And now, another long chappie…
"Ok, Dad, you can get off the floor now", Zach looked down at his father as he sweatdropped.
"Fine, fine", Shadow got up and walked to the couch. "Now, I must warn you. This chapter could really be… unsuitable for you guys", he explained.
"Oh, well", Zach sat on the bed with Jenny. "Just tell us already."
"Ok…" his father rubbed the back of his head uneasily.
Chapter Ten
Later that day, Tails stopped freaking out and head back to his room. When he got inside, the whole room was dark. Curtly after that, a ceiling light came on brightly, causing Tails to cover his eyes devastatingly.
"Wh-wh-what the heck?" he said curiously.
"Come sit over here, Tails", a familiar voice said.
The orange fox walked to a small squared table and took a seat. Then the person in front of him turned around in his chair. It was Sonic, who had on a suit like the don. He had his arms crossed with his right finger tapping his shoulder. His best friend gulped.
"Ok, lemme ask you this", Tails said shakily. "What's going on here? Why is it so dark in here? And why are you dressed up like Scarface or something?"
"I'm the one asking the questions", Sonic replied unfeelingly. "First of all, where's my diary?"
"Ok, ok, here!" the frightened fox slid the book across the table.
Coolly, Sonic picked up his diary and looked through it. What caught his eye was that a few pages were torn out. Coldly, he looked up at Tails. The fox gulped in fear.
"Where are the missing pages?" the blue hedgehog asked gravely.
"…Well, the guys took them because they were…going to…expose some of your secrets on the internet. But-But-But-But I don't have any of them", Tails explained as he began to sweat.
"I see", Sonic rested his feet on the table as he kicked back. "However, I got a favor to ask you."
"Wh-Wh-Wh-What kind of favor?" Tails shivered some more.
"I need you to invite Shadow to the dining room tonight at eight o'clock. Meanwhile, I'll invite Silver and Knuckles five minutes earlier", the blue hedgehog explained.
"Still, I mean, what if Shadow-?" the fox tried to ask.
"Oh, I almost forgot to introduce you to my new friend", Sonic took his feet off the table and snapped his fingers. A tall human in an army suit came up next to him from the shadows. "This here's Solid Snake, but I call him Snake", the hedgehog greeted the man. "We met at the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament."
"So I see", the fox cracked a startled smile.
"You got a problem with me, kid?" Snake pulled out a sniper rifle.
"N-N-N-No I don't, I swear!" the orange fox freaked out.
"I see that we're on the same page", Sonic said with an evil smirk. "Just tell Shadow to go to the dining room for a guy's night out."
"But we already hung out today-," Tails rubbed the back of his head. Before he finished, Sonic snapped his fingers and Snake aimed his gun at him. "I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!" the fox panicked.
"Good", the blue boy nodded. "Just do what I tell you to do, and you won't get hurt. Are we clear?"
"Y-Y-Yeah, I guess so", the fox continued to shiver with anxiety.
"Good, cause I did have a Plan B", Sonic closed his eyes.
"What was the Plan B?" Tails asked awkwardly.
Again, Sonic snapped his finger orderly. Snake pulled out a recent issue of a Playboy magazine. Tails gasped, but then blushed embarrassingly.
"You read Playboy magazines? You naughty, naughty little boy", Sonic waved a finger no. "I did have some thoughts to what I was planning to do with it. Either I was going to throw it in the trashcan, throw it in the ocean, burn it in front of your face, or keep it to myself."
"Don't do any of that!" Tails begged. "I'll do whatever you tell me to do! I won't tell anyone about this, I promise!"
"Excellent", Sonic chuckled evilly. "Now have a cookie", he slid a chocolate-chip cookie across the table.
"You didn't put poison in it, did you?" his sidekick asked hesitantly.
"EAT IT!" Sonic commanded viciously.
"OK, OK!" Tails hurriedly took the cookie and ate it. He swallowed the crumbs and burped.
