Thanks to GhostOfZeon, GourdBreaker, Asuma1, and FoXySlY for reviewing Chapters 9 and 3. Please continue to read and review my story. It pleases me very much.

Kelsey is FoXySlY she's my best friend in school and stuff.
Amber got up at 5 a.m. and got her stuff ready for her mission. She put on her formal ninja gear (If you have ever played final fantasy 10-2 she is wearing Paine's warrior outfit. I am sort of fat so this would look terrible on the real Amber) her clothes wear all black and she wore a barbed wire necklace with a bird on it and a black chocker.

She walked out the door with her backpack in one hand and Paine's sword in the other. (Paine is her great grandmother. )

"Amber wait for me!" a familiar female voice called out

Amber turned around to she her best friend Kelsey running toward her in a Gaara t-shirt and some blue jean shorts (she always wears damn shorts I hate shorts they are retarded) because she is a Gaara fan girl.

"Gaara kun said I could go on a mission with you. I guess it was because I tried to strip for him and he didn't like THAT very much." puts finger to lip and twists around slightly Kelsey said in a fan girlish way.

"Don't you mean Kazekage Sama not Gaara kun you know he is superior and you can't address him like that" Amber said giving off her little half-smile waiting for Kelsey to run and catch up.

"Hurry up or we'll be late" Amber said in a hushed tone

They approached the gate and saw The kazekage, Baki ,and Kankuro standing at the gate impatiently.

"You are both LATE!" Gaara exclaimed in a way that told you he wasn't a morning person.

Kelsey just ran and screamed

"Gaara OMG I want to rape you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then she jumped for him and he blocked her with his sand shield.

This is the part where Amber pulls out a spray bottle filled with vinegar, squirted Kelsey 3 times and said

"No, Kelsey bad, we don't do that to people in public!"

Kelsey turned to amber with anime tears and fox ears pulled flat to her head with a fox tail flattened between her legs like a whipped dog.

This made everyone turn to Amber who quickly put the bottle back away and pulled her sword up in front of her.

Baki was thinking about Kelsey but apparently he was thinking aloud and Amber took the flat of her sword and whacked him across the face with it saying

"Don't you ever say anything like that about Kelsey in front of me or her again or next time it wont be the flat of my sword across your face but the blade shove up you ass you stupid bastard."

Then Konoha's fastest bird came and landed on Kelsey's foxy little head. It had a letter on its leg and when Kelsey took it the bird began screeching with its eyes bulging from its head and its wings flapping.

Then the bird flew over to Kankuro and began pecking and scratching his face off causing everyone to laugh. Even Gaara which was a surprise to even Kankuro

Kelsey sighed and handed the letter to Gaara who read it aloud:

Dear Kazekage,

I Nara Yoshino am sorry to inform you that my son Nara Shikamaru has made your sister Temari ill with Typhoid fever and that she may be in terrible condition. Though I can assure you that she is in good care. I just thought you should know.

P.S. The birds name is Sir Raven and he hates the color purple and also dislikes paint. Maybe you should keep your brother away from it because Sir Raven tends to go berserk and attack things like that. (Sir Raven is the narrating bird form Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy)

"Kelsey you will now go by the name of FoXySlY and Amber you will go by the name of Sabaku …. Uh I mean Okami (wolves are awesome) if anyone asks just say you had some terribly crazy medicated parents and they were insane at the time you were born and they came from the Village of Issues."

Amber and both Kelsey bit their fingers and wiped the blood onto Amber's sword and said "kuchiyose no jutsu" and an abnormally large black wolf named Kurokiba with a slightly smaller fox named Konosuke appeared before them. Gaara decided to go along with Kelsey and have Kankuro fill in for him since Temari was sick it was his top concern.

Amber Climbed onto Kurokiba's back and Konosuke jumped off and stood beside Kelsey. Baki just smirked and the six of them including the two animals left the gates of Suna and entered the arid desert landscape for Konoha.

Let me tell you something about our summoned friends

Kurokiba is master of every element known to man and creature including metal and other alienated elements that you will find out about soon. He has also been Amber's companion ever since she was a baby which most find strange. He is a wolf demon or Mononoke and he is highly talented with wind and unexpectedly Ice.

Konosuke is Kelsey's companion he can be pretty sly at time and highly stuck up, but he is of great use to Kelsey and a few other people but not to Amber. He and Kurokiba are good friends and you normally won't see them separated from each other unless they are with Kelsey and Amber. He is skilled with genjutsu.

Temari was all drugged up from all the medication Shikamaru had giving her last night so that in the morning and began to hallucinate though they were more like visions of her future.

Shikamaru was in it but he was with Ino which infuriated Temari to no extent though she didn't know why.

She shouldn't really care who Shikamaru was with but every time she saw Ino or anyone else she would become angry.

She liked him possibly even loved him though she didn't want to admit it to him nor did she want to admit it to herself but she knew it all to well.

Temari was going to recover fully and nothing would change she would continue to do what she did best, which was scaring the shit out of Shikamaru. Or maybe yes she knew what she would do.

She was going to go a bit soft and torture him way less than normal maybe she would just let him do whatever he pleases and not be so harsh when he is late or something. She would show him a more care free Temari the smarter one who is a lot nicer. Maybe that would make Shikamaru easier to get along with and more intriguing.

Almost a day had past and it was becoming dark and cold back in the desert Amber and Kurokiba were only seven hours away and there was an oasis just below them but the others were far behind so they decided to stop and rest up a bit for the night.

About an hour later the others arrived and they all set up camp to rest in the cold of the night They each had individual tents except for Kelsey because she had never been to konoha before she didn't know how long it took to get there so she left her tent. Amber made Baki sleep outside and Kelsey used his tent to his unsatisfaction.

They all went to bed and Kurokiba stayed inside Amber's tent with Konosuke outside keeping watch the two took turns watching for enemy spies.

In the middle of the night Kelsey got up to pee. She walked outside and to her surprise a dead sand kunoichi was laying on the ground with to puncture wounds in her neck like a set of fangs but not from an animal. Smiling sinisterly, Kelsey stole the kunoichi's headband, black shi black gloves, and the kunai knives in her pouch and shuriken.

Kelsey put on the kunoichi's clothes then she took a piss like she had left to do in the first place and went back to bed.

When they all got up in the morning Baki saw Kelsey and had a super anime nose bleed (pervert)

"Damn it Kelsey where the hell did you get those clothes? Why are you doing this to me you pirate hooker? Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!" he said after a moments notice.

Kelsey thought this was funny.

Gaara just huffed and went back to what ever it was that he did in the morning during missions.

But Amber disliked what she so she started to pull her sword out but Kelsey, Konosuke, and Kurokiba stopped her before she gutted him with her weapon of death.

I am terribly sorry if there wasn't enough Temari and Shikamaru so I replaced it with stuff I thought was funny please Review this chapter.