Authors note: I do not own fairy tail
Trials Of A Dragon Part 1
"Master, when will the S-class trials be?" Mirajane asked the master who was sitting on the bar in his usual spot.
"The've been due for about two weeks now, but I couldent bring myself to do it with Natsu at such a low level." Makarov said.
"That isnt fair to the other people who are qualified for it." Mirajane said.
"Thats another thing, only four others have made the list, Juvia, Wendy, Levy, and Elfman." Makarov said.
"You know that Elfman can be S-class anytime, he just let Lisanna win last year." Mirajane said remembering Elfmans fake defeat.
"He still thinks I dont know he did it on purpose." Lisanna said joining in on the conversation.
"Well he did a pretty good job, he looked really knocked out." Makarov said.
"You were drunk, you felt his throat and thought he died, then you went off on Lisanna." Mirajane said with a giggle.
"I was only on my twentieth beer, I wasent even buzzed.' Makarov defended.
"Twentieth of that hour." Lisanna said with a laugh.
"Well when Natsu gets back i'll start it, hopefully then some more of you brats become qualified." Makarov said.
"Wheres Gajeel and Laxus?" Lisanna asked.
"I told them in secret about the S-class trials and now they're sparring to figure out who has to go and take a chance at fighting Natsu." Makarov said as an explosion accured outside. "Speak of the devil."
"I thought all S-class had to go no matter what." Lisanna said.
"Oh they do, I just wanted to see how they would react." Makarov said with a smile.
"I figured they knew that already." Mirajane said.
"I may have fibbed and told them I may have to cut back on the S-class mage's this year." Makarov said.
"You lied to them?!" Mirajane screamed.
"...Yes." Makarov said.
"Did you want to see them fight or something?" Mirajane asked.
"Neither of them have taken any real missions lately, even Gajeels S-class missions were a walk in a park, didn't want them to get rusty." Makarov said.
"What if they destroy some of the town?" Lisanna asked.
"Then they will pay, one of the perks being S-class is high paying jobs, you remember that right?" Makarov asked sarcastically.
"Of course." Lisanna said getting up and walked to the doors.
"The only S-class's with any balls around here are Erza and Gildarts." Makarov said in frustration.
"That isn't fair, Erza likes Natsu enough that they would just start doing it in the tunnel, Gildarts is the only one who would fight Natsu at this point." Mirajane complained.
"If he walks in on you thats not my problem, just bend over and hope its over in a jiffy." Makarov said with a laugh.
"And seeing as how Natsu can smell each of us, its really about who he wants to fight." Mirajane said.
"And another thing, thanks for reminding me, I will have each of the tunnels smell proof." Makarov said receiving a slap.
"WHY?!" Mirajane screamed.
"To spicen things up a bit." Makarov said with a chuckle as he rubbed his head.
"What if he walks into Lisanna?" Mirajane asked.
"Hopefully she can satisfy him." Makarov said receiving yet another slap that was twice as hard.
"Stop making it perverted!" Mirajane warned.
"It may end up that way." Makarov warned.
"Natsu wouldn't dare lay a finger on Lisanna!" Mirajane said to herself as rage spilled out of her.
"What is she talking about?" Elfman asked, sweat dropping at his sister.
"Natsu might go into Lisanna's tunnel." Makarov said as Elfman exploded with his rage.
"ILL KILL HIM!" Elfman roared as he ran through the guild and tore the doors down with Mirajane on his tail.
"I love drama sometimes." Makarov said.
"I'm liking the new master." Gray declared.
"Now master is a love rival?!" Juvia said with anger in her eyes.
"I saw you kissing Lucy." Master said, and watched Juvia pile drive Lucy threw the floor.
"The hell?!" Gray said.
"What, I just wanted to see who she would attack." Makarov said.
"Lucy was innocent though." Cana said.
"She hasent done a mission this month so this is her punishment." Makarov said.
"No one goes with me on the missions." Lucy said as tears ran down her eyes, and some men from the guild started to raise their hands. "My age anyway." As all hands immediately went down.
"Damn if only I was 17." Gildarts said.
"We can go together if you take me on a high class mission, for better pay of course." Lucy said.
"Sorry, I cant, im staying for the S-class trials." Gildarts said to everyone's surprise.
"MASTER?!" Nearly everyone yelled.
"Sheesh why dont you tell them about your new herpes?" Makarov said.
"Gross." Lucy said.
"I DONT HAVE HERPES!" Gildarts said as he bumped heads with Makarov.
"That 'coldsore' says other wise." Makarov said.
"Its not a coldsore jackass its a cut lip, I FIGHT SS-CLASS MONSTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" Gildarts explained.
"Not once have I seen you with any sorts of cuts or bruises from your missions." Makarov said.
"Have you even seen the mission old man!?" Gildarts said showing him the paper, which Makarov grabbed and read.