"Good boy", Sonic smiled immaturely.
Five minutes before eight o'clock, Sonic walked out of his room and went to Knuckles' room. He graciously knocked the door. The red echidna opened the door a little bit with a suspicious look on his face.
"Are you a terrorist?" Knuckles asked charily.
"No", Sonic sweatdropped.
"Oh", Knuckles opened the door. "What's up?"
"Hey, you wanna hang out for a little bit?" the blue hedgehog asked with a smile.
"Are you sure?" the echidna crossed his arms. "I mean, you're still not mad about the diary incident, are you?"
"Of course not!" Sonic shook his head. "C'mon, it'll be a guys' night-out. No girls, no rules, no nothing."
"Hm…" Knuckles looked back at Rouge, who was asleep. "Ok, I'm in", he closed the door behind him.
"Cool. Now let's go get Silver", Sonic suggested.
Quietly, the two tip-toed to Silver's room. Knuckles knocked on the door. After waiting for a few seconds, the white hedgehog opened the door. Blaze was asleep on the bed like Rouge was.
"What?" he asked inquisitively.
"Hey, come with us", Sonic pulled him out of his room. "We need to have some fun", he then took Knuckles' hand and zipped down the hallway.
Approximately five minutes later, Tails coyly walked to Shadow's door. At first, he had doubts that the dark hedgehog would hang out with him. On the other hand, he didn't want to lose his "precious" magazine. Softly, he knocked on the door. And out came Shadow. Amy was in the background sleeping like a baby.
"What do you want?" the black hedgehog asked brusquely.
"Um, um, hey there, Shadow, let's go hang out somewhere", Tails suggested apprehensively.
"Didn't we already hang out today?" Shadow raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, but I think we should hang out again so that way I won't die-I mean, so we can have some fun", the fox smiled nervously.
"Um…Whatever, what the heck", Shadow closed the door behind him quietly. "But only for a little bit."
"Th-That's cool", Tails nodded. "I hope I'm doing the right thing", he thought worriedly.
"So where are we going?" Shadow crossed his arms.
"Follow me", Tails walked down the hallway with the hedgehog tagging along with him.
Just a short minute later, the two made it to the entrance to the dining room. They saw Sonic, Silver, and Knuckles waiting in a small line. But when Shadow saw Sonic, his eyes showed fury. Knuckles looked back and saw them.
"Hey, guys", the echidna waved.
"Huh?" Silver looked back. "Yo", he held up a peace sign.
"Just in time", Sonic looked back friendly.
"Hey, wait a minute, what the heck is going on here?" Shadow asked unsociably. "Why is he going with us?" he pointed at the blue hero boorishly.
"Oh, boy, here we go again", Silver turned to Knuckles.
"Oh, relax", Sonic said tranquilly. "We're just gonna have a little bit of fun, that's all."
"Take an easy there, Shadow", Tails said agitatedly. "We're just gonna have fun for a little bit."
"Ok, but if you make me mad, it's all over", Shadow warned his rival.
"No problem", the blue hedgehog held up a thumb's up.
(BGM plays "Cyclone" by Baby Bash ft. T-Pain)
O-oh (O-oh)
O-oh (O-oh)
O-oh (O-oh)
Swanananani (nanani, nanani, nanani)
(Chorus):
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
Just like a cyclone
She moves her body like a cyclone
And she makes me wanna do it all night long
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
Because she moves her body like a cyclone
A mighty cyclone
After waiting in line, the five boys went inside of the dining room. As they could see, it looked like a party. The music was playing from the intercoms, people were dancing with each other, and the party lights kept changing colors. There was a snack bar, a liquor bar, and a small spot where 'Guitar Hero' and 'Dance Dance Revolution' were set up for anyone who wanted to play.
"Well, whaddya think?" Sonic asked joyously.
"This club is banging!" Knuckles shouted with liveliness.
