of me that I literary jumped out of my seat, grabbing my heart feeling that it will jump out any second.

'Holy SHIT what was that!?' I look down on my desk and notice that there is more books than what I actually brought, but what I notice a second later was the hand on top of the stack of books. 'WHERE THE HELL DID THAT CAME FROM?! IT WASN'T EVEN THERE A MINUTE AGO...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!' I thought frantically. My eyes traced the hands up slowly to its arm...shoulder...neck...then even more slowly to the person's face. And guess what...I met an irritated Soshida-sensei. He might be a handsome looking guy but at this moment I think I have to rethink what I said about good-looking. At this moment he looks scary, I got to say that he looks like he is ready to murder me...hu I wonder why...? Safe to say he looks like Yamato from Naruto when he says 'I will control you with fear.' I shook my head lightly and came to reality noticing he is still there glaring at me.

"Um...Konnichiwa Soshida-sensei." I said smiling sweetly and innocently as possible to him. "Is there anything that you need from me, sensei?" I continued on. I tilted my head to one side, looking up straight to his annoyed yellow eyes. 'Risky I know but don't worry I Got This!' I noticed that he closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose, eyebrows twitching every few seconds.

In the background all you hear are the girls whispering/squealing saying something along the lines...

'AAAWW! Haku-kun looks so cute in that pose!'

'I know right, I wish I had my camera.'

'Oh, I hope Soshida-sensei doesn't scream at him.'

'Oh poor Haku-kun!'

'Don't punish Haku-kun, Soshida-sensei!'

I rolled my eyes internally at the fangirls. They are so predictable, and I just got here yesterday for heaven sake. But they are helping me to play this off nicely. Hehehe and they don't even know, how grateful I am.

"I Have Been Calling You For A While Now And You Didn't Responded Back, You Just Been Ignoring My Calls...Do You Got Anything To Say Mr. Morinozuka?" He said trying not to scream at my face.

"Oh...I'm sorry Soshida-sensei..." I looked down sideways shamefully with a teary face. But I noticed outside something that would probably help me out. I inwardly smirked to myself and continued on. "I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry...gomen sensei *BOWED HEAD* but...it's just...you see there was something that caught my attention and it bothered me." I turned around and pointed outside, more specifically to a nearby bush. "You see there was a baby bird in trouble and got even more frighten when a cat strolled by. Ever since then the cat was mocking the poor thing and all I wanted to do was just help it. Gomen sensei I didn't mean to get distracted."

By now everyone, and by everyone I mean the crazy girls of my class, was surrounding my desk and looking through the window where the bird was with the cat. And all you can hear were the girls saying...

"Aw, Haku is such a sweetheart!"

"OH Haku that is so kind of you!"

"You are so adorable Haku!"

Hehehe of course my plan worked out flawlessly, then again when hasn't it, other than that day when I got lost with my Master Yuki. I am telling you I got some bad sense of directions. I looked back to Soshida-sensei and it seems he looks even more irritated with all the girl swooning towards me.

"Oh Soshida-sensei don't punish Haku!" The girls pleaded to him.

"Oh no it is alright girls I can handle this but thank my dear little lambs." I said smiling sweetly at them. I looked back at our sensei. "If it is alright with you may I go outside and help the poor baby bird." I asked him politely.

He looked less irritated because he seems to be debating of whether or not he will let me help the poor birdy.

"Soshida-sensei let Haku save that poor birdy from that big bad cat. It wont hurt you would it?" The girl behind me asked.

"Okay Mr. Morinozuka...you may go help the bird." he said but not willingly. He still looked irritated though but as long as I don't get in trouble it is all fine.

Before I walked out of the classroom, Soshida-sensei grabbed my arm and whispered to me slowly. "You are off the hook for today Morinozuka, but you wont win next time." He said looking straight at me from the side. He also handed me a yellow piece of paper, which I shoved I my pockets.

I smirked to myself. "What ever are you talking about sensei?" After that I walked off to help the little bird. What did you guys really thought I was going to... ditch. I wasn't even kidding and I did say I was loyal to my words right, well sometimes, but you know what I mean. As I walked off I started to hum myself 'Maji Love 1000%' I don't now why but you got to admit that the song is catchy.

When I finally made it to the garden where the both the cat and bird where at, I started to skip and don't ask me why I was skipping I don't know why but I just got a little energy, that's all. I walked around the garden until I finally spotted the cat. I quietly crept behind the cat and slowly reached out to it. Once I grabbed the cat it started to squirm in my arms. It thrashed all around and scratched up my right cheek it also knocked off my glasses. 'Geez Thanks kitty. I totally didn't need my glasses at this moment and really appreciate for the scratch you gave me. Arigatou Kitty.' I thought to myself sarcastically. The cat still kept on thrashing around until it finally leapt out of my arms. 'Is not like I was going to hold you for very long time. I was going to let go of you...dumb cat.' I thought to myself even more.

Once the cat was out of sight I looked at the baby bird. I looked closely at the bird and noticed that it was stuck to the bush. I first bend down to grab my glasses and then started to untangle the bird, but I guess the bird thought I was going to hurt it. So I stopped until it finally calmed down and I continued to untie the bird freely. Bird was silence all the way through until I picked him up slowly and gently to my palm. It chirped a bit frightfully but it got itself calmer. I walked up to a nearby tree and sat myself down under the shade the tree provided. With one finger I started to scratch its head thoughtfully.

