I am about to reference so many things here. I can't even count all the things. And this is just the beginning. Without further ado, WHEN GREEN GETS BORED: VOLUME ONE FINALE, ACT ONE!!
Ren and Ozpin dashed through Beacon, Barry and Nora behind them, appearing no more than a blur to the untrained eye. To the trained eye, they looked like two idiots having a panic attack, an exasperated traveler, and someone who was fighting down a crush, big time.
Their footsteps clacked through the halls, rushing to the center of the tower that they might rally Vale's huntsmen to defend against the army of Grimm that was approaching. Ozpin paused. "Is it just me," he began, "Or has the quality of this story skyrocketed exponentionally?"
"Ozpin..." Barry began, "Did you just... break the fourth wall?"
A fearful expression crossed Ozpin's face, as his skin turned grey. "Dear dust. Reality is breaking. And the only thing that could do that is-"
"DEADPOOL!"
The party of four turned to see the person in question walk out of an elavator.
"Wow, it is interesting to be in this story again, love the new writing style. More story-y instead of half-insane ramblings, you know, i think I could get to like this place."
"Deadpool..." Ozpin began, "We are having to deal with SO MUCH right now. Shouldn't you wait till volume two?"
"Eeeey, you broke the fourth wall, Ozzy!"
Ozpin once again paled. Deadpool wasn't opting to move, with a smirk plastered on his mask, so Nora blasted him to smithereens with a grenade.
"What?" She asked, seeing everyone staring at her. "He heals."
They couldn't refute that. They continued on their run to the tower's center. Getting in an elevator, they pressed the button for the 314th floor.
ding*
Meanwhile...
The Grimm were advancing. Hordes upon hordes crashed against Vale's walls. A nightmare scene of black fur, white bone, and red eyes. And Jaune Arc was tired. He and Pyrrha were among the few who hadn't fallen victim in some way or another to the Harem Energies, and were taking potshots and swings at the Grimm. They, along with Team SSSN and some soldiers, were trying to keep the Grimm at bay. A crack spread against the wall.
"SAGE!" Sun yelled. "Push back on the wall! We can't let it be breached!"
"On it!" Sage yelled, smashing the flat of his blade on the wall, and pushing back hard. His aura was visibly straining against the forces outside. Namely, Two Goliaths and a Nuckelavee. Pyrrha, Neptune and Scarlet fired at the Grimm, but the Nuckelavee swept them off the wall. Sun sent two of his clones off the wall, reveling in the roars of pain that they caused in exploding, before joining Sage, and now Jaune, in heaving against the wall. To no avail. Larger cracks spread against the wall, before it crumbled completely. The Goliaths charged, knocking Sage and Scarled back. The Nuckelavee stepped forward, before whipping it's arms around to strike.
Shwunk-ching!
Jaune, Sun, Pyrrha and Neptune looked up to see who it was who had saved them. A cigar fell to the ground.
Back at the tower...
ding*
Ozpin, Ren, Barry, and Nora stepped out of the elavator, to be greeted by a horrible site. Cinder, who had the full Fall Maiden powers, standing alongside Glynda. In front of them, Team RWBY. Cinder walked toward in a sultry manner.
"Ozpin, dear, won't you come with me?"
"Ozpin, don't listen to her," Glynda began. "come with me, where we can get away from all this, have some fun..."
"I'm afraid I'm rather busy, some other time, perhaps?"
"That," They said in unison, "will not do." And they launched themselves at Ozpin, tacking him into an adjacent room. Ren began to follow, but Nora stopped him.
"Ozpin will be fine, but we need to contact the Huntsmen. Go. I'll hold off RWBY."
"Nora..."
"Go, Ren."
Ren hesitated, then turned and ran toward the core of the tower, evading RWBY's attacks. Nora followed him for a bit, only to turn around and face RWBY.
"I won't let you have him."
"I will not allow you that choice." Weiss stated primly. "YEAH, Renny's all mine," declared Yang. "I'm gon-"
Whatever lewd remark she was about to make was stopped by a war hammer to the face.
Barry moved...
