HEY! YOU! hiiiiiii! soooo there is an IMPORTANT message down there...down there...murp.

Goldengaze, Silverclaw, Sparrowstrike, Leopardbreath, Mistycloud THIS WEEKS SHIFTS


"HEY!" Silverclaw screeched, her now golden fur spiking up. "AFTER THAT JAYJAY FAIRY!"

"DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, JAY JAY, FAIRY! ( sing in the Batmobile tune!)" Goldengaze shouted, doing dance moves in Silverclaw`s body.

Together, they lunged onto the Jayjay fairy.

"AHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Goldengaze laughed, her eyes going derp.

"All these years, and you still creep me out..." Silverclaw stated. Leopardbreath nodded with a mouth full of cheesecake. "Scratch that. You and Leopardbreath creep me out."

"JAY FAIRY! TURN US BACK!" Goldengaze said with her claw at his throat." SILVERCLAW, CHECK HIM FOR CATNIP! (reference to drugs)!"

Silverclaw found a sack of catnip inside his pink fluffy narwhal hand purse. "LOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!"

"WE SHALL CELEBRATE! NOW TURN US BACK!" Goldengaze said, growling at the Jay Fairy.

"OK... ... ... ... ... ...MORE DOTS..." Jayjay Fairy yowled.

The she-cats gazed in wonder of...ZHE DOTS! *DUNDUNDUN!"

GOLDEN DUST TIME! Glistering dust was poured onto Silverclaw and Goldengaze by Sparrowstrike.

"Nothing's happening.." Mistycloud said in a dazzled voice. "Perhaps we need to go to the Ashfur's dust store!"

5 minutes later... (Spongebob reference)

"HEY ASHY!" Leopardbreath called. "DO YOU HAVE CHEESECAKE? I HAVENT HAD SOME IN A FEW MINUTES!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A POKEMON TRAINER!" Ashfur yowled.

"I CHOOSE RAINBOW DUST!" Goldengaze pointed at a dust pouch on a shelf that said, rainbow dust made from whales that shed rainbows.

Whalerainbow is currently shedding rainbows and crying.

"Are you sure that's the right dust?" Sparrowstrike asked timidly.

"I'm going to take my chances. No way in star clan am i going to stay in this body full of happiness and sparkles." Silverclaw grumbled as she looked at her shiny golden pelt.

One hour later...

"I'M TELLING YOU I DONT MAKE POKEMON MY SLAVES BY CATCHING THEM AND FORCING THEM TO FIGHT!" ASHFUR countered.

"AND IM TELLING YOU I HAVENT HAVE CHEESECAKE FOR ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES!" Leopardbreath yowled.

"Oh no, EVERYONE EVACUATE!" Mistycloud screeched.

Leopardbreath exploded and managed to break all of the dust bottles, causing them to fall all over Goldengaze and Silverclaw.

"IM ME AGAIN!" Silverclaw screeched, dancing like a pink fluffy unicorn

"OH MY STAR CLAN IM NOT IN THAT MISERABLE BODY ANYMORE! Goldengaze screeched back, shedding happy rainbow unicorn whale tears.

"I CHOOSE PIKA-um... PIKA KILLER!" Riftshard yowled madly.

WHALERAINBOW is currently alive.


MUST READ!

ok this one wasnt as good as the others, `cuz we were have zhe worst case of...WRITERS BOCK! * DUNDUNDUN!* sooooo this is where you come in!:D

*Trumpetz*

FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE A PROFILE

WE SHALL ASK YOU A QUESTION! IF YOU ANSWER CORRECTLY, WE SHALL PM YOU AND ASK WHAT YOU WANT THE NEXT CHAPTER`S TOPIC SHOULD BEEEEEEE!

Goldengaze: YAY! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

IF MORE THAN ONE PERSON GUESSES IT CORRECTLY, WE`LL RANDOMLY SELECT YOU!

FOR GUESTS!

U ARE ALLOWED TO PICK THE TOPIC TOO! WHEN YOU WRITE YOUR ANSWER, INCLUDE YOUR IDEA IN CASE YOU GET IT RIGHT!

THE TOPIC CAN BE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

QUESTION:

Is Jayfeather a:

- Pink fluffy unicorn

- JAY FAIRY

- PFUDOR

- nyan cat

- Jayfeather

(there are two correct answers)

Silverclaw: My god Goldy I don't even know what the answer is. I'd pick Jayfeather but that's probs wrong X3


UPDATED SHIFTS WITH FRENZY AND DEZZY

Goldengaze, Silverclaw, Sparrowstrike, Leopardbreath, Mistycloud THIS WEEKS SHIFTS

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Dawnlight, Silverclaw, Moonmist, Hailstrike, Whalerainbow, Goldengaze

Goldengaze, Silverclaw, Smallpaw, Hailstike, Swiftdash, Greyclaw

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Riftshard-muahahaha