"Gates of hell open and a grim reaper steps out, destroyed fifteen cities and laughes like an idiot WANTED 500,000,000 jewels." Makarov finished reading and Lucy felll on the floor, including everyone else.
"The guy was no joke, he nearly beat me, but I got him by surprise and sent him back to hell, his name was Markus or something, he said he wanted to come and visit me sometime, but who knows when that'll happen." Gildarts said.
"Th-the pay." Lucy said.
"Yeah, since I found the fight fun I gave them what was needed to repair the cities, which left me about 150,000,000 jewels, looks like im set for life...Actually put about 100,000,000 in the guilds bank account, I know you'll need it." Gildarts said with a laugh.
"This will become handy for the next 50 or so years." Makarov said.
"Yeah anyway, wheres Natsu, I heard he was back." Gildarts said.
"Yeah he should be back any day now." Makarov said and as if on cue Natsu walks in with a beaten Mirajane and Elfman in each of his hands.
"What...The hell?" Natsu asked as he tossed Elfman aside and put Mirajane next to him.
"Jeez they seem to have gotten you worked up." Gildarts said.
"Oh I was out taking a nice stroll through the woods when all of a sudden they come out of nowhere and started throwing trees and shit at me." Natsu said.
"How did you beat them?" Makarov asked.
"After about ten minutes of running around I slapped Mirajane into Elfman and they went flying into a big tree, they both got knocked out on impact." Natsu said as he grabbed a beer from the bar.
"You intend to pay for that?" Makarov asked.
"Nope, I think after they explain the sudden hostility Elfman can buy me it." Natsu said.
"What about Mirajane?" Gildarts asked.
"Erza can have her." Natsu said as Erza got a devious look. "That cake really messed you up, the effects never really wore off."
"I guess I can add her with Yume, say where is she?" Erza asked.
"Mermaids heel, probably resting up." Natsu said.
"You didn't beat her crazy did you?" Erza said, snapping out of her trance.
"No, but she did become kinda crazy." Natsu said.
"Well since you're back, I guess its time to announce that the S-class trials are coming up, and by coming up, I mean tomorrow." Makarov said and watched Natsu dart to the request board and grabbed all the missions and threw them at him.
"I'll take all of these." Natsu said.
"I think as punishment for not showing up for an extra 2 years is that you cant go on the S-class trials this year." Makarov said looking at his nails, as he looked he felt his body get immensely hotter, he looked over and Natsu's pillar of fire broke through the roof and was starting to look like a beacon.
"Master I think you should take that back." Lucy said.
"Why? Gildarts suggested it." Makarov said pointing towards Gildarts as Natsu's head snapped a hundred and eighty degrees and met his gaze.
"I think I just shit myself." Gildarts thought about the brown package he just delivered.
"That neck snapping is unhuman." Gray said.
"Fun knowing you dad." Cana said chugging a barrel of beer.
"He pooped himself." Happy said.
"Kidding! Natsu, you may go on the S-class trials as long as you promise me that I wont have to call an exorcist with that creepy neck thing." Makarov said as Natsu whipped back and sat back down.
"Cool." Natsu said sipping his beer.
"That power is unreal, and at such a young age. I did shit myself." Gildarts thought as he walked over to the bathroom. "Catching me off guard will ya, well ill show you tomorrow, im gonna show you what real fear is!" Gildarts thought with determination as he threw his now ruined pants aside, but not focusing on his powers his anger let out and he made the wall blow up and citizens of Magnolia were shown the beautiful site of fairy tails aces, manhood.
"Mommy whats that thing?" A little girl asked.
"My new boyfriend." The women said as the man next to her got wide eyed.
"You wish." Gildarts said putting on his new pants and walked through the door, as he walked out another part of the blown up wall fell down and Wakaba was seen sitting on a toilet.
"Yall mind turning around while I wipe?" He asked.
The next day on the boat
"4 years and power to scare an SS-class and you still cant stand on a boat." Erza said to her pathetic looking boyfriend.
"Shut it or no anal tonight after the first set of games." Natsu said and not surprising, she shut up.
"Better be a damn god tonight or no more pretend rape ever again." Erza said under her breath so he could hear, but three other slayers heard, two laughed as they hung over the railing and one blushed like crazy as she hugged a bucket.
"I'll bring the whip then just to be safe." Natsu said with a chuckle.
"Those two have been dating for like a week and they are into some weird kinky shit already." Gajeel said.
"What do you expect from Natsu or Erza?" Laxus said.
"Good point." Gajeel said, straining from not hurling up Levy's lunch she made him.
"How much longer?" Wendy asked.
"About an hour or so and we should be there." Makarov said.
"This is pure hell." Gajeel said.
"I cant wait for this to be over." Laxus said.