In da past...kinda
Eobard Thawne was bored. Being a speedster, he'd literally done everything else he could think of, so he ran into the future. And saw Beacon Academy. So he moved, and tackled Barry through the walls, phasing outside. Wind. Wind on their faces as the speedsters moved and time stopped. As footsteps echoed on the side of a tower and swords clashed as they ran. They ran, putting their weapons away, opting for a true test, each straining to outpace the other, running through the streets and fast-growing ruins of Vale. They happened to pass something very interesting...
back with Arkos and Team SSSN...
Why?" said the liar to the thief. "Why help us?"
"Kid, it's not what we have to gain, it's that we can't afford to lose."
"Well, never thought I'd be saying this... Thank you, Roman. And you guys too."
Neo bowed elegantly, while Emerald and Mercury nodded. Roman cleared his throat. "We need a game plan, any ideas?"
Jaune hesitated, but then saw Pyrrha give him a thumbs-up. He stepped forwards.
"Yeah, actually. Neptune, Pyrrha, take he tallest building you can find and start sniping. Emerald, Scarlet, protect the civilians, get them to move back to the safe zones. Sage, and I will take the ones on the ground. Neo and Sun, take the ones in the sky.
"Um, Jaune? Pyrrha and I need a lift."
"Good thing I modded this, then."
Jaune turned, and saw an Atlesian Paladin, with Bullhead wings welded on and multiple illegal, if more powerful guns welded to it as well. It had Roman's symbol spray painted on, and to lessen the doubt that it was him, his voice blasted from the speakers.
"Alright. Roman, give them a lift, and don't let any get by 3rd Street. You turn them back or turn them to ash. And Mercury? Dance."
"Aww yeah."
Mercury started to do so, breakdancing, and then pulled a spinning kick that saved Scarlet from a Beowolf, killing it with a shot from his leg-guns.
"Ready? Break!"
Roman grabbed Neptune and Pyrrha, flying them to the tallest nearby building, and then rocketed towards 3rd and Aspen, vaporizing any Grimm he saw. Neo teleported her and Sun to a Griffon's back, whereupon they started an aerial slaughter of the nearby Grimm. Emerald and Scarlet ran behind Roman, whereupon they began curbstomping any Grimm that had made it past the perimeter, protecting the civilians. Jaune and Sage merely killed any Grimm they saw, sticking together.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled Ozpin...
...who was currently with his back against the wall. His cane, The Relic of Knowledge, danced as it held of Glynda's attacks. Cinder inadvertently aided by knocking her rival out, and she crashed into Weiss and Blake, aiding Nora. Ruby was already unconscious, having taken a Pancake Grenade (patent pending). However, she was having a tough time with Yang. Her attacks only charged Yang's Semblance, and the inherent Harem Energies only added to that. Magnhild and Ember Celica traded blow after blow, the echoes resounding throughout the chamber. Faster still was Ren's typing, wanting only to put out the call.
"Ren is MINE. Leave, Yang."
"Why would I do that. Renny's none of our's yet, although I think I might have you... outclassed."
Nora breathed, in, out. In, out. And took a punch to the gut. However, Yang had made a costly error. Her last rounds for her gauntlets were lightning Dust. Crackling with electricity, Nora arose, Magnhild gripped in one hand, a cheshire grin plastered on her face.
Yang gulped. "Uh oh."
She did not say anything further then that, as she was launched through the window.
Back to team...Oh I give up. CUE THE AVENGERS MUSIC!!
Neptune rapid-fired from his rifle, downing the Grimm that were scaling the buildings. Pyrrha sniped with her rifle, aiming a shot that soared down the street, taking out a Grimm headed for Sage. Jaune preformed an air-slice attack, killing an Ursa, before allowing Sage to hit his shield, executing a sonic attack that took out a Deathstalker. It's corpse flew towards Scarlet and Emerald, who were curbstomping any that tried to attack the civilians. Emerald swung her chain weapon, and Scarlet fired his grappleshot, together bringing down a small Griffon that had been headed towards Sun and Neo, who where fighting small Creeps on top of a Giant Nevermore. Neo ripped open it's back armor, allowing Sun's clones to leap in and kill the thing from inside as Roman's Paladin flew by, incinerating everything with it's highly experimental and probably illegal SDC cannons. The group reformed in a plaza, only to find themselves face-to-face with two of the deadliest men alive. Watts and Hazel.
