It's just a scratch 2
It was yet another Saturday, and Itachi was yet again reading Monday's paper. The headline read:
SECOND ATTACK ON KONOHA TESCO'S
Hokage thinks of installing cameras
Full story, page 5
There was a sound of someone fiddling with keys.
'Konan! Fire up the saw!' Itachi shouted as he finished reading the article.
'Okay!!'
Sasori came in, his arm tucked under the other, and him having to use his detached leg as a crutch. And to top it all off, he had an even bigger hole in his chest.
'Why do I have to go shopping?'
'Because no-one else will.'
Sasori sighed as he dropped the bags and made his way over to the workshop. He stopped by Itachi.
'They've spelt your name wrong.'
'Huh?'
'Look, 'Hokage thinks this to be more of the Akatsuki, an organisation which includes Konoha's very own Itochey Uchiha.' How sad is that!' Sasori said before limping off. Itachi screwed up the paper and threw it at Tobi's head. Konan's cry could be heard from the workshop.
'SASORI!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INTO ANY MORE NINJA FIGHTS FOR A WEEK!!!! AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!' Both her and Sasori came out. Sasori had his arm and leg back in, but still had the hole.
'Sasori is not going to go shopping for 5 months! Carpenters orders.' She left into her workshop again. Sasori stayed outside. Konan already had the measurements.
'So, who's going to go shopping?' Itachi asked.
'Hmm.' Pein contemplated.
'How about Hidan? He can't die?' Kisame suggested.
'Okay, Hidan can.'
'Why the fucking hell do I have to fucking do the crappy shopping?'
Kakuzu held out a jar. Hidan put in 3 yen. Kakuzu looked in the jar.
'You do realise if you carry on at this rate I could buy all of the villages.'
Itochey looked up.
'You'll also need a bigger jar.'
He went back to his newspaper.
From that day on, Hidan had to do the shopping.