"Sucks that I cant use you as my partner." Levy said to her boyfriend who was currently up chucking her sandwich she made for him.
"I am your partner, just in a different way." Gajeel said.
"Thats why I packed you a second lunch, once we get on the island ill be sure to feed it to you." Levy said walking over to Wendy.
"Shes getting a ring soon, I swear." Gajeel said.
"A ring over a sandwich? Remind me to make you one when we get back." Laxus said.
"Gehehe principal of the whole thing, and you aint pretty enough to get one from me." Gajeel said.
"Im gonna bet you're gonna give her some kind of bolt for a ring." Laxus said with a chuckle.
"Keep laughing, at least I got a girlfriend, speakin of which you got anyone in mind?" Gajeel asked.
"Yeah I got my eyes on someone, but shes kinda crazy." Laxus said.
"Crazy ones are the best in bed." Gajeel said.
"I heard bookworms were." Laxus said.
"Ohh they are incredible indeed." Gajeel said as a book flew into his head.
"Damn she musta heard us." Laxus said as he looked back and saw a blushing Levy who was trying to hide a smile.
"That didnt help out my stomach at all." Gajeel said.
"Is a book really gonna beat an S-class?" Laxus asked.
"Shes got one hell of an arm, I would know from last nigh-" Gajeel was cut short thanks to a thick romeo and Juliet book knocking him out cold.
"She does have an arm." Laxus thought to himself.
"Anyway Wendy, since Natsu's here and his power is kinda crazy, its pretty obvious who is gonna win, so lets have fun, hopefully we dont have to fight that much." Levy said.
"Yeah, but there are so many S-class's this year so its highly probable that we are gonna run into one on the first part." Wendy said.
"Yeah." Levy said as she remembered last year she ran into Gajeel and he let her go through, she got lucky and she wasent expecting to get another freebie this year.
"You made it pretty far last year, I had to fight Erza, she didnt try hard but was able to knock me out in one jab to my stomach." Wendy said.
"Gotta prepare to fight Erza and Mirajane, the other S-class would most likely go easy on us." Levy said.
"I wonder who Natsu will fight." Wendy said.
"Their smell proofing the tunnels so he could go into the one with no one in there." Levy said.
"He would just get frustrated and run into another tunnel."
"Yeah hehe." Levy laughed as she pictured Natsu running into all the tunnels for the person he wants to fight.
"I already got a plan for that." Natsu said as he showed a thumbs up.
"Can we ask what it is?" Levy said.
"No, cause gramps wouldn't allow it." Natsu said.
"If its good ill allow it." Makarov said.
"Still not saying." Natsu said.
On the island
"Alright, since we have 5 candidates and 7 S-class and 1 SS-class, there are gonna be 9 tunnels, the 6 candidates will pick their tunnel from youngest to oldest." Makarov said as he pointed towards the giant wall. "The extra hole is a free walk, whoever gets it dosent have to fight."
"So I get to go first?" Wendy said as she walked up to the holes.
"GILDARTS WHAT TUNNEL ARE YOU!?" Natsu yelled.
"THIS ONE!" Gildarts yelled back and one of the holes had an explosion in front of it.
"Found my tunnel." Natsu said with a smirk.
"You smartass." Makarov said as he sat on the stump.
"Well at least I know not to pick that one." Wendy thought as she went into the tunnel next to it.
"Elfman, you're up." Makarov said, as Elfman walked to the tunnels he followed his gut to walk into the far right one.
"Levy." Makarov said and watched as Levy picked the far left one. "Now Natsu."
"You already know it." Natsu said darting off into the tunnel to the left of Gildarts.
"WHAT?!" Makarov yelled.
"I aint fighting him, are you crazy?" Natsu said poking his head out and ran into the tunnel.
"Juvia wasent expecting that." Juvia said.
"No body was expecting that." Makarov said, and proceeded to watch Juvia walk into tunnel next to Levy.
"Wendy found the freebie, Levy has to fight Cana, Juvia is probably scaring Gray as I think, Elfman is most likely knocked out already from Mirajane, and Natsu found Erza's tunnel. Oh god." Makarov thought.
"Where the hell did Natsu go?" Gildarts asked as he popped out the tunnel.
"Erza's." Makarov said and watched the destruction mage blow up with rage.
"ILL KILL HIM!" Gildarts screamed and ran into the tunnel next to his, only after a few seconds he came out slowly and walked calmly back into his own tunnel.
"What did you see?" Makarov asked.
"Tunnelception man, Natsu was inside of Erza's tunnel while inside Erza's tunnel." Gildarts said as the kid he thinks of as a son was banging the once strict and noble girl. "Im so proud of him." Gildarts said as he put his arm over his overflowing eyes.
"You know, as head master, ive seen a lot of stuff, and a lot of deaths, and I have no idea what to do right now." Makarov said.
"Just let him finish." Gildarts said as he walked away.