Mercury, on the other hand, was having the time of his life. Nothing was getting past his amazing dancing skills. If only there was a soundtrack. However, his as-of-yet unbroken combo streak was shattered when he took a drop kick to the gut. He stood up to face Tyrian Callows, grinning like a loon. Mercury didn't know much A about Tyrian, only that he was one of Salem's top warriors, extremely deadly, and insane. There was only one way he stood a chance. Mercury started to dance.
"Ooh child, things are gonna get easier."
Tyrian slumped over, but then popped his head up. "What is this?"
Mercury pulled a spin. "Dance off bro! You and me."
Tyrian pondered this for a moment, possibilities whirring in his mind. "What the hey? I'm bored."
At the tower...
Ozpin had way more relics then most people thought. He often used the Relic of Time to peer into what was, and what could be. He had seen one possible future, where he'd thrown a fight to Cinder, knowing he would transmigrate and survive in a new body. That Ozpin believed he could do more good from the shadows. This Ozpin had one thought as his cane danced a melody around Cinder, striking well over a hundred times a second. 'Screw that.' Cinder's prone form slid next to Yang's broken one, as Nora leaned on Magnhild and Ren approached.
"Nora. What did I say about legs?"
"...Not to break them. I'm sorry Ren."
Ren sighed. "It's ok Nora. I'm sure they'll be fine."
Ozpin ran up, and breathed a sigh of relief as he saw huntsmen and huntresses converging around Vale. And then the skies broke open as a Grimm Portal opened. The skies were bathed in crimson as all of Grimm poured onto Remnant. And with them came GRIMM. A massive drake of a size akin to that of Ancalagon the Black. And atop GRIMM was Salem. Facing GRIMM was the last resort of Atlas. Project Kamehameha was a mile-long flying cannon that was pulled by four massive tugs. Powered by aura, an enourmous gravity dust crystal, spiral power, a dilithium matrix, and an arc reactor, it was the equivalent of the Infinite Mass Punch(es). And only one man was atop it. James Ironwood poured all his aura into his machine, charging his shot, and targeting GRIMM. The energ buildup reached critical mass. A shot was fired, so powerful the ship was launched back from the recoil, the shot itself speeding toward it's target, and-
Barry and Eobard danced and fought and merged melded separated ran ran ran fought. They ran so fast as to be a blur. Past Mercury breakdancing with/against Tyrian. Past Adam Taurus redeeming himself as he fought Arthur Watts one-on-one, while Remnant's Avengers battled Hazel, as the White Fang fought the Grimm and saved all of the civilians. And they ran back in time, running back six months ago, to where a farmboy had found a broken sword.
Oscar found himself reforging the sword, not knowing how, only knowing it was right. He pounded the iron and struck the steel and he found himself holding Hades Incarnate, commander of the dead. Which now turned into a shovel. Oscar erode. Rode to the mountain of the dead as an orchestra played the Rohan theme. And he entered.
"Where is everyone?"
"We are the dead. We heard the call of the sword and we arose. You, Oscar are the heir to the throne of Narnia, and-"
"No. I know Narnia isn't real. Elements from fiction have been seeping into my life. So WHY IS IT HAPPENING?"
"In six months... something happens that breaks reality."
"Then we will be ready."
Oscar didn't know how to fight. Not yet, but he'd train with the dead. And he would lead them to save what was left of his world. He couldn't lose anything else. As he picked up his Shovelsword, he thought he saw streaks of lightning.
Barry and Eobard ran, ran up to the portal, the Speed Force destablilizing it. Kamehameha's shot was blocked by the one force that all feared. Salem lowered her weapon, a keytar that was somehow neon black, as she donned a sequined jacket and awful shades.
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF DISCO!"
Next Time: Ozpin vs. Salem, Lord of the Rings, Mercury's Semblance, Adam's Fate, speedster action in detail, and teams ROCK and DSQO. I don't have anything against disco, I. Just thought it would be funny. And also, OZPIN'S SECRET REVEALED!! Sorry this is taking forever, but I will finish it! I hope... Stay tuned!
-Aiellord