"You're a tough bird aren't you." I said rubbing its head a little more. The bird seemed to be standing up slowly from its place. I let him but before he started to move more I put him on the grass were it had more space to move around. It move its wing, he flapped it a bit for a test I'm guessing. And finally the bird looked ready to fly. When he finally did it made me to smile warmly at it. It flew around me even when I started to leave to class. But it was fine because well...um...you see...how can I say this...um... I-I got lost again, Hehehe, but lucky for me I had the bird helping me out a bit. Weird right the bird is both brave and smart.

*HEAD HUNGS SHAMEFULLY*

'I can't believe I'm getting help from a bird for direction...a bird for crying out loud!' I thought to myself. 'Geez I wonder how it knew that I was lost?' I thought to myself even more. When I finally found the entrance to the school I couldn't get the bird off my back. IT WAS STILL FOLLOWING ME! I started to walk a little faster but it was still flying behind me. 'UGH HOW DO I GET RID OF THE BIRD! I don't hate our anything but I can't just take it with me to class right, that will just be so weird.' I Even tried sprinting but it was still on my tail. 'DAMN that bird is freaking fast. What am I slow?!'

I abruptly stopped from jogging fast and turned around ready to make it go away but when I did turn around it wasn't even there anymore. 'Huh I guess it finally flew away.' I shrugged it off and turned back around and walked inside the school building. I kept on walking confused as hell as of which way I was going. I kept on walking, but when I turned o the window. I was shell-shocked. 'Didn't I just past it a couple of minutes ago. Hehehe nooo?! It might just be my imagination...right?!' Out this specific window you can see the pink replica of Big Ben. I walked faster and came my self to a stop to once again look out the window.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! I JUST PAST THIS PLACE 3 FUCKING TIMES!" I went up close to the window and pressed my face up against the window. "What are you doing mocking me...hm is that what you are doing? Well guess what better luck next time buckaroo you can't bet me! MWAHAHAHA!" Yes I know I sound like a complete lunatic but do you know how frustrating it is of always getting lost. P.s. don't blame me this is only my second day of being here so it's not my fault. I have to learn this place and fast.

"What are you doing screaming to a window?" I heard someone say from behind me. I recognize the voice but just to make sure if I was right I turned around slightly, but still had my injured cheek against the window. Just as I guess it was him...Kyoya.

"Oh you know just having a friendly talk with it. Same old same old." I told him rolling my eyes. 'Didn't he heard what I said. I don't think that I stuttered did I?' I thought to myself.

He looked at me unfazed with my comment. "Aren't you suppose to be in class at this moment?" He said changing the subject.

"The question is aren't YOU suppose to be in class?" I told him removing myself from the window and lean against the window crossing my arms, keeping a straight face.

"I do think that I asked first." He said. I shoved my hands in my pockets to grab the yellow slip, where it has my 'reason' why I am out of class.

"I have a slip don't worry so much about me." I told him walking to him slowly showing him my slip.

"I am not worried, especially of you. I merely just don't want a HOOLIGAN to give a bad reputation for The Host Club. That is all." He said pushing his glasses further up his nose. The light-giving a glint in the glasses.

'Talk about creepy. WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT GIVING A BAD REPUTATION. then again I should say...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING RICH PEOPLE. HOW DARE THEY SAY I WILL GIVE A BAD REPUTATION OR I WILL DO SOMETHING BAD. It's as if I am that 'La Mal Suerte' guy from that Allstate commercial.'

*SEMI-IRRITATED*

"GEEEZ Thanks Kyoya for being worried of me, I believe that you will always got my back. Don't worry I got your back as well. Don't fuss about it, m'kay." I told him with sarcasm dripping from my voice.

"Now I believe you will be getting to class...am I right..." He paused and looked right me. I just merely nodded to him and he continued on. "Good. Then I will Be seeing you in the Host Club." He finished off with a smirk plastered on his face. 'That Bastard.'

He walked off to who knows where, which doesn't even matter. When I didn't hear his footstep any longer I walked off to my detonation...classroom...

*GOT HIT BY REALIZATION*

I slapped my face once I realized something. I forgot that I was lost and still am. Plus Kyoya was right there with me and it never occur to me to ask him for directions. God I'm such an Idiot. I went storming down the hall to try to figure out which one of this rooms is my classroom.

*20 MINUTES LATER*

"Hahaha I finally found you!" I semi-screamed to the door of my classroom. once I regained myself I opened the door slowly to meet an angry sensei ready to murder someone. 'Geez what's wrong with him...'

"Hey Soshida-sensei. How's it going?" I said waving at him.

"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! YOU WHERE OUT FOR 40 MINUTES!" He said screaming and pointing at me accusingly.

"What are you talking about? I went to save that poor birdy, remember?" I said looking at him innocently.

"IT FUCKING TOOK YOU 40 MINUTES TO DO THAT ARE YOU SERIOUS! JUST...just take your seat, Mr. Morinozuka." He said while rubbing his forehead.

'Hm I wonder why he is mad at me? ...A Mystery.'


I MY GOSH...I AM SO SORRY(again) I HAVEN'T UPDATED FOR ALMOST 2 WEEKS. I am truly sorry but you can blame it at both my history and chemistry teachers, oh also my Alg2 teacher, they gave so much homework and I had to raise my grades up or else...Well enough of me. How are you guys? Me I'm exhausted. As anyone seen 'Catching Fire' yet, I haven't but I am wondering if it was good. some of my friends said it was, but I am just curious. Well I got to go. BYE :)