"Care for some sodas, fellas?" a waitress came up to them with a cooler full of pop.
"Thanks", the boys took some of the bottles out of the cooler. Sonic got Chaos Cola, Tails picked Mountain Dew, Silver chose Sprite, Knuckles decided to have Dr. Chaos, and Shadow only got Root Beer. After they drank half of their drinks, they began to have a burping contest. Shadow watched them as he sweatdropped.
(Baby Bash):
Now look at that peppa'
On the back of that bumpa'
She ain't even playin
When she's shakin that ruppa'
And oh, you aint know?
She gets lower than a muffla'
Even with her girlfriends
Show stopping with a hustla'
"Come on, join us!" Sonic gave Shadow a playful punch.
"Don't touch me", the black hedgehog scowled at him heartlessly.
"Oh, come on, Shadow, lighten up already", Silver said friendly.
"Besides, we're all guys here, you know", Knuckles shrugged his shoulders.
"Just one burp", Tails encouraged the party pooper.
"Well…" Shadow looked at his drink. He drank it all up by a split second. Then he let out a gigantic burp.
"That's the spirit!" Knuckles gave him a noogie.
"Wait a minute…" Sonic realized something. "Do you brush your teeth?" he asked his rival.
"I always brush my teeth", Shadow got free from Knux's noogie attack.
"Well, I doubt that", the blue hedgehog plugged his nose with his fingers, as so did the others. "Cause your breath stinks!"
"Here, try some Tic-Tac", the white hedgehog held up a small box of Tic-Tac.
"Or some mint", the orange fox pulled out a pack of Doublemint gum.
The way she move her body
She might see the Maserati
She wanna put it on me
Tryna show me her tsunami
She make it hard to copy
Always tight, never sloppy
And got an entourage
And her own paparazzi
Shadow shrugged his shoulders and took a piece of the Doublemint gum. Sonic looked around until he saw the liquor bar. An evil idea came up to his mind. However, he wanted to save it until the time was right. For now, he just wanted to have some fun.
"You guys wanna dance?" he asked readily.
"Heck yeah!" Knuckles raised a fist in the air.
Now there she go again
Ridin through the stormy weatha'
You betta button up
If you wanna go get her
Cause it is what it is
Errybody wanna love her
But when she pop it boy
You better run for cover
With the others gone, Shadow sighed and looked at the entrance and the exit. They were blocked by crowds of people trying to get in and the security guards pushing them out. So Shadow couldn't go anywhere for the moment. Sighing again, he walked to an empty table and took a seat. Then he watched the other four heroes do the Soulja Boy.
(Chorus, repeats x2)
Sonic, Knuckles, and Silver were doing an excellent job doing the Soulja Boy dance. Tails struggled to keep up with them, but he wasn't good at dancing. Then the three began to crank dat Spiderman and the Batman all together. The fox stopped dancing and lowered his head with humiliation.
(It's a wrap) when she break them boys off a typhoon
(It's a wrap) gotta get that phatty like a boss tycoon
(It's a wrap) now hold it steady cause she make a monsoon
(It's a wrap) now you can Google, download the iTunes
The black hedgehog watched them as he sweatdropped. Since when did they dance like that? He was a little shock, but he didn't really care. He checked at the exit again, but it was still crowded. Then he looked at a clock above the twin doors. It was 8:15 in the evening.
"Great. I guess I'm stuck here", he thought unappreciatively.
See what I'm sayin
She aint playin
Yeah, she got them heads turnin
You gon' hear it clack, clack
When them heels get to burnin
Stiletto so fuego
She got her own label
And got us all doin the tornado
(Chorus, repeats x2)
On and on, Knuckles, Sonic, and Silver kept dancing all cool and such. Tails just did the robot and then the wave. Well, he wasn't good at those moves either.