"Jeez, that is not a way to start the trials." Makarov said as he walked through the freebie tunnel.
Erza's tunnel (lemon)
"So, the first one to cum loses?" Natsu asked.
"Deal." Erza said as she continued to get pounded from behind, her face was on the ground and she was struggling to push herself up due to Natsu's incredible strength.
"Your ass is always so tight, I love it." Natsu said as he pulled her closer to him, not much she could do.
"Come on stud, make me a bitch like usual." Erza said as Natsu's hand wrapped around her throat to the point where she couldent breath.
"If you manage to scream my name from this, I wont punish you." Natsu said.
"Nats-nats-nat." Erza couldent do it and her vision was starting to fade, and as this continue to get worse her body was in more exstacy then ever before.
"Guess its time for punishment." Natsu said as he roughly let go of her and she gasped for air. Natsu walked in front of her and put himself in front of her. "Now take a deep breath sweet heart." Natsu said before Erza could speak Natsu started to deep throat her and was going deeper with every thrust, until her mouth started to hit his pelvis.
"My god im about to cum from just giving oral sex?" Erza thought to herself and as she was pleasuring Natsu, he pulled out the trusty whip and started to smack her ass with it.
"I told you I would get it." Natsu said as he unleashed hell upon her giant ass, making her cum with every strike.
"Guess I lost, but he dosent have to know just yet." Erza thought with her last remaining sane thoughts and her lustful side came out fully.
"Now when I stop and pull out, your gonna beg for more, or so help me you wont breath again until im finished." And at the words from Natsu Erza came again from the excitement, she kept sucking with her hearts content and he finally pulled out.
"Please...give me...a good spanking." Erza said as she showed him her ass.
"You know my favorite." Natsu said as he pushed so far into her he hit her womb.
"Im gonna get pregnant soon." Erza said.
"Yeah, and then all the anal sex I want." Natsu said with anticipation and mercilessly pounded into Erza.
"Dont get to hopeful now." Erza said and received hands around her throat yet again.
"Im gonna use your body however I please when your pregnant, nothing you can do to stop me either." Natsu said as he pulled her face towards his, making her back make a giant C, the words he speaks are just the right words for Erza and before she blacked out she had her final orgasm that was the biggest one she's ever had, she fell over and Natsu picked her up. "Didnt even get to finish, more punishment is the answer I guess." He said as he lifted her up, but felt hands around his man hood, he looked down to see Erza with anger in her eyes.
"Not yet." Erza said as she jumped off and pushed on the ground. "Re eqiup." She called out her move and when the light died down she was in a full black latex suit. "Im gonna make you the bitch for once." She said as she grabbed the whip he dropped, as she examined it, she zipped up the black mask and the final zipper was her lips, only things showing were her eyes and nose. "And if you say my name, I will leash hell upon that ass." Her final warning was strict and ruthless.
"Whats the saftey word?" Natsu asked, scared out of his mind.
"There is none." Erza said as she jumped on Natsu. "What do you call me?" Erza asked and got no response. "What do you call me?!" She yelled even louder.
"Slut?" Natsu said in a confused tone.
"Not this time." Erza warned. "If you cant figure it out in the next two guess's then we get to play with my new toy, his names Jeff." Erza said pulling out a penis looking object.
"Thats not gonna happen...Mistress?" Natsu said.
"Last try." Erza said as she began touching herself as she deep throated the dildo.
"...Wife?" Natsu asked, which caught Erza off guard and made her choke on the fake dick.
"YES!" Erza yelled. "The answer was cum guzzler 9000 but that'll do even better." She thought to herself and threw away the dildo.
"Thank god I was gonna say cum guzzler 9000, but thank god I changed that." Natsu thought as the horrors of Jeff was in his mind.
"Now be a good boy and take stay still." Erza said.
"Ok wife." Natsu said as Erza circled him.
"Since you have done well in making my holes such a mess, I figure you can clean it out, with the dragon tounge of course." Erza said as she laid in front of him.
"Of course Wife." Natsu said as he went in for the taste, but was stopped.
"Not there...below that entrance." Erza said as she lifted her legs to show her rear entrance. "I dont want you to have a chance at taking away the possible quadruplets of kids we are gonna have."
"Oh god." Natsu said as he sat there and pondered about his life, untill finally. "Fuck it." He said as he bolted for the exit.
"NOOOOOO!" Erza screamed.
"Not gonna do that in a lifetime." Natsu said to himself and found his exit as he pulled up his pants.
"Ahhh Natsu, you finally finished." Makarov said as he heard the crys of a Titiana in the tunnel.
"Yeah, it became nearly impossible at the end though." Natsu said with a laugh.
"I see, well the people who have passed is you, Wendy, and Levy. Juvia is still in Grays tunnel, they are probably doing the same thing you two were doing." Makarov said.
