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Mario & Sonic II:

World Heroes

Chapter Ten

Meals on Helms

The only way to Yoshi Island was by boat and Princess Peach informed Luigi, Sonic, and Stuffwell of a boat that she had in reserve that could use. Once in the harbor Luigi saw rigidity old canoe wafting back and forth. "Wha? We're suppose to ride in that thing to get to Yoshi Island?" Luigi cried a little offended by Peach's boat.

"W...water?! Whoa Princess when it comes to water...I just can't do it!" Sonic cried running behind Luigi shivering like a baby.

Stuffwell then waddled back and forth, while muttering. "C'mon fellas, where's your sense our adventure?!"

"I'm all for adventure, but sailing around in a hole-ridden canoe is just stupid!" Sonic retorted sticking his tongue out at Stuffwell.

Princess Peach lowered her head giving Sonic and Luigi her best puppy dog eyes and she spoke softly in a babyish voice. "I'm sworry Wugi. I was just twing to hwelp!" Luigi was a sucker for such a thing and immediately melted, but Sonic was more confused than anything else. "Pwease hwelp Wugi, Swonic!"

"Alright, I'll do it if you stop talking like that! Its really creepy!" Sonic muttered shivering rapidly from the cold look Princess Peach shot him.

Stuffwell immediately waddled toward the front of the canoe muttering. "And I, Gentlemen, Special Thing U Frequently Find While Excursing Long Lastingly…or Stuffwell for short, shall act as the compass for this little excursion!" he then chortled as he stood on the haul. "After all, that is my main objective on this mission, after all!"

However, that didn't seem to make Luigi or Sonic feel any better about the trip across the ocean to the plush Yoshi Island. "Dude, your name's acronym? So where does 'you' falls in, if your name's Stuffwell?"

"…Well…Back to Adventure!" Stuffwell chuckled, walking pass Sonic. Sonic just stood there glaring, he was beginning to really detest Stuffwell and his unremitting perkiness.

After everybody was all packed up and ready to go, Luigi carefully paddled the S.S. Canoe away from the beautiful Mushroom Harbor sailing into the Kalamari Sea. "Ahh, can't you just smell that clean ocean air!" Stuffwell chortled standing up in the canoe. "That's real true blue salty seawater, gentlemen!"

"Argh...Luigi band down the hatches. Sonic swab the deck, Ye Scallywags!" Stuffwell chuckled. "Hahahaha…Oh, how droll. This so beneath me, but still…Heh, I always wanted to talk like a pirate! Yargh!"

Sonic was more annoyed by Stuffwell then Luigi and yelled. "Will you please shut up!" Stuffwell just coughed annoyingly as he turned away from Sonic. "Anyways, Luigi how far are we from Yoshi Island? I'm just about to crack!"

"You can't just sail to Yoshi Island! Once we make landfall we'll have to cross the DK Pass and when finally cross the mountain we'll be in Yoshi Island!" Luigi explained to Sonic. "I hope you can take frigid weather because it snows there nonstop!"

Sailing across the ocean was incredibly boring, but all of this was about to change when Stuffwell noticed what appeared to be tentacles peering under the boat. "Um...gentlemen...is it my imagination or is there something ominous swimming underneath our boat?" Stuffwell muttered.

"Huh? What are you talking about, Stuffwell?" Luigi said, turning toward the talking suitcase. Stuffwell nudged out toward sea. "...Wha?" Luigi could also see something, huge, now swimming back and forth around their boat. "...Uh...W-What's that thing?"

A white tentacle was then seen flying out from underneath the water, attaching itself to the boat's starboard. "Huh…It looks like a…tentacle or some sort!" Sonic muttered, walking over to the slimly and wet tentacle.

"Master Sonic, I'm not entirely confident that you should be approaching that tentacle with such imprudence." Stuffwell chimed in. "I advise that we tackle this sudden revelation with the utmost diligence and vigilance."

Sonic immediately sighed. "Dude, I have no idea to what you just said, but don't you think you're stressing this WAY too much? I mean, relax dude! What can one measly little tentacles can possibly do to all of us?" he chuckled, while pointing at the tentacle.

Suddenly, six tentacles came flying from underneath the water, vigorously appending themselves to the starboard. "…Hmm…I might stand corrected here."

Next, Sonic, Luigi and even little Stuffwell witness as a giant Glooper Blooper came plunging out from underneath the blue sea. The giant blooper released huge amount of water from the tiny hole around its body; which splashed all over our heroes, before he settling all twelve of his eyes on Sonic.

The giant blooper looked different from a regular blooper. For instant, he had seven tentacles instead of six like other bloopers, also he had a sea anemone on top of his head, shaped like a oversized crown.

Both Sonic and Luigi stood there awe-struck as they stared ceaselessly at the giant blooper, that was now looming menacingly over their vessel. "…Ma…Ma…Ma…MARIOOOOO!!!!" Luigi shrieked, as he covered his hat over his face and started shivering.

"Hmmm...According to my sensors…I do believe that humongous blooper is known as King Kalamari…Considering if I'm erroneous about the confirmation, that is!"