(T-Pain):
Shawty got looks (and)
Shawty got class
Shawty got hips (and)
Shawty got ass
When she hit the stage
She drop it down low, like
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Ay
This is crazy
It's amazing
It must be the way of the lady
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Not only Sonic, Silver, and Knux were dancing greatly, everyone else on the dance floor was moving good as well. Tails was the only one who couldn't fit in the crowd. At least he tried.
(Chorus, x2)
"Hey, guys, check this out", Knuckles made some room. As his friends moved out of the way, he began to do some fast hip hop dance moves marvelously. A lot of people watched him as they cheered.
"Whoa, look at him go!" a random guy said.
"That boy can dance!" a random female said from the crowd.
Through the rest of the chorus, Knuckles did the worm, a couple of flips, and spun around on his head. When he got done, he lay back on the floor tiredly. Everyone applauded for him as he got up.
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Eer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer reer
Reer
Oh
(Song fades.)
"Whoo! I'm tired", the echidna wiped some sweat off of his forehead.
"How did you do that?" Tails asked surprisingly.
"Easy", Knuckles stretched out his arms. "Youtube."
"Of course", Silver sweatdropped.
(BGM plays "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC)
"Everybody, move out the way", Sonic pulled his friends out of the dance floor.
"Why?" Tails asked abnormally.
"WHOOOOOOOO!!" all of the rockers pushed the other dancers out of the way and began to celebrate.
"Wait a minute…" Shadow lifts his head up. "That song…" he widened his eyes familiarly.
"Whenever rockers come to the crowd, they'll party so hard, they might kill you if you get near them", the blue hedgehog explained.
"Oh", Knux sweatdropped. "Anyway, let's go get something to eat", he and the others went to the snack bar.
Living easy, living' free
Season ticket, on a one - way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too
When they got to the snack bar, they got their orders for free. Sonic, of course, got chilly dogs, Silver got nachos with cheese, Knuckles had a couple of hot dogs and potato chips, and Tails had a big hamburger with fries. Suddenly, they seemed to be missing somebody.
"Hey, where's Shadow?" Sonic asked.
"Oh, he's back there", Tails looked at the crowd and pointed at him.
(Chorus):
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Everyone else turned to the crowd as the music got a little louder. They saw Shadow rocking out with some random people as they jumped up and down. Then they pulled out their lighters and cheered gloriously. Tails and the others sweatdropped.
No stop signs, speedin' limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me 'round
Hey Satan! Paid my dues.
Playin' in a rockin' band
Hey Mama! Look at me
I'm on my way to the promise land
Silver looked at the liquor bar and smiled a little. Sure he never drank alcohol before, but he really wanted to try. He walked to the bar as Knuckles followed. Tails and Sonic continued watching Shadow oddly. Seconds later, Silver and Knuckles took a seat on separate stools. An overweighed bartender came up to the counter.
"Can I help you?" he asked.
"Can we have to beers, please?" Silver ordered generously.
"How old are you kids?" the bartender asked warily.
"Um…27?" the white hedgehog answered gawkily.
"Sorry, but you're not at the age of 18 to drink", the bartender crossed his arms.
"I thought the drinking age was 21", Knuckles sweatdropped.
"Whatever", the bartender rolled his eyes. Suddenly, his stomach started grumbling. "Oh, crap, diarrhea!" he panicked and ran out of the place.
When he left, Silver looked around to see if no one was watching him. He then used his psychokinetic powers to bring a couple bottles of Bud Light beer to him. He gave one to Knux, and opened his bottle.
"Cheers, friend", Silver held his bottle up.
"Cheers", Knuckles shared the toast with the hedgehog and started drinking.
"Hey, let me get a drink", Tails sat next to Silver.
"Sorry, kid, you're too young", the white creature scoffed sarcastically and began to drink his beer.
"GRRRRR!!" the fox growled rashly.
Wow!
