"Little Buddie…" DK said to Diddy as he held up his Power Glove. Just as they predicted, DK had already obtained three Amiibo. But to make matters worse, he now had a fourth, a Jigglypuff Amiibo.
"The Shield Amiibo!" cried Diddy.
"What does that one do?" asked Mario.
"It has the ability to control damage and knockback. How could you, DK?"
"Philosophy!" DK roared as he let loose a deadly Hand Slap upon the earth.
Everyone ran away and dodged the molten hot magma that burst out from the tremors.
"We've lost neutral!" shouted Mario. "Mega Man! Snake! Camp like there's no tomorrow!"
Mega Man and Snake began pelting the terrible tyrant with grenades and lemons. However, thanks to the Shield Amiibo, the projectiles just bounced off of DK's massive bulk.
"This is the strongest heavyweight since stinkin' Brawl Dedede!" growled Snake. He pulled out his Nikita and fired away with his best shot. Mega Man put on his Leaf Shield (which is useless).
"I have an idea!" said Diddy. He threw a banana peel into one of his portals and it landed on DK, tripping him. He then jumped onto his former broseph and pummeled him like there was no tomorrow.
"He's immobile! Move in!" called Mario. He and Snake ran forward and grabbed hold of DK too. Yoshi suspended him further with his long tongue. Charizard and Mega Man tried to pull the Power Glove off his big ape hand.
Lucario ran up to DK's face and strutted his stuff. "Just so you know, this was my glorious plan!" he giggled as he flexed his hotcakes.
"Luke, now is not the time!" roared Charizard. "Help us get his glove off!"
Lucario then realised there was not enough Lucario in this fanfic. So, he rewrote it. Unfortunately, he forgot to include the part where they captured DK. Now he was free again.
DK used his Spinning Kong to knock all of his opponents away. "8-Player Smash was a mistake!" he bellowed.
Only Mario was left standing after the attack. "Guess it's just you and-a me, you big monkey," Mario panted.
DK immediately socked him in the face with a Giant Punch. Mario groaned in pain. "They say the mighty plumber never dies…" said DK. "But today is a new day, everyone…"
"WAIT, DK!" cried Diddy. "It doesn't have to be this way."
"Unless you relinquish the Ultimate Amiibo in your possession, I will no choice but to end this miserable buffoon's life."
Diddy sighed and handed DK the Speed Amiibo. DK shot his former Little Buddie a suspicious look before placing the Amiibo into the Power Glove. He then teleported away.
"Why did you do that?" Mario asked frantically.
"Because we're in the endgame now, Mario…" Diddy sighed.
Lucario is the best smash character ever and is better than Bayo at all tournaments ever and is a better Pokemon than Mewtwo who smells funny and isn't as cool or charismatic as Lucario. That's because Lucario is the hottest stud ever and is the best at all lives!