Mr. Normal

Chp. 9

She Said What Now?

Disclaimer: I've covered my ears, so I didn't hear anyone say that it wasn't mine.

Pairing: Jake and Miley

Summary: Jake finally comes back after two years of trying to figure out what a normal kid is like

She wasn't sure if she'd heard him right, did Jake just ask her out for Friday, or was her mind playing tricks on her. God she hoped it wasn't her mind. "You say what, Actor boy?" Okay it probably wasn't the best answer to that question, but she couldn't think of anything else to say, she hadn't been ready for that little question.

I said, "Would you," he pointed at her like she was a slow person or something, "maybe, like to go out with me," he'd slapped himself on the chest, "Friday night." Then he'd looked around to make sure that no one else was paying attention to the three of theirs conversation. After making sure that they were the only ones around the stage, he'd planted her with a piercing blue eyed stare. "So?"

God what was she supposed to do, she'd looked at Lily for some help, but she was just standing there with her mouth open in awe. She wasn't any help at all.

"Umm. Uhh." She couldn't think. The guy she'd been waiting for had finally come back and she couldn't answer his one simple, little question. Take a deep breath Miley, you do still have to breathe you know. What should she do? Lily was still standing there like a knot on a log with some drool on its bark. And yet she was still no help.

Jake looked like he was getting impatient with her stalling, but she couldn't just come right out and say yes. First of all Friday wasn't such a good day considering she had a concert to play that night, and all. So, she should say no, and explain, but she really, reeaalllyy wanted to go out with him. There had to be a way to do both, she just had to figure it out, and quick. Jake looked like he'd bite through nails for her answer.

Okay Miles think!

Well she could, her eyes had grown wider at the realization of her thought, and this plan could work. But only if Jake were up for it, and the way he was staring at her, he would be.

"Friday?" She'd looked into his eyes and seen a glimmer of hope there.

"Yeah." He'd sounded a bit uncertain.

"You see." The hope died as quick as it had come. "I have these tickets for the Hannah Montana concert" She'd given him the don't say anything look, and he'd shaken his head. Derrick had made his way back from being blessed out by the teacher, and was standing directly behind him.

"Anyways, Me and Lily were planning on bribing my brother with the other ticket so he'd take us, but if you want to come you can drive us."

He'd totally surprised her when he'd pulled her to him and planted his lips on hers. She'd heard a "Hmmph" from behind Jake and figured Derrick couldn't handle it, as he'd stomped off back the way he'd come. Good riddance! MMM Lips of Jake! He'd still been kissing her when Mrs. Martinique had come back out from the backstage area.

"Well, I think we already have Romeo and Juliet being played out in front of our eyes."

Jake had quickly pulled away from her, and she'd almost done a face plant into the stage. He'd caught her in the nick of time, by catching her shoulder, and wrapping his arm around her. Couldn't she have waited for a few more moments?

The teacher had the disappointed stare on her face, as Miley hesitantly looked in her direction. She knew they were in deep cow manure. Public displays of affection, weren't allowed on school property. Which had to be one of the stupidest rules ever written. They'd probably end up in detention for the next week or something.

Oh but who cared, Jake had just kissed her in front of the whole class, but he'd kissed her. Mrs. Martinique could give her dentention for the rest of her life and she wouldn't care.

She'd looked back in Lily's direction to see her still standing there with her mouth hanging open, a line drool on her chin, and her eyes bugging out of her skull. She looked sort of like one of those old cartoon characters.

Miley almost laughed at her best friend, but she'd still been in a bit of shock over the whole thing herself.

Apparently, Jake had noticed Lily standing there looking like Jim Carrey in the Mask.

"Hey, Lily you may want to wipe the drool off of your chin, there. It's getting ready to drip off on your shirt." He'd been nearly laughing himself, and Miley wished she'd thought of taking a picture with her phone, but it was too late now.

Lily had wiped her chin free of the spit, and had taken a seat next to Miley on the stage.

She'd been staring at Jake after the whole kissing scene, and wished that he'd do it again, even if it did get her into detention for the rest of the year.

Lily knocked into her bringing her out of her self induced, fully awake, coma. "I can't believe he kissed you." She'd stomped her feet in glee. "I knew it'd work, I just didn't know it'd work as well as it did."

"Lily, what in the heck are you mummblin' about?"

"Oh, it's nothing." Lily had shrugged the question off. "So, how are we going to pull this Friday thing off, considering you're the main act, and all?"

Lily had brought up a completely valid question, just how were they going to pull this off. Hannah had to be on stage, and Jake would have to be in the audience, and well Lily had to be somewhere. The Lily part was easily done, but she couldn't think of a way how Miley, and Hannah could be in the same place at the same time. There had to be a way, they could all be backstage, and in the audience, because she knew nearly everyone at the school was going to be there. Lord help her.

A/N: Hope you guys enjoyed, this one was hell to write. Ever tried writing while a cat is trying to lay in your lap and wanted to be petted? It's a pain. Be kind Review.