Gray's tunnel
"NOT JEFF BABE NO, IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED CUM GUZZLER 9001, ILL GIVE YOU ALL THE BABIES PLEASE, IM SOOOORRYY!" Gray yelled in his hell.
"GRAY SAMA MUST BE PUNISHED!" Juvia yelled as she pounced on Gray in her blue latex outfit.
Natsu and the crew
"If she dosent come out in the next thirty seconds then im calling it she lost." Makarov said.
Grays tunnel
"DONT REJECT JEFF'S FEELINGS LIKE YOU REJECTED JUVIA!" Juvia yelled as Jeff was sent flying out her hands.
"I NEVER REJECTED YOU, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR CRAZY STALKERNESS WAS SUPER SEXY, I JUST DIDNT WANT YOU TO STOP!" Gray yelled as he started to bounce his way out the tunnel in the chains that were constricting his movement.
"TAKE JUVIA!" Juvia said with happiness as she jumped on gray.
Natsu
"Well I guess she lost, oh well, come on you three, they probably want to be left alone." Makarov said as the five of them started to walk away.
"Hey!" Gildarts called out. "I still want a proper fight, I come back here and you always wanna fight me, why not now?" Gildarts asked.
"I gotta be S-class so I can take higher paying jobs so I can afford a house and a ring for my future wife, and my kids will get the best EVERYTHING, so thats why I didnt go in your tunnel, there was a chance that could have been all taken away." Natsu said as everyones jaws hit the floor.
"WIFE AND KIDS?!" Levy thought.
"HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT FOR ONCE?!" Makarov thought.
"LITTLE BASTARD!" Gildarts yelled as he punched Natsu in the face.
"DICK!" Natsu said as he lit his fists on fire.
"Oh I guess we're doing this now." Makarov said as he grabbed the others and jumped out the way of the destructive two.
"Flame Dragons Iron Fist!" Natsu yelled as he punched Gildarts in the gut.
"I DONT HAVE NAMES FOR MY ATTACKS SO DESTRUCTION!" Gildarts said as he punched the air and made Natsu's fire dissapear.
"Flaming Hallberd!" Natsu said as he launched himself on fire and headbutted Gildarts.
"Honestly this shouldent happen so Natsu dosent get worn out before the next trials." Makarov said as he stood in front of cowering mages.
"Then they should stop fighting." Wendy said hanging onto the master.
"Then be my guest, I aint getting in the middle of that." Makarov said.
"DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION." Gildarts kept saying the word in hopes of landing a blow.
"DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION!" Natsu was also yelling this, but instead just kept torching everything around the area.
"NATSU!" A voice called from a cave, and out steped Erza in a latex outfit.
"BWHAH!" Gildarts and Makarov said as they fell back from their nosebleed.
"Come back to lunch dear." Erza said holding a whip.
"Erza is scary." Wendy said as a scared Laxus hiding behind his grandpas unconcieus body nodded his head.
"Wait, where is Natsu?" Gildarts asked as he looked around for the sex crazed wife having mage.
"Hell no to the no no noo." Natsu sang as he ran through the forest unknowingly passing a group of people.
"Man what are we supposed to be finding again?" A man with yellow hair asked.
"The death wizard Zeref, how can you possibly forget that?" A girl with pink hair said.
"Im bored, shut up Meredy." The man said.
"Well if we run into anything you can have the first shot Zancrow." Meredy said.
"You're damn right." Zancrow said as they continued to walk towards the group of fairy tail mages.
Fairys
"Im just saying, dont you think you should at least change for Wendys sake?" Gajeel asked a crying Erza.
"Your right." Erza said, with an instant emotion change, making the group sweatdrop.
"Well anyway, lets go get Natsu for the next trial, which are..." Makarov said as he pulled out a piece of paper.
"Ah some people, finally." Said Zancrow as he stumbled out of a bush.
"Not very professional are ya?" Gajeel asked.
"Shut it metal boy." Zancrow said.
"What did you say punk?" Gajeel said.
"You're not a fairy tail member, how did you come to this island?" Makarov asked as he crossed his arms.
"We got a ship, we looked around, and found this island." Zancrow said.
"We?" Laxus asked.
"Well yeah, but anyway we are here for something and I dont care enough to remember it." Zancrow said.
"He really isnt a professional." Lisanna said.
"I may not be mature, but I got a big dick and im about to slap it across yo foreheads." Zancrow said.
"I-I dont know what to say about that." Gildarts said.
"I use titan magic dont worry, ill slap his body with mine if he dares whip it out." Makarov said.
"Gray sama, learn titan magic for Juvia!" Juvia said making her apperance.
"Natsu must learn it as well for combat purposes." Erza said.
"I aint gotta use that to be a titan, or a 'god'" Zancrow said.