"What's a King Kalamari?" Sonic asked. Just before Sonic could get a reasonable answer, King Kalamari shot one his tentacles at him, wrapping tightly around his body, restraining him. "Hey?!?! Dude?!??!?! What is this?" he yelped, trying desperately to free himself.

"Master Luigi, we must hasten into immediate action, by the look of that Blooper, I think he intends on devouring, Mister Sonic!" Stuffwell cried running around in circles.

"WHAT?!?!" Sonic yelped, glaring at Stuffwell and Luigi. "Well if that's the case…Don't just stand there with your mouths agape!" he yelped, as King Kalamari swung Sonic around in circles inside his tentacles. "Save me, you morons!"

"Heh, do not fret, Master Sonic, you'll be outta the clutches of that blooper in no time." Stuffwell then turned to Luigi. "It's a good thing the Professor packed me with the necessary utensils needed to assist us in this kind of occasion!" Stuffwell chortled before opening up and popping out a stick.

Sonic was in the background, screaming for his life as King Kalamari swung him around in the air and then slamming into the ocean below, plunging him repeatedly. "The help you mentioned earlier? Well, I could use it right about now!"

King Kalamari had just slung Sonic in the water again and was now holding him up in midair. "Uhh…D-Dude, I-I really hate…Water…" Sonic gagged, holding his mouth. "Uhh…And why does ocean water have to be so salty?"

Luigi held the stick in his hands looking at it with a bit of suspicion. "Ehh…So, what do I suppose to do with this stick?" he said, rubbing his head.

"Well, it's somewhat rudimentary. I'm quite certain that a person as inapt as you, Master Luigi can follow these instructions." Luigi just glared at the suitcase.

"Ahem…As you can plainly tell. The giant blooper's skin is all sticky and moist, but I'm positive with your pyrokinetic abilities you can set the stick ablaze and burn King Kalamari!" Stuffwell then winked. "I'm guarantee that will irritate his skin and he will, for certain, unrestricted Master Sonic."

Stuffwell spoke with a very advanced vocabulary and Luigi had a difficult time understanding him. "Uhh...What? Huh?!"

"Uhhh…you just need to light the stick with your fireball and then torch King Kalamari with it!" Stuffwell then replied. "His skin will get all itchy and he'll drop Sonic."

"Uhh…Oh…O-Oh, okay. Why didn't you just say that in the first place?" Luigi muttered igniting the stick with a fireball.

"How obtuse can one person be?" Stuffwell murmured.

Tiny bloopers with sad expressions on their faces popped their heads out from underneath the water and Stuffwell immediately noticed them. "Huh? Look at them!" Stuffwell muttered looking back toward King Kalamari. "I take it those bloopers must be starving, so if my theory is precise Kalamari must be tending on feeding Master Sonic to his offspring."

"Wha? I'm not interested in being anyone supper!" Sonic cried struggling inside the tentacles. "Hurry up and save me already, Luigi!"

"Oh, yeah! Luigi!" Luigi chortled spinning around in circles, before releasing the torch that smashed up against King Kalamari's pale skin burning the squid.

"Whoa! Gnarly!" Sonic gagged, before realizing that King Kalamari had released him. "Huh…Wa…What the?" he then looked down and noticed that he was now plummeting down toward the water. "No, no, no, NOOOOO...Someone, anybody?! HELP ME!" Sonic yelped, flailing around in midair

"I...I...got you!" Stuffwell cried running back and forth, before diving forward. Sonic crash-landed right on top of Stuffwell. "See, didn't I said I could catch you, Master Sonic?"

"Gloop...Gloop...Bloop!" King Kalamari furiously cried. "Bloop...Gloop...Blooper!"

Stuffwell immediately jumped into action. " I implore, please, allow me to translated Masters Luigi and Sonic. Ahem…King Kalamari is saying that ever since the snow in DK Pass has fallen all of the Bloopers' food supply has dried up. There aren't any Cheep-Cheeps left to eat."

"Bloop...Gloop!" King Kalamari growled.

"Hmm...He said something about some dumb apes being responsible for this!" Stuffwell interjected speaking to Luigi and Sonic. "My assumption is thus, the Kongs that's living up in DK Pass must be the main cause of all the Glooper Bloopers' food running dry."

Sonic cracked his knuckles muttering. "If we find a way to get your food back, will you promise to never try to eat me again?"

King Kalamari nodded gratefully. "Bloop...Gloop...Blooper...Bloop!"

"He's saying that he's sorry about destroying our boat, but he can get us to DK Pass really fast!" Stuffwell retorted.

"Really! That would be great!" Luigi responded. "But how will you be able to do it?"

King Kalamari then wrapped three of his tentacles around Sonic, Luigi, and Stuffwell aiming toward DK Pass. "Hehehe...This is so fun and this time…I'm not trying to be ate!" Sonic laughed as King Kalamari threw them toward the ice covered bridge.

A/N: I'm sorry for not updating last Tuesday or anyone of my stories lately…It's just…I sorta lost the interest in writing, but don't worry I'm not just gonna quit now, I intend on pulling through to the end and finishing ALL of my stories…No matter how long it takes. So just be patience, I'm gonna try finishing The Story That Was Never Told, By Me!

Later!