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Sonic continued to watch Shadow having fun with the other rockers. But then, he turned to the liquor bar, where the bartender wasn't in sight. A malice smirk came up on his face. He zipped to the bar and went behind the counter. Then he took some bottles of strong alcohol as he laughed wickedly and devil horns popped up on his head.
Don't stop me!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
As the guitars began to play wildly during the song, Sonic ducked down and grabbed some small cups off the counter. Then he poured each drop of different liquor into the cups. Next, he pulled out a small spoon and mixed them together as he laughed evilly again. Silver and Knuckles were too busy taking shots with some more beer. Tails snuck to the shelf and looked at Sonic. At least no one was paying attention to him. Quickly, he grabbed a large bottle of wine and a bottle of margarita and ran away. Then he found a corner near the dance floor and began to drink.
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
With Shadow still having fun, Sonic pulled out a large circular tray from a drawer and sat the cups on top of it. Gently, he picked up the tray and sat it on the counter. He giggled manically as he rubbed his hands together. Then he pulled out a note that read "Reserved for Shadow" and sat it in front of the drinks. Basically, he mixed together some Vodka, Tequila, Samuel Adams beer, white wine, gin, rum, whiskey, and some scotch at the same time. Once everything was in place, Sonic pulled out a suitcase and pulled out a long black coat with a bowler hat, a pair of shades, and a fake mustache. After he puts on his disguise, he takes off and hides behind a plant near the snack bar. Slowly, he pulls out a camera.
And I'm going down...all the way
I'm on the highway to hell
(Song ends.)
When the song ended, all of the rockers continued cheering loudly as they clapped their hands. Suddenly, the music started playing Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake. All of the pop dancers cheered and kicked the rockers out of the way and started dancing. Shadow got up from getting knocked over and brushed the dust off of him. He then went to check on his team.
Don't be so quick to walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
Till the break of day
Dance with me
"Oh, my god", Silver slurred as he wobbled around. "I know this song, but I…I don't…know…I don't know who…this song…ah, screw it, I love this song."
"What?" Knux slurred.
"What are you guys doing?" Shadow came up to them oddly.
"Oh", Silver turned to him, extremely drunk. "Hey, hey, do I know you? I mean, you look like me. Are you, are you my evil twin? Ah, dude, I'm so drunk", he snickered.
"I'm super drunk", Knux held his head.
Rolling his eyes, Shadow took a seat away from those two. But then, he saw a tray full of drinks and a note saying that they belong to him. Curiosity circled in his mind. Netherless, he took one of the small cups and looked at it. Instead of figuring out what it was, he drank it up. A short second later, he felt dizzy.
"Whoa", he said to himself. Then he began to drink more of the strong mixed liquor.
"That's right", Sonic whispered evilly as he started taking pictures of Shadow drinking. "Keep on drinking."
Got time, but I don't mind
Just wanna rock you girl
I'll have whatever you have
Come on, just give it a whirl
See I've been watching you
I like the way you move
So go ahead, girl, just do
That ass shaking thing you do
Meanwhile, Tails finished drinking and fell back. Latterly, he blacked out. The dancers kept getting their groove on as they did some disco moves. The rockers watched them with hatred with their ear plugs on.
So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smelling right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
(Chorus):
Don't be so quick to walk away
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
Please stay
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
Till the break of day
Dance with me
"Dude", Silver tapped Knux on the shoulder. "I like this song so bad…I-I-I-I think I'm gonna…You wanna…dance?" he slurred.
"Let's-," the echidna spoke but hiccupped. "Let's get funky", he got up from the stool.
Wobbly, the two drunken monkeys went to the dance floor. Sonic watched them as he sweatdropped. Anyway, he turned to Shadow, who was already done with his drinks and just passed out. He snickered heinously as he took another picture.
I don't mean no harm
Just wanna rock you girl
Make a move, but be calm
Let's go, let's give it a whirl
See it appears to me
You like the way I move
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
Pull you close and share my groove
As soon as they got to the dance floor, Silver and Knux just stood there, watching the lights. Then they leaned side to side as they murmured some gibberish. At least the other dancers didn't pay attention to them.