"Titans in mythology are more powerful than gods, just saying." Laxus said.
"And titans were as tall as mountains while gods could only grow as tall as a tree." Mirajane said.
"So that would mean they got the bigger penis's, damn, he just insulted himself." Gray said.
"Yellow hair has small penis, Juvia thinks." Juvia said.
"I GOTTA BIG DICK! GODS RETRIBUTION!" Zancrow yelled and blew the Fairys back with black fire.
"Fire?" Makarov asked.
"Thats black, and hurts like hell." Gildarts said.
"God flames dont burn, they devour their prey." Zancrow.
"Then they would be burning us." Wendy said.
"What?" Zancrow asked, irritated.
"Since the fire devours us, its technically burning us, regular fire 'devours' stuff as well." Wendy said as Charle came over and covered her mouth.
"Where did Natsu go again?" Happy asked.
"He ran off, Wendy, go with Gajeel and track him down, i'll hold off this guy." Laxus said taking off his coat.
"I am going to rock on that face one day I swear." Cana thought to herself.
"My name is Zancrow you bull." Zancrow said.
"Bull?" Laxus asked.
"Yeah, something big and stupid that needs his nuts zapped to get him to move." Zancrow said.
"How did you know I use lightning?" Laxus asked.
"You're Laxus, a pretty big legend around Fiore everyone knows about the 6 foot wide monster that uses lightning." Zancrow said.
"Oh you dirty bitch work the shaft." Laxus said.
"What the hell?" Zancrow said.
"Ohh im sorry I like to dirty talk when someone is sucking my dick." Laxus said as he punched Zancrow. (first person to tell me where that is from gets to be the villian in the next chapter.)
"Come on Wendy." Gajeel said as they ran into the forest.
"Lightning Dragons Soul Pound!" Laxus yelled and slammed his fist on Zancrows skull.
Natsu
"Well, I think I ran far enough, wonder how im gonna finish the trials without Erza being on me." Natsu thought to himself as footsteps approached and on instinct of hiding from Erza, Natsu jumped back behind a waterfall.
"Salamander this isnt the time to play games, cant you even pick up our scent?" Gajeel asked.
"Well yeah I can, but I wasent really in the right place in my head to use it, also the tunnel smell proof system is still kinda taking a toll on me since Gildarts hit my nose for some reason." Natsu explained as blood ran down his nose.
"Its broken, let me fix it." Wendy said as Natsu sat down and Wendy began working on him.
"Jeez, four years of training and he is still able to punch me once to break my nose." Natsu said.
"Well he is SS-class, if he wasent able to do so, id worry that you got too strong." Wendy said with a laugh.
"Yeah, and besides, being able to take a hit and still be capable of fighting at full power is gonna catch the old mans eye." Gajeel said.
"Right, anyway, lets head back to continue this." Natsu said as he stood up.
"Thats another thing, someone else is on the island, a group of people." Wendy said.
"We dont know who they are but one is fighting Laxus with the group." Gajeel said.
"OK, now im excited!" Natsu said punching his open hand.
"What happened to getting fired up?" Wendy asked.
"Thought it sounded stupid, so I stoped." Natsu said.
"Glad you did." Gajeel said as the two ran forward.
"I liked the old saying though." Wendy said quietly and ran after them.
Laxus
"What the hell?" Laxus said as Zancrow got right back up after a barrage of attacks.
"You cant even harm me, what are you, just an S-class of fairy tail or som-oh, thats right, you are." Zancrow mocked as he put his hand up to his cheek.
"Fight back if you aint a little prick." Laxus said.
"Flame Gods Battle Axe!" Zancrow yelled as a giant black axe sliced at Laxus, who jumped over but the trees behind him were all cut in half as Zancrow laughed.
"His power is incredible, but he is overconfident, hopefully Laxus will be able to land a nice hit." Makarov thought.
"I aint gonna land a hit." Laxus thought wearily of himself.
"A fire god slayer, cant wait to see how Natsu acts with him." Erza said.
"Yeah its gonna be awesome." Lissanna said.
"Aye!" Happy called out from the ship as he flew down to the island.
"Happy, where were you?" Lissanna asked.
"I was asleep on the ship and no one woke me up, I just got up to see what the sound was, it was like giant trees were falling, all at once." Happy explained.
"Thats, actually exactly what happened." Erza said as she looked over to the decimatted tree line.
"But did you say fire god slayer?" Happy asked.
"Yes, hes fighting Laxus over there." Erza said, pointing at the fighting duo.
"I cant wait for Natsu to beat him, like a true man!" Elfman said as he was being bandagged up by Mirajane.
"I think everyone needs to calm down, this opponent might be stronger than Natsu, why dosent Gildarts just beat him?" Gray asked.
"Well, if Gildarts wants, he can go for it." Makarov said and watched Gildarts walk out and stood behind Zancrow.
