HEY! SO SO SO SOSS SO SOS SO SSO S OS SOOS SOS SOS OS SOS OSO S S OS} OSO S SO SORRY! Haha, did you catch the soos? You'd better have. This will be my last chapter for a while, until the new episode. If you are anxious, send me an idea for a character, because I am making a movie for GF, so… yeah please include name, looks, and personality. Maybe their history if you're up for it

Chapter 10: Coming

Liza stares at Dipper for some reason unknown. I have no idea why they stare4 at each other that way, it's not a lovey dovey way, but more like a OMG! Way.

I TAKE THIS TIME TO ASK WHAT IS GOING ON. "What is going on guys?" I ask

Dipper looks at Liza, and whispers something I can't hear. Then, he turns to me, and says that they were discussing what to get me for our next birthday.

"A unicorn! No wait, I have Waddles. YES! I KNOW! Get me a-" I never get to finish my sentence because my Mom comes in.

"Kids, you know, we do have to leave, and you do have to go to school soon, so we will be on a plane tomorrow night to head home." She says

"But MOM! I NEED A BOYFRIEND!" I yell

"Mom, Liza and I.." Then he trails off, and glances between me and Liza. Dipper is such a silly boy. I shake my head at that.

Then, I turn around. I realize, a strange 11 year old has been following me around. "Dipper? Do you know who she is?"

"No, Mabel. I don't." He looks at her intently. "Who are you?"

"I," She says, in a stuffy voice, "Would never give away my real name, so you can call me Katniss Jean Pines."

I realize, "HEY! You have the same last name as us! Welcome back to the family" I yell, hug her, and jump up and down. She jumps as well, but then her striped headband falls down, and she looks embaressed.

"Hi Mabel. I'm writing a story about you." She says, excitedly

Dipper eyes her strangely "How do you know who we are?"

"Um… Okay, promise me you guys won't think I'm crazy," She looks around, and we all nod, even my mom, "But you guys are on a TV show called Gravity Falls, the name of the town you live in." She twirls a strand of her waist length golden brown hair.

"Um, that creeps me out almost as much as weeping angels." Liza says

"OM-ER!" She yells, "You watch Doctor who too?"

"Yes!" Liza gasps

"Well, I've been writing a story about you guys. Mabel, I know what goes on in your head."

"Oh yeah? What number am I thinking of?" I quickly think -16473

"Negative 16,473." She answers, and I gape openly at her. "Dipper, You should do that."

"You really think so?" He asks, and she closes her eyes and nods.

"Liza, I pretty much made you up." She pulls out a drawing. "This is you." Liza takes the picture, and runs her hands over it, as if she can't believe it's real. "Mabel, I can find you a boyfriend."

"Really!" My head fills with thoughts of blonde boys, red heads, blue eyes, and

"Mabel, please, I know where he is right now." She says, and beckons for me to come. My mom, standing in the doorway, lets us through.

She opens the door to go outside, and there is boy, about a year older than the girl, probably my age. He has orange-bronze hair, and really pale skin. I gasp, "Is he a vampire?" I ask

"Yup. Mabel I went all the way to England to find him. I live in… Well, I wouldn't give that away, so, I'll say I live in one of the states on the east coast of America that starts with New."

The boy looks at me. "Hi Mabel, I'm Henry." He walks closer, and I ask if he's a real vampire. He nods. I squeal. The girl walks inside, presumably to talk to Dipper and Liza. I k now, at least for me, presumably is a big word. I used it today. HA! Take that Dipper! I did use a big word today!

"Um, Mabel, are you okay?" Henry looks at me.

"Yes!" I yell, and he smiles awkwardly

"You are a funny girl, Mabel. I like you." He says, and I tingle inside.

"Derp. What a coincidence," ,I say,

"What?" He looks at me funny

"I like me too! "Then I double over laughing. Then, I see little faces popping out from in-between trees. Suddenly, I remember my first boyfriend. Gnomes! I hope they haven't come to take me back. Those buttfaces. "Let's go inside…" I whisper to Henry.

Dipper and Liza are still talking to the girl with the black penguin sweater. I think they are talking about that thing that thing they wouldn't tell me earlier. So I interrupt them, "DIPPER! THE GNOMES ARE AFTER ME AGAIN!" He looks at me, and so do Liza and My long lost cousin, Katniss Jean Pines.

We hear a yell from outside, pounding footsteps, and then Pacifica bursts through the door. "What is going on? And Liza, stop bringing strange people to my house."

Gnomes knock on the door, and I fall over laughing on my side, maybe it's Pacifica they want as their queen now! That would be funny.

"Get this thing off of me!" Pacifica has opened the door, and now Schmebulock is biting her legs. I can't breathe.

"Oh, Man. Bad luck." Liza looks at her cousin and gives a little giggle.

"I knew it!" Katniss yells, her brown hair bounces

"Knew what?" Dipper asks. I'm curious as well.

"I needed a funny part for my books, and there it is."

We all laugh, because she's right, that can lighten the mood even if there is like, death in the air. Pacifica kicks him off her leg, and he starts barfing my now second favorite color, rainbow.

"EW." I cringed.

"That is kind of gross," Liza confirmed

"Hey, Guys," Katniss asked the whole room, "Anything to say to my 7 followers?"

"Um, Hi!" Henry waves, even though they can't see him

"Hey, " Dipper and Liza say at the same time, then giggle like two second grade girls sharing a secret

"Um , Hi people!" I ay, "I guess you knew I was in a coma, when I didn't. Can you believe it was ten months! Wow! I could make a move of this!" I wave, like Henry, then, I realize, "OMG! GUS! I've been wearing the same sweater for 10 months!" I yell, and run in circles

Dipper and Liza giggle again, except this time, they try to hold it back.

"Wow. You were In a coma? I feel bad, and I'm dead." Henry looks up

I hear a gasp from the other side of the room, it's Dipper and Liza, broken from the treance of happiness. You like that line, so do I.

"Mabel!" Katniss yells,

"Fine, no more shout outs to the audience."

"Oh…" Liza sighs

"Duh." Dipper face palms

"Oh! I forgot to introduce you guys!" I rush forward, "Dipper, Henry" I point

"Hey," Dipper says

"Hey," Henry heys back

"This is Liza." "Liza, this is Henry, he's a vampire."

"Cool." She says, "But I have a better boyfriend."

"Hmm?" I say, as Dipper widens his eyes

"My boyfriend's a monster hunter."

"Heh. Yeah…" Dipper looks around nervously, but mom has left.

"Um… Guys…" Liza says, "You do know Spring break ends tomorrow, right?"

"Yeah." I look at my feet,

"Sadly."

"DIPPER! MABEL!" My mother shouts from a couple rooms over "TIME TO GO!"

Dipper and I jump, but we reluctantly start moving to the door, Katniss follows us as we both mumble, "Coming."