Chapter 10: Rival Camp Rising
Before a certain Chris Maclean could ever make some commentary on what happen on the previous show, even though a certain Lisa Simpson was taken off by force by Marge. He was still receiving angry phone calls from his cell phone.
"Yeah, yeah, I promise I will never ever, ever, ever, let your kids be in any of my reality total drama shows" said Chris to which he turned off his cell phone, "sessh, even when they forcibly take their kid off the show they still are pretty cranky."
Chris Maclean's Commentary:
Last week on Camp Drama Mayhem, the ghouls were let loose in the woods for our campers to suck each and every one into these nifty anti-ghost thermoses we handed over to each team. Each team had to bag as many ghosts as possible, before they ghosts bagged them.
Unfortunately, for the Phantom Cougars, it seemed like Kuki didn't get to allow Danielle to really show her stuff. Instead, she trapped her in the thermos twice! Not only that, but Danielle was trying to convince the Phantom Cougars to vote her off the show.
But what would you expect an unlikely savior for Kuki, was a certain angry Marge Simpson who had the last straw with your humble host, and promptly took Lisa out of the show. Leaving her S'more to be given to Kuki as a major life saver. This obviously ticked off Danielle, I know, because I have watched her confession tape.
So will Danielle get her revenge or will there be some other surprises that would start to complicate things? Find out on Camp Drama Mayhem.
End of Commentary.
Instead of a certain Chris Maclean often waking up the campers, it seemed like for some odd reason there were hailing water balloons literally coming out of the sky raining down on the campers and also their counselors and Chef. This obviously spooked poor Chef, which reminded him in his active military days.
"Ah, we're being attacked!" cried Chef as he was sounding the alarm, "all you troops get up, our base is under attack!"
"What the heck is going on?!" cried Courtney.
"It's an old fashion water balloon ambush, rival camps use to do this all the time" said Duncan.
"How the heck do you know this?" asked Courtney.
"Hey, I was on the rival side" replied Duncan.
"Arggh, I'm all wet!" cried Mindy as a water balloon managed to hit her.
"Where the heck is Chris!" cried Cindy as she was trying to take some cover.
A certain Chris Maclean was just getting up, when he realized there was some toilet paper rolled down on the window of his cabin as he got up. When he got outside, he noticed his not-so-secret cabin had been teepee with toilet paper.
"This isn't cool!" cried Chris who was about to ripe his hair out.
"Superior, we got a situation back at the camp site!" cried Chef as he ran quickly toward where Chris was.
As the barrage of water balloons stopped, Chris arrived on the scene still in his pajamas, with Chef leading the way. All the tents were quite wet, and most of the campers were wet all over.
"This is fun!" cried Billy, "I want to be hit again!"
"I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place" said Carl as he curled in his tent.
"Who the heck could have done such a thing?" asked Cindy.
"Take a good guess, my sister Cree" replied Abigail as she noticed Cree in her ninja armor suit using her jetpack, and also some other teenagers holding some water balloons in their hands also using their jetpacks.
"Ah, did we wake you and your new little friends Abigail, we thought since you're on national and international television we thought we would just wish to embarrass you and your new friends here with a good wake up call" laughed Cree.
"Wow, this is unexpected, a rival camp" said Chris, "I think I know what sort of a challenge we can do for this week, I'm going to have to have a word with their leader AFTER I get dressed."
"See, I told you there's a rival camp" said Duncan, "and it looks like my team will have a good chance of beating them since I use to be on that sort of side."
"Well I say my team has a better chance of winning here" barked Courtney.
After Chris headed back to his cabin which was being cleaned up by the interns whom were taking down the toilet paper, about an hour later he met with a certain Cree Lincoln, after a few minutes later after some lengthy negotiations Chris finally came back from the rival camp's area after the campers had finished their breakfast in the mess hall, they quickly came back to the camp site for Chris' news.
"Campers, today's challenge will be domination for this here camp" said Chris.
"You didn't surrender to my sister did you?" asked Abigail.
"Of course not" replied Chris, "I decided since I wanted to improve the ratings even more, I was going to include the entire rival camp in this small series so long as they are able to retain their camp."
"So what's the challenge already!" shouted Cindy who was a bit impatient.
"Challenge will be simple, I'm going to merge the Phantom Cougars and the Amazing Great White just for the occasion" said Chris, "when we were asleep, the rival camp stole the S'mores that we were going to give out for the rest of the camp. We're going to have to have most campers stay here and defend the camp, while a few members of the elite core will go and retrieve the S'mores the rival camp had stolen."