"Thats so awesome." Levy said.
"Hmm?" Zancrow hummed as he looked behind to a fist colliding with his face, his head got stuck in the ground.
"In just one hit?" Cana said.
"Incredible, fairy tails ace is powerful indeed." Meredy said as she was watching from atop a tree.
"Oh you little shit." Zancrow said as he slowly got his head out the ground.
"Wasent expecting that, not gonna lie." Elfman said.
"None of us were." Erza said.
"Flame Gods Oblitiration!" Zancrow yelled and the attack pushed Gildarts back and on his ass.
"Oh my god." Makarov said as Gidarts came closer to Makarov.
"Time to go all out." Gildarts said and stood back up with a pillar of energy erupting from him.
"RUN YOU TWO RUN!" Elfman screamed as he ran with both Mirajane and Lissanna in his arms.
"Elfman, I wanna see this, and you're already caring us!" Lissanna called out.
"Eh, I can do the same." Zancrow said as his fire blew up to the same hieght as Gildarts.
"I WANT IN!" Natsu said making his appearance as he punched Zancrow to the other side of the battlefield.
"NATSU, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE SHIT HE IS MY OPPONENT!" Gildarts butted heads with Natsu.
"I DIDNT SEE HIM ON THE GROUND SO I FIGURED YOU DIDNT DO YOUR JOB OLD MAN!" Natsu retorted.
"Get a room!" Zancrow yelled as his attack blew the two back.
"You go ahead and sit this one out Gildarts, you seem weak right now." Natsu said as he got in a fighting stance and recieved a punch to the jaw from Gildarts.
"Keep talking to me like that and ill make sure you stay down." Gildarts said as Natsu jumped back up yet again and kicked Gildarts back next to the group.
"Alright, lets fight before the senior citizen gets his legs to work again." Natsu said, to which Cana chuckled at.
"ILL KILL HIM, LET ME GO MAKAROV, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!" Gildarts rambled on as Makarov kept him in his clutches.
"Now are you gonna fight me?" Zancrow asked.
"Hell yeah." Natsu said as he charged forward.
"Brute Fire Dragons Atomic Blast!" Natsu yelled and punched Zancrows kidney, making him throw up a fire substance.
"What the hell was that?" Zancrow asked as he clutched his kidney.
"Just wait until you piss, then you will truely hate me." Natsu said
"You bastard! Flame Gods Burning Heart!" Zancrow said as his fire blew through Natsu and leaving Natsu's torso in a all black color.
"The hell?" Natsu asked.
"Wait for it." Zancrow said as he pulled a fire black chair from nowhere and sat down, and watched the black substance slowly sheathed into his skin, after a bit Natsu fell on his knees and started screaming at the top of his lungs, his heart was like it was on fire.
"Whats going on?" Erza asked as Wendy ran over to help but met a black fire wall.
"Dont even think about it kid, this is his battle." Zancrow said.
"What did you do to him?" Gajeel asked.
"Gods heart is a spell to cause the targets heart be filled with demise, they see their worst fears, seconds out here feel like hours in there, it also cause inmeasurable pain, but thats an added bonus." Zancrow said. "And if ANYONE tries to help, they will recieve the same spell." He added and Makarov grabbed everyone and pulled them back.
"Its to late, we have to hope Natsu can withstand it." Makarov said.
"If seconds feel like hours then how long will it last?" Levy asked.
"About three minutes, although I could turn up the time if you wish." Zancrow said as he lifted his hand.
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
"Fine, ill just add an hour." Zancrow said as he turn his hand clock wise and Natsu fell over.
"Turn it off, you're gonna kill him!" Cana said.
"Uh hello, dark guild, I dont care." Zancrow said.
"Whats your guilds name so I can crush them myself?!" Makarov said as he lost it and grabbed zancrow and started squeezing him.
"Grimoire Heart, also could you let go, I dont want any bugs to get in my drink while im up here." Zancrow said as Makarov put even more power into his grip. "Jesus old man its just one guild member, I could've easily given you all the same treatment." Zancrow said as he lit Makarovs hand on fire.
"I aint letting go until you let Natsu go!" Makarov said.
"Vailiant sacrafice, to bad you aint being that much of a threat to me." Zancrow said as he jumped out of Makarovs hands. "Now to be even more evil, our master has asked us to grab one of you fairys, sooooo." Zancrow said as he lifted Natsu's body. "I'll take this one." He said as he started walking into the woods, before meeting a another one. "You dont learn do ya?" Zancrow asked as he got a punch to the face and was sent flying.
"Sorry, I aint letting you take him." Gildarts said.
"Never learn, never listen, and never enough strength." Zancrow said. "Flame Gods Burning Hea-" Zancrow was cut off by another fist from behind, which belonged to Natsu.
