-2 months Ago-

I sat there waiting on my mate to get back...how long does it take for her to pick up human things? "Where is Char?"Asked Jasper he was spralled out on my couch his hands holding up a copy of the Amercan History book that Charlotte had gotten him when I had felt him coming, I shook my head "Girl stuff I supose"I said lying my butt off but how was I going to tell him that a girl from Forks was gong to snach his heart away without him even being aware. "Right"He answered as he closed the book and let it sit in his lap his eyes bore into my back making me raise an eyebrow "What?"I asked he snorted " You know something...What is it?"He asked I shrugged "I have no idea what you mean..."I said leaving the house before I could get any more looks from Major.

I was half way across the field when I saw those two stupid cajuns "Oi, Remy dat Bebette from the cafe was impeccable tastin"Said John his accents mixed together, I stopped walking Bebette... damn it I had that feeling again what in the hell did the Cajuns have to do with her? "Hello Boys" I muttered as they turned around Remy grined " Passe' Peter"He said making a shooing motion as John rolled his eyes "Nalla wanted to make sure you where going to show up"He said I liked him better he was a lot more sane than Remy who would flip back and forth like a swtch like now Remy's swtched flipped as his eyes narrowed on me " I am"I said ingnoring the low rumble that fell from Remy's mouth "Merde"said Remy as he shook his head "Sorry boy"He said giving me a wink.

My eye twitched slightly why in the hell was he calling me a boy? "Forgive him, I will inform Nalla "John said I nodded as I watched them walked away I could faintly hear Remy said "Why do they get to keep de Bebette" I shook my head this was getting more and more complicated by the second. I could hear Jasper as he hunted only a couple of yard from me...that woman did him a favor in my mind he needed to show her the boot as soon as she started to making him wear thouse god awful pants that had those seems along the front. I remember how he had came to us he didn't even bother packing he just shown up in ripped clothes, It took the pixie sending some stuff that belonged to Jasper the only way me and Char knew about his divorce.

Char knew they where not true mates but I never told him that why should someone meddle in other peoples lives that is not what my mama taught me and I guess that is why I only have feelings about things hell I ain't sure this girl is a girl! Jasper could be lookin at a guy for a mate not that I would jude or anythin it's not my place.I watched as Jasper came out of the woods he had leaves in his hair and looked like he mostly played with his food instead of actually consuming any "You better not let Charlotte see you like that"I said as he gave me a shrug "I don't care"He answered damn that woman better hurry so I can have my brother back not some shell

"I don't need Pity Peter just time"He said I rolled my eyes, time my ass more like a girl! " So will you go back to them?"I asked he looked at me his eyes turned slightly black "Never"He growled out I nodded "Good that will make my wife feel better "I said Jasper sat down well more like fell back to the ground "There was this girl that was around the Cullens, Bella was her sister"He said My eyebrow rose as I plopped beside him "Human too?" Jasper nodded "She is not like Bella, I am not so sure they are even sisters by blood all I know is that she has one bad attaude towards Edward"explained Jasper

I smirked now that sounded like a girl I could grow to love don't you Jasper? " Edward once explained that she hated him reading her thoughts so she would yell out Barbie girl and bad 80's songs to block him"He said I snorted I already like this girl if she can drive Edward to stay away "She sounds like a keeper"I said he nodded "Yeah she is, any human would be lucky to have her..she is able to stand all of my emotions at once and come back with only pure calm"He explained further.

I smirked Oh how Ironic "Sounds like a special lady"I said he turned to look at me and I quick turned my smirk into a frown even though my emotions where bouncing off pure joy "She will never see me again, I get that your tryin to help Peter but don't I am not ready to have one of your schemes"He stated touche' My friend but it won't be my schemes but hers "I don't plan on doin anything to you Jasper"I said almost wishing that Char didn't have to bring in Human things but oh well He snorted "Yeah right that's what you said 30 years ago at in Boston"He said I rolled my eyes it was a little mistake that lead us to get arrested and had to have Emmet clear our records so we could get out of the state "That was soo no my fault"I said he shook his head "I remember you saying 'Jasper live a little' and then blinkin lights and our rights read to us as a burley man who smelled of cheep booze and sex shoved us into the car." He said.

To bad our memories held full detail cause that was the most nastiest smelling human I have ever had smelled, nor could I lie about me telling him he needed to live alittle it wasn't my fault I couldn't 'see' like that fricken pixie we where goin to be arrested."Fine your right..." I plan to stay here and watch your girl plot her scheme to steal your heart He nodded "It's alright just no more helping"He said as he hopped up and did an unneeded stretch I smiled what he didn't know won't kill him...