"Ah, this brings back memories" laughed Chef.
"I'm going to appoint Chef here to lead the elite team which will include Abigail, Wally, Kuki, Danielle and also Hoogie since I know it seems the four of you have some history with Cree, and also we could use your powers Danielle to infiltrate their camp" continued Chris.
"What about the rest of us?" asked Jimmy.
"You campers will have to defend your camp with these high powered water guns that just came in" said Chris as he handed each camper, "good luck to the elite team, and move out!"
It was only a few minutes after Chef had led the elite five members from the camp that Kuki attempted to apologize to Danielle.
"Are you still mad that I sucked you into that thermos that wasn't really for soup?" asked Kuki.
"Yeah, yeah, I guess" grumbled Danielle.
"Quiet" said Chef as he turned around, "you'll blow our cover."
Meanwhile, at the rival camp, a certain Cree Lincoln just couldn't believe she managed to embarrass her sister on a global scale. She was quite busy communicating with Father on her communicator.
"It was so easy to embarrass my sister in that manner, I could imagine the sort of face that all the viewers of the world could see" laughed Cree.
"Listen to me" said Father on the other line, "the only reason why I wanted to send in your forces to that neck of the woods was to ensure their numbers would dwindle once those snot nose brats start voting themselves off and fighting among each other. It would then bring in time for the Delightful Children to come and steal the five thousand dollars."
"Don't worry Father, I'll give them a show more than they bargained for" replied Cree.
About another hour passed, and Chef was right on the trial leading the elite team through the woods.
"You sure this guy really was in the military?" asked Hoogie to Wally.
"I thought he was just some crazy guy whom made bad food" replied Wally.
"Crazy, what did I just hear about your commanding officer soldier?" asked Chef as he approved Wally.
"Er, I think we're here" said Abigail as she peaked through the bushes and noticed that there were plenty of teenagers in their ninja armor suits literally all over the place.
"How the heck are we going to get pass them?" asked Wally.
Suddenly, the teenagers in the camp took off in their jetpacks to likely head to the camp where Chris and the others were. Chef quickly grabbed everyone and pulled them into the bushes before they could be spotted.
"Look, the close is clear" said Abigail.
"Let's move out then" said Chef.
As Chef led the elite team through the camp, there were plenty of hut-like buildings which were all about the same.
"How the crude are we going to recover those S'mores if all of the buildings are the same?" asked Wally.
"Why don't Miss Ghost Girl do some recon for us?" asked Chef as he turned toward Danielle.
"Alright, alright" sighed Danielle.
As she vanished to go search where the S'mores were located, meanwhile back at camp the other campers were having hard time of their own as a second wave of the rival camp came sending water balloons and also using their high-tech weapons at them.
"Ha, got one!" laughed Duncan as he shot a teenager down with his high-powered water gun.
"Er, we could use a hand over here!" cried Timmy who was pinned down with Molly, Sheen and Carl.
"Coming right over" said Duncan.
"Hey, look wouldn't it be great if we tried one of those ultimate weggies on their counselors?" laughed one of the teenagers.
"Yeah, let's try it with the sap with the green hair and odd hairdo" replied the second.
Before poor Duncan could reach Timmy, Molly, Carl and Sheen, he felt someone literally had swooped down and grabbed the end of his underwear and literally did a mega, ultimate weggie since the teenager culprit was using his jetpack to extend the pain by lifting poor Duncan up off the ground.
"Mommy!" cried Duncan who was quite in pain.
"Duncan!" cried Courtney who fired her water gun at the teenager, "Quickly, get him out of here!"
Courtney with Cindy beside her rushed into the scene with Jimmy, Manny, Mandy and Billy. They immediately took Duncan toward the mess hall.
"Hey, what the heck about us?!" cried Timmy.
"Emergencies call!" replied Courtney.
"Don't worry, I'll help you" said Izzy/E-scope who managed to knock a few teenagers out of the sky with her water gun.
Meanwhile, as Duncan received a mega, ultimate weggie from Cree's forces, Danielle was still a bit ticked off after how Kuki managed to suck her into the thermos twice. She managed to although find where the mini-refrigerator of S'mores were located, she noticed it was heavily guarded by two teenagers, one was quite large and wanted to grab some S'mores for himself.
