Chapter 10: The Epic Quest! Of All Time!
Angel woke up in the lair of a...VAMPIRE LORD! He was evil! He poked her with a stick which jiggled her bobs. She angrily hissed at him and screamed "FOS RU DAU!" And he died because her screaming shout was sooo epic. But then all the underlings came and she didn't know what to do so she cried. "YAHHHH,!" Cried several voices. The several people hacked and slashed and did neat stunts to kill all the bad guys. Angel gleefully cheered. Jarl Balgruuf, Jarl Ulfric, Farkas, and Cicero had come to her rescue! Not that she needed it though because she is the legendary dragon borned. Angel jumped up and fisted the air happily. Not too sooner did Farkas punch her in the face, sending her flawless body sailing into a rock. Angel gave a confused face. "YOU GOT KIDNAPPED FROM ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY THAT MAKES ME!" Farkas yelled into her eyeball. "AND ME!" Said the other three. "I don't see how that's my fault! I didn't understand it myself, but now I know..." Angel sifted her beautiful lengthy hair across her gorgeous tits. "That I am the Dragon Born! Dun dun dun!" Angel explained. Jarl Ulfric slapped her across the face. "That's for saying dun dun dun you stupid fucking woman." Ulfric stated before helping her back up. "Ok guys, I have to kill the ultimate dragon lord to restore peace to Skyrim!" Angel jumped again. "Well, let's get a move on then." Jarl Balgruff wisely stated beginning to walk in a direction. Everyone else followed him. Just then a BEr appared out of nowhere! It grabbed Cicero. "NOOOO! Not Cicero's body!" Cicero stampled while finding his battle dagger. Angel sliced down the bear gracefully as its body was sliced and blood stained everything everywhere the ground was covered in nasty bear blood. Cicero felled to the ground. "ACK! Cicero's ankle is...BROKEN!" Cicero stated. "Here, let me hel..." Angel was cut off as Cicero actually cut his foot off. "NO TIME, NO TIME WE MUST BE GOING!" Cicero laughed as blood bled everywhere. "But Cicero your fo.." "HA! No worries Listener. Cicero knows dark magic because he is part of the dark brotherhood!" Cicero immediate spawned a new foot. Angel gawked surprisedly. Farkas pommeled Cicero in the face. "I don't like gingers." Farkas stated, then ran after Balgruuf and Ulfric. "Wow. He is so smart." Angel blushed so rosey red her perfectly shaped cheeks smalled pink circles onto them. Cicero looked offended. They both caught up to Ulfric, Balgruuf, and Farkas. "If you're gonna be the dragon lord slayer, then you've got a lot of training to do." Balgruuf started. "Ok let's get started!" Angel eargerly pounded. "First training session." Ulfric laughed as he knocked her out.