Hello my darlings! I'm being quite naughty by writing this chapter instead of planning for my next Hetalia House of Drama chapter. But I can't resist! Hey, does any one understand this "beta" business? And how do I get one? The online spell check says that I'm speaking jibberish. JIBBERISH! And what's the difference between hits and visitors on the Trafficing thing? HELP! Enjoy and R and R!

It was another boring day at Shadow's Hotel...

Every one got the January blues and were feeling very depressed. The girls like Amy and Rouge were on diets and the boys were on excercise programs. So every one was cranky and sad. All except Tails...

"What another boring day..." Shadow sighed as he watched Tails polish his bike.

"It's a brilliant day! A sunny day which makes it a perfect day to go bike riding!" Tails beamed happily, grabbing his blue bike to his chest.

"Not today, Tails! It's far too icy outside." Rouge moaned, clutching her head.

"Fine," Tails murmured, crestfallen, "I'll go play on my lap top." The adorable fox raced up the stairs.

"WHERE IS HE?" Austria shouted, kicking open the front hotel door.

"Where's who?" Shadow asked, surprised.

"Don't try to hide him, Shadow? Where is he?" Harry Potter interrigated Shadow, shining a torch into Shadow's eyes.

"Where's who?" Shadow repeated himself, blinking.

"Ilurrrverussia's ex!" Austria growled.

"I don't know... I didn't think he'd be able to sneak into this fanfiction..." Shadow frowned. Well, more frown-ier than usual.

"If you see him, tell us!" Austria whispered into Shadow's ear.

"You two must really care for The Author." Shadow smiled.

"Well, kind of. We more care about the fact people think he looks like us." Austria shrugged.

"And the fact he hates me. And he dumped The Author. And he said Shadow's Hotel was a bad idea!" Harry Potter growled. Shadow's face dropped.

"I will do everything in my power to find him!" Shadow said, slammimng his fist on his desk.

"Thanks!" Harry Potter beamed.

"Goodbye!" Austria said.

"SHADOW!" Belle screamed, running down the hotel stairs to the reception.

"What?" Shadow asked his OC sister.

"The Author wants to say that she loves you all!" Belle beamed, "She's sorry for not updating because she's been ill and cut her knuckles!"

"But there's not a scratch on me?" Knuckles frowned.

"Oh shut up!" Silver snapped.

"Hey, what's up?" Rouge asked Silver, since it was highly unusual for the silver hunk to be so snappy. (Silver is beautiful and so is Shadow!)

"I drank too much at the New Year's party and got a massive hang over!" Silver huffed before storming back upstairs.

"Hey every one!" Omega said as cheerfully as a robot can.

"OMEGA! I LOVE YOU!" A sudden blur rushed across the room and grabbed the great robot's legs.

"The Author?" Omega asked curiously at the human.

"You're in human form!" Shadow shouted covering his crimson eyes.

"Woops!" The Author laughed, putting a cat-ear headband on her head.

"You love me?" Omega gulped (If robots can gulp)

"Well, you took time to review on my last chapter so I was worried you stopped reading..." The Author frowned, looking up at her robot friend.

"I still reviewed though didn't I?" Omega chirped.

"Sorry, dear reviewer, if you're actually a girl!" The Author smiled sheepishly to the camera.

"Woah! We have a camera?" Sonic said excitedly.

"I'm not sure now..." Shadow yawned.

"Hey, I'm looking for a room!" A grey wolf (SO FLUFFY!) said coolly.

"I'm not going to start!" Omega whispered to himself. (The robot is a male, right? Or are they genderless?)

"Actually, Omega, he had to fill in a survey so we have to be nice to him." The Author shrugged.

"Aha! 'I'm not stupid... I don't speak French!'" Belle laughed untill she saw The Author glaring at her.

"They might not be stupid, just ignorant." Shadow said darkly.

"Or lying." A panda said out of the blue.

"Okay, due to our strict OC policy, we couldn't put Samantha in. So we did the next best thing: Lee!" Belle beamed holding out a panda.

Pandamonium (Is that how you spell it?): IT'S A PANDA! (dies of happiness)

Shadow: Script format? Seriously?

Belle: (sighs) That's what happens when you get guest stars.

Harry: Where did The Author go?

Myrtle: She said she didn't want to get arrested for mass murder.

Every one: O.o

Pandamonium: I'm alive! Can I hold Lee?

China: Sure, aru! (Passes his panda over to Pandamonium)

Russia: Where's my Little Servant, da?

Prussia: (shouts) DIRTY THOUGHTS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs out of hotel)

Austria: She left.

Tails: As much as this is awesome, we should get back to the normal format.

"Agreed." Rouge nodded.

"I've lost count on who is where?" Sonic moaned, gripping his head.

"The boys are in the gym, except you and Silver, who is upstairs. The girls are chatting in the Cafe except Rouge. The guest stars are hanging out here with me and Rouge." Shadow shrugged coolly.

"Hello? I want a room!" Shock said quite impatiently.

"Hi! Welcome to Shadow's Hotel!" Shadow said over cheerfully.

"Hello. I'm Shock and I would like a room for 5 months!" Shock said cheerfully.

"FIVE MONTHS! How about we keep you for 5 chapters? After that you get kicked out. Done?" Shadow asked, giving his hand out.

"Sure." Shock rolled his eyes before shaking the gothic hedgehog's hand.

"Right, here's your keys," Shadow said as he thrown the keys to Shock, "If you need me, I'll be watching Hetalia House of Drama."

"GUESS WHAT I FOUND!" Tails shouted, running down the stairs excitedly.

"What?" Rouge asked curiously.

"Type in to FanFiction: Shadow's Hotel. We're the fourth down!" Tails beamed, fist punching the air.

"Wow! With out using the genres and stuff on the side?" Rouge asked as she went behind the yellow fox to look at his lap top.

"YEP!" Tails squealed happily, "To celebrate this event, The Author is doing a 'Fan Dedicated' chapter in Febuary!"

"WOW!" Rouge girnned.

"Hey, should we just call that chapter? I'm tired and I want to go to bed!" ilurrrverussia moaned.

"BYIEEEE!" Cosmo shouted to you (yes you!)

"See what's next on Sonic X!" Sonic beamed to you (yes, you!)

"What's next? You can never tell at Shadow's Hotel!" Bliss beamed happily to you (Gosh, you're popular today!)

Ignore my screams of "MY LAPTOP IS DYING!". As long as it's kept plugged then it can't die on me. (Which is good, 'cause it's sexy!) I have so many ideas on Shadow's Hotel that I've filled 2 whole pages in my Wilkinson's Notepad! So don't worry about it closing down any time soon!

Byieeee!

ilurrrverussia!

P.S. MY CAT IS FIT! (That used to be my pen name)