"I'm about to fall", the white hedgehog said cheerily and fell back.
"I'm drunk", the red echidna muttered and fell forward. The two were unconscious.
So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smelling right
So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
(Chorus)
Without looking, a few dancers tripped over the drunks and fell on the floor. Then a lot more did the same. Everyone else sweatdropped. A couple of butlers tripped over the fallen dancers and dropped the drinks on the floor. Sonic watched it all as he slapped his forehead.
Talk to me boy
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
Talk to me boy
I can't wait to have you in my arms
Talk to me boy
Hurry up cause you're taking too long
Talk to me boy
Better have you naked by the end of this song
So anyway, Sonic looked back at Shadow, who just fell off the stool and landed on his back. He started cracking up as he held his gut. Well, he was waiting for that to happen. And Shadow looked more drunk then the time everyone made it to the cruise-ship. However, another idea came up in Sonic's mind. He looked around, hoping to find a drunken chick anywhere.
So what did you come for
I came to dance with you
And you know that you don't want to hit the floor
I came to romance with you
You're searching for love forever more
It's time to take a chance
If love is here on the floor, girl
Hey
Dance with me
Yea
Come on baby
A while later, the collapsed crowd got off the floor and looked at the two drunks. They picked them up and carried them to the sitting area. Then they rested them on a table and got back to the dance floor. Through the rest of the song, they danced like it was no tomorrow.
Don't be so quick to walk away
(Don't walk away)
(Come on and)
Dance with me
I wanna rock your body
(Let me rock your body)
Please stay
(Come on and)
Dance with me
You don't have to admit you wanna play
(You don't have to admit you wanna play, just)
Dance with me
Just let me rock you
(Do do do do)
Till the break of day
(Come on and)
Dance with me
Talk to me boy
No disrespect, I don't mean no harm
Talk to me boy
But I can't wait to have you in my arms
Talk to me boy
Hurry up cause you're taking too long
Talk to me boy
Better have you naked by the end of this song
Don't be so quick to walk away
(Just think of me and you)
Don't be so quick to walk away
(We could do something)
Don't be so quick to walk away
(I like the way you look right now)
Don't be so quick to walk away
(Come over here baby)
Are you feeling me?
Let's do something
Let's make a bet
Cause I, gotta have you naked by the end of this song
(Song fades and ends.)
Sonic continued looking around for a female drunk until he saw a wobbling purple hedgehog. All she had on was a dark green cocktail dress and knee high boots. She looked so drunk, she was about to fall down! At that moment, Sonic zipped his way to her.
"Excuse me, are you single?" he asked nicely.
"Huuh, what?" the girl looked at him oddly.
"Well, I have a friend who's drunk too", Sonic led her to Shadow. "Dude, get up", he pulled his adversary to his feet. "Shadow, meet…What's your name?" he turned to the female.
"Leslie, I think", the purple hedgehog held her head in pain.
"You're hott", Shadow pointed at her as he wobbled.
"You're hotter", Leslie giggled.
(BGM plays "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven)
Suddenly, the rockers came back to the dance floor, threw the pop lovers out of the way, and started partying again. Sonic pondered for a moment. Then he pulled Shadow and Leslie together in a hug position.
"Smile!" he said and took the picture.
"You wanna dance?" Leslie asked Shadow.
"Yeah, uh, yeah, whatever", Shadow slurred as the girl led him to the dance floor.
"Hoo, hoo, this I gotta see", the blue hedgehog took some more pictures of them.
I hold on so nervously
To me and my drink
I wish it was cooling me
But so far, has not been good
It's been shitty
And I feel awkward, as I should
This club has got to be
The most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well I am imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place
"Hey, hey, you-you", Tails came up to him, all drunk. "You-you're, you're tall, man. I mean, you're huge-," he said then hiccupped.