"Hey, don't eat that!" cried the first teenager, "We were ordered to guard it!"
"But I only wanted one" replied the second teenager.
"You'd probably eat the entire thing!" barked the first teenager.
Danielle then thought of a crazy idea, she immediately overshadowed the large teenager.
"Well, well maybe I will!" shouted Danielle to which she promptly grabbed the mini-refrigerator of S'mores and scarfed each one down.
As the commotion continued which the first teenager couldn't believe his eyes, Chef and the others found the hut of where the S'mores were supposedly located only to find the larger teenager had just ate them all.
"Y-Y-You are going to be in a lot of trouble with Cree!" cried the teenager who was too worried for his own shake, he didn't noticed Chef and the others were there and ran off to tell Cree.
"What the heck is going on here?!" cried Abigail.
"Yeah, you ate all of the S'mores!" added Kuki.
"Let's just say that I had enough of your rules" replied Danielle to which made the elite team suspicious of who was really controlling this large teenager.
Suddenly Danielle immediately left the body of the large teenager whom was a bit dizzy.
"Er, I feel all sick, why does it feel like I ate six dozen S'mores" sighed the large teenager whom then had a green face on himself and immediately ran out to the bushes.
The mission was an obvious failure here for the elite team, but the second wave of Cree's forces didn't do so well as the charge led by Courtney literally saved the camp from being taken over by them. Chef and the others came back with an empty mini-refrigerator with no S'mores at hand and Danielle just somehow appeared from the bushes nearby.
"Danielle, where the heck have you been?!" cried Abigail.
"Yeah, not even he's that dumb in making a mistake" said Hoogie referring to Wally.
"I feel pity for you, that you are such a disgrace to this here camp" said Chef who was also outraged by Danielle's disappearance.
"Darn, looks like I'm going to have to go to the confession tapes to see who'll be voted off, since we don't have anymore S'mores for now" sighed Chris.
About an hour or so later every camper was at the camp fire.
"Campers, time to watch some sort clips of your confessions on who you'll be voting off tonight" said Chris as he rolled in the television, "oh, also after the one who is voted off leaves the Bus of Shame, it seems Duncan took more than he bargained for, so it seems like Cindy will have to spin the wheel to see who'll be the next counselor."
As Chris rolled the video of the remaining campers, the elite team Chef had led were mostly against Danielle, except for Billy who was too stupid.
"Big mistake sister, I thought you had it in you, but I guess you were wrong" said Mandy on the television screen.
"And people say I always look like the bad one, please" laughed Zoe as her tape was shown.
"Sorry, your actions were not logical" said Jimmy as his tape was shown.
"I'm going to go with my friends, but we can still be pen pals right?" asked Timmy as his tape was shown.
"Not a cool move" added Johnny as his tape was shown.
"I can't believe you!" cried Sissy as her tape was shown.
"Not good" said Manny as his tape was shown.
"Not cool, at all, not even a bit" said Molly as her clip was rolled.
"Looks like I'm saying by to another loser!" laughed Mindy as her clip was shown.
"Ultralord wouldn't have approved" said Sheen as his clip was shown.
"Say it ain't so!" cried Carl as his clip was shown.
"Bad, bad move, I could tell it was you with those green eyes of yours" said Abigail as her clip was shown.
"Big meanie!" cried Kuki as her tape was shown.
"Traitor!" added Wally as his clip then followed.
"Bad, bad, bad, bad move" sighed Hoogie as his clip was then also shown.
"Can I ride on the bus home with you, I keep on writing my name every time this thing comes on, but I never get to ride the bus!" cried Billy, "Why, why, why?!"
"That's a strange one indeed" said Chris after all the video confessions were shown, "looks like Danielle, you'll be riding the Bus of Shame home."
"Ha, I can easily come back just like that" laughed Danielle.
"That's why I borrowed this neat gadget, the Plasmius Maximus" said Chris as he brought it out and used it on Danielle, "you won't be able to fly away from getting on that bus."
"How the heck did you get that!" cried Danielle as she was being escorted out by Owen and Chef.
"I got sources" replied Chris.
After Danielle left on the Bus of Shame home, a wheel of Total Drama Island cast members was brought out by Courtney and Izz/E-scope. After Cindy got up and spun the wheel, the next camper landed on Geoff's picture.
"Looks Geoff is your new counselor" said Chris, "let's hope he can survive."