"I aint letting you.. say those words again." Natsu said as he caught his breath.
"Ohh? You got over the experience?" Zancrow asked as he tilted his head.
"No, im gonna need therapy, but ill be ok for now." Natsu said as he charged forward.
"Dragon Slayer Secret Arts: Crimson Lotus Flame Blade!" Natsu headbutted Zancrows stomach while he was on fire.
"Sorry, I aint got time for this." Zancrow said. "Flame Gods Last Supper! Zancrow said and incased Natsu inside of a black sphere of fire. "Anything caught in this gets devoured by the flames, nothing ever escapes." Zancrow said and felt multiple arms around him, he turned to see everyone trying to pull his arms apart. "Eh, pretty sad." Zancrow said as he lit himself on fire, making everyone scream.
"LET GO YOU IDIOTS!" Natsu screamed as he punched the sphere.
"We aint gonna let go!" Everyone screamed.
"Im not letting go so you can die and leave us for even more years!" Wendy said as she continued to pull at Zancrow's arm.
"I aint letting go because then I wouldent be a MAN!" Elfman screamed.
"I havent beaten you for leaving an extra two years." Gray said.
"You still have not paid for that beer back at the guild!" Mirajane screamed.
"Gray jumped in so Juvia jumped in, but Juvia still dosent wanna see Natsu die!" Juvia yelled.
"And im not letting go so you can see our family in the future!" Erza yelled.
"Your an idiot but im not gonna let you die!" Gajeel said.
"Guys this is heart warming, really, but could the person who is touching my balls let go?" Zancrow asked.
"Sorry!" Happy yelled as he let his claws grow out and pierce the skin a little.
"AH YOU LITTLE!" Zancrow yelled and kicked Happy.
"GUYS!" Natsu screamed and watched as everyone started to slowly decend to the ground. "NO!" He yelled and started to use all his fire in his body.
"Sorry bud not possible." Zancrow said, as Natsu ball of fire kept getting smaller until his magical energy completely vanished. "Welp, looks like the dragon kicked the bucket." Zancrow said, as everyone stood there in disbelief, not being able to comprehend losing a guildmate, as they stood there in silence, something broke it, a loud sound as if someone gulped. "Hmm?" he hummed as his fire seemed to slowly die down. "Impossible, I havent even lost half my magic yet." He said and watched all his fire go into the mouth of the presumed dead Natsu.
"He is eating the flames of a god?" Wendy asked.
"Well shit." Zancrow said.
"Those flames taste awful, if thats what you have to eat for your power then thats pretty desperate." Natsu said.
"He let his magic power go down in the middle of an enemys attack?" Erza said.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED!" Makarov yellled as he tossed Zancrow in the air.
"Sorry about that gramps, but at least I got a new power up." Natsu said as he lit his hand in the black fire.
"He took my power!?" Zancrow thought as he sailed through the sky.
"I wasent about to watch everyone die, so I took the dangerous route, it may not have been the safest but at least we all get to walk away from this." Natsu said as he lit his left arm in his own fire. "With gods flame in my right and dragons on my left, the two will combine, FLAMING DRAGON GODS: DAZZILING BLAZE!" Natsu called out his new move and trapped Zancrow in the middle of it, creating a giant explosion in the sky.
"He won!" Erza said as she watched Zancrows body fall to the earth and couldent read any magic power coming from him.
"Now we need to find the rest of his guild." Makarov said.
"Alright, Natsu, Laxus, and Gajeel will head north. Gildarts, you go east. Wendy, Elfman, Levy, Mirajane, and Lissanna will go west. I'll make my way south. Erza, Cana, Juvia, and Gray head towards the shoreline on the far right side of the island, it has a cliff that'll be perfect for docking." Makarov ordered.
"MAN!" Elfman screamed.
"Wait why are you putting the three strongest S-class together? wouldent it be smarter to put them as leaders of the groups?" Levy asked.
"She called us strongest." Natsu said as he went into wavy form before Gajeel smacked him.
"Technically you arnt an S-class yet." Laxus said.
"ILL KICK YOUR ASS!" Natsu yelled.
"Good point Levy, but theres a powerful magic surge coming from the north, they will investigate it, and if there is something there, they will definitly be able to handle it." Makarov said, the groups got together and started heading their own ways.
"I aint sensing no magic surge." Natsu said as his group walked down the path.
"Its cause gramps put a magic barrier around you so you cant sense or smell anything on the island, so you cant cheat." Laxus said.
"Well why didnt he take it off?!" Natsu asked.
"Might've forgot." Gajeel said.
"OH come on, how can someone forget something like that?!" Natsu asked.
"Not that big of a deal." Laxus said.
"I cant smell anything, AND I MEAN ANYTHING!" Natsu said.
"Dont care, anyway can we just get this over with? I need to head back to help Levy with the trials." Gajeel said.
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