"Oh no, not you too", Sonic slapped his forehead.
"Like seriously, I challenge you to a…to a…" Tails froze, but blacked out and fell back.
"Oh, for peace sakes", the disguised hedgehog slapped his forehead again.
(Chorus):
Well I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
In the dance floor, Shadow and Leslie started dancing, even though they wobbled a lot. But then, Leslie wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed her back onto his chest. Then she started doing some seductive dancing.
"Whoa…You're good", the black hedgehog stopped dancing and watched. "I mean, you're-you're-you're hott. I mean, you dance like a girl. I think, you are a girl, right? Cause you're too cute to be a man, unless you are a man, or a guy in a chick's body, or-Ah, screw it, you're hott", he slurred.
"What'd ya say?" Leslie questioned him mysteriously.
"Nevermind", Shadow held his head.
I hold out for one more drink
Before I think
I'm looking too desperately
But so far has not been fun
I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully
Be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well I'm still imagining
A dark lit place
Or your place or my place
(Chorus)
Even though he was drunk, Shadow still could stand up, hear, and move for some reason. His eyesight was horribly blurry and his head began to hurt a little more. He groaned in pain as he held his head again.
"FREE DRINKS!!" a random guy shouted out.
Excitedly, all of the dancers rushed to the bar, grabbed the remaining drinks, and went back to their spots and started drinking. Most of the rockers began to have a chugging contest. Sonic stayed out of the way as he watched. Again, he looked at Shadow, who was trying to dance with the female. He smirked as he took a couple of snapshots.
(Chorus)
The bartender returned to the room after his bowel movement. He looked around and noticed that all of the drinks were taken without getting paid! He growled as he clenched his fists.
"What the heck man!? Why didn't they pay for my drinks!?" he yelled furiously. But then, his belly groused again. "Oh no, not again!" he held his butt and rushed out of the room.
I'm not paralyzed
But, I seem to be struck by you
I want to make you move
Because you're standing still
If your body matches
What your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
"Hey-hey", Leslie stopped dancing and turned to Shadow. "You wanna-you wanna come over…to my…place?" she slurred.
"YES", Shadow burped the answer. Then he and the girl walked out of the room, arm to arm, still wobbling.
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
"Bingo", the disguised hedgehog whispered and took the last picture. "Wait until Amy sees all of this. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he laughed to himself sinfully.
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you
(Song ends.)
Shadow's children looked at him unusually with their jaws dropped. Then they sweatdropped. That was one of the strangest things that they've ever heard so far! Well, the most strangest. Now they know why their father said that this chapter was too inappropriate for them.
"Wow", Zach said in awe.
"Whatever you do, don't tell your mother", Shadow whispered shakily.
"Don't tell me about what?" Amy appeared standing next to him.
"Aah!" the black hedgehog shrieked in fear. "Oh, uh, hi, honey", he waved timorously. "We were just…talking about my biggest fears."
"You blinked twice", Amy pointed out.
"Oh, shoot", Shadow widened his eyes, showing some awkwardness. "Ok…I told them about the part when I got drunk again and when I accidentally went with some other chick", he confessed.
Everything was quiet as the children watched worriedly. Assertively, Amy grabbed her husband by the neck and shook him like crazy. Shadow gasped for some air as he struggled to get free.
"I STILL HATE YOU FOR THAT!!" Amy growled tetchily.
"Hold on", Zach broke the troubled couple up. "There's another way to settle this besides violence."
"Like what?" Shadow panted as he held his neck.
Uh-oh. Looks like this story is about to go out of control. For now on, this fic is rated T. Sorry. At any rate, here's the preview.
Preview:
"But I'm telling you the truth!" Shadow got down on his knees. "I'm not lying!"
"Then there's only one way to settle this…" Amy pondered with a more furious look on her face.
Uh-oh, again. See ya next time!