Ed banged the keys on the cash register. "I'm a dude, he's a dude! She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, yeah!"

"ED!" Mr. Bailey yelled. "If you don't stop messing with the cash register, you'll be fired!"

"Oh, cool! I love fire!" Ed said cluelessly.

"Why didn't I fire him 15 years ago?" Mr. Bailey groaned.

There was a loud ring, and in walked a fat old construction worker.

"HEY!" he yelled. "Hey hey!"

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" Ed asked.

"Indeedy doo!" the man said. "My name is Lester Oakes: Construction Worker. Now why don't you get me a Good Burger, and I want ketchup!"

"Ok, here ya go!" Ed said. He handed Lester Oakes a Good Burger and sprayed him all over with ketchup.

"Hey!" Lester yelled. "Every single time for 15 years it's the same ol' routine! I'm gonna report you to the manager, crunch bunny!"

"Oh, the manager already knows me!" Ed replied.

"Ha!" Lester yelled, stamping out of the room.

As he left, a very old man walked in. "Yo, you!" he yelled.

"Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" Ed asked.

"Yes, sir!" the man yelled. "My name is Bernie Kibbitz! Okay?"

"Oh, well, welcome to Good Burger, Bernie Kibbitz, ok!" Ed said cheerfully.

"Not, it's just Bernie, ok?" Bernie snapped.

"Ok, Just Bernie, ok!" Ed yelled.

"NO! IT'S JUST BERNIE! OK?"

"OK!"

"You made my hearing aid explode!" Bernie yelled, holding his ear.

"My pleasure!" Ed said, bowing.

"You make Bernie Kibbitz sooo angry!" Bernie yelled.

"You're welcome!" Ed yelled back.

Bernie stomped out loudly.

A moment later, some teen walked up to Ed with a good burger.

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I…" Ed began to say.

"Look, I get it, bud!" the teen yelled. "I asked for a Good Burger with nothing on it, and all you gave me was a bun!"

"Well, that's nothing on it!" Ed replied.

"Looky here, smackpants," the girl said, grabbing Ed's collar. "Mamma knows the difference between nothing on a good burger, and a meat patty!"

"But a meat patty is something!" Ed protested. "Isn't a meat patty something, Fizz?"

"A meat patty is something!" Fizz called from the drive-in window.

"Forget it!" the girl yelled.

"What's going on here?" Mr. Bailey asked, walking over.

"I asked for a good burger with nothing on it, and this nut head gave me a bun!" the girl complained.

"Ok, give us your full name and we'll make sure you're complaint reaches the higher offices," Mr. Bailey said, handing the girl a paper.

"My name is Sam Puckett, and this boys gonna hate his guts when I get through with him!" Sam yelled. "Come 'ere, you!" There was a loud crash as she flew over the counter and pushed Ed through a wall.

Carly, Freddie and Spencer had been watching from their table. They heard a loud wham and ketchup flew out of the kitchen.

"Yikes, this fight is All That," Spencer said.

"All what?" Freddie asked.

"I dunno," Spencer said. "You know, I left the computer on at home."

"My mom needs to spray me," Freddie said.

"Let's leave," Carly said. The 3 left the store as Sam and Ed fought it out in the kitchen.

Final chapter. Since there are a limited number of All That sketches around, I only had time to make 10 chapters. But there's more on it's way from this user. Come back shortly for "iWill Have a Choice", which will feature the return of a character named Aaron Slive...only he's not Aaron Slive from my other stories, he's a different guy. Yeah.