SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS

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Alright, this would have been in between chapters: "Thats not a bald spot" and "reprocussions" IT WOULD BE CH10! I didn't put it in because i wasn't as pleased with it and it kind of bored me, ya know. But now here it is!

It picks up exactly where everything left off and stuff. BTW

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A few hours after school, Katara texted Toph; hey lets hang out

Toph replied: I cant im with aang

So Katara said: then ditch him

Toph: no

Katara: Then bring him

Toph: fine ill ditch him u bitch

Katara: good

Toph: Pick me up im at aangs house

Katara did as she was told and found an odd sight, Toph and Aang sitting in the long swinging chair together, with Aang sitting normally and Toph's bent lefts in his lap. Also, Aang wasn't wearing a shirt, he had muscles and all but it was still a bit weird for him to not have a shirt, usually he was more conservative.

When Katara got out of her car, she saw just how strict he still was, Toph leaned up to kiss him but he turned his head and instead kissed HER on the cheek, saying, "That's rude, we've got company."

Toph whacked him on the shoulder and both girls rolled their eyes. Then Topht hought of a way to aggravate her boyfriend and her eyes shined with mischief. Toph loved aggravating Aang, it was like the way she flirted, just like punching was her way of showing affection, "Aang, we're going fighting," she said.

"Good, I hope you do well," he crossed his arms.

"Oh yeah, I might get a few injuries but who the fuck cares because it doesn't matter if I break my leg!"

If she is playing hardball, then so am I, Aang thought. "That's fine with me, you won't be able to get up the stairs to your second floor den." Katara got confused.

Toph was shocked and appalled after his last comment so she said, "Yeah and I also might lose my flexibility…"

Aang's eyes widened and he glared at her, "That's bad for you too you know."

Katara said, "Okay what is going on? Of course Toph breaking her leg is bad for HER."

Toph interrupted with a comment that was so off topic it was amazing, "Hey remember a few days ago when I told you and he-who-must-not-be-named that me and Aang went to Ember Woods?"

"Are you talking about Zuko?" Aang asked.

"Yeah dumbshit we're talking about Zuko, anyway, remember?"

"I guess…"

"Well, we wanna show you what it was!"

"Was it a haunted house?" Katara asked, jaded.

"Maybe…or maybe not…" Toph tried to sound mysterious. Because of her confident, unabashed air, she pulled it off.

"Fine, let's go," Katara said, trying and failing to get her self excited for the night's upcoming events.

The last time she had been here had been a disaster; she was with Toph, Sokka, Aang, and Aang's two dogs. But then Aang and Appa had gotten lost and then Sokka ate some funky mushrooms or berries or something, so he was loopy and sick and Aang was lost. It was a bad experience overall. They didn't find Appa until a week later. Aang had been freaking out. However, that was two years ago, now they were all, hopefully, more mature.

But that hope was squashed when Sokka picked something up and put it in his bag, he was obviously trying to be discreet but it was not working, Katara had to speak out about this, "Sokka! DO NOT PICK THINGS UP OFF THE GROUND AND KEEP/ EAT/ USE THEM," she yelled at her brother.

"Dammit Katara, don't embarrass me!"

"Sokka, you embarrass yourself," Katara said, making the whole group laugh.

Sokka huffed away and, taking this quiet as her queue, Toph said, "Okay, we found something here and it is neat, so, we, me and Aang, are taking you guys there."

"Neat?" Suki asked.

"Yeah who says that?" Sokka asked.

"Hmph, I do," Toph said, standing close to Aang.

Aang tried to put his arm around Toph and somehow he managed. She surprisingly didn't elbow, or, punch, or impale, or attack him in any way, not even an obnoxious, rude comment. On anyone else she would've given sass and a beating…

"Toph, you seem… different…" Suki beat Katara to it.

"Yeah you do… you don't beat up on Aang anymore…" Katara agreed.

"That's ridiculous!" Toph and Aang both blushed furiously and stepped away from each other just a little bit.

"No, you guys are acting weird," Sokka said curiously.

"It's like you guys are in love or something…OH MY GOD YOU ARE IN LOVE," Katara realized.

"Holy shit, Toph in love?" Sokka said, "dude, that's why she doesn't beat you up so much anymore."

Aang shrugged indifferently, looking at her. But Toph said, "We are not, and so what if we…were?"

"Nothing! But it's so cute," Katara and Suki squeaked.

"Shut up," Toph muttered but Aang smiled.

But then, to both Aang and Tpoph's horror, Katara said, "No, it's something else, like they move in sync… HOLY FUCK-SHIT-GOD-DAMN! You did not!"

Katara's eyes widened hugely and then Suki gasped and both just gawked, "Aang how could YOU do this, what the hell, you're only fifteen, that is so irresponsible, were you safe? Toph I cannot believe—"

"—Katara give it a rest, we were fine—"

"Wait, did they have, like, sex?" Sokka asked.

"YES," Suki said, then she got a mysterious look, "You did the crime, now pay the time," she said with a smile.

Aang frowned and Toph said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"It means you have to tell us all how it happened!" Katara finished Suki's thought.

"Well he put his cock in my—"

"NO, Toph not like that!" they all screamed while Aang reached a new level of red and was soo embarrassed.

"Goddammit."

But Aang took over, "Well we were at her house that night you were with…Zuko…and we both got drunk and had sex, the end."

"Nope that's not gonna cut it buster," Sokka said.

"Yeah we want details."

"Since when do you get drunk Aang?"

"Well we were at that great, creepy bar and Toph dared me in to a drinking completion and—"

"Of course."

" –I got really, really drunk and so did she and we went back to her house and did all this crazy shit and made a fort in her den—"

"Oh my, is that what you were both laughing at?" Katara asked.

Toph giggled and nodded, then took over the story, "And when we woke up the next morning—"

"Wait, what about the sex?"

"Oh that comes later," Aang winked.

"Ooh, kinky morning sex…" Suki said looking at Sokka.

"Whoa too much information!" Katara said.

"Any way," Toph said, "We woke up the next morning and we were totally fucked up, Aang was out of his mind, and so we um, played Never Have I Ever," Katara interrupted again.

"Oh Toph!"

"Who's idea was that?" Sokka asked.

Toph blushed and Aang smiled imperceptibly.

Katara gasped and Toph continued, "So uh then we were uh playing and uh, he –he said, what's that and I said, 'I'll show you' and then…Aang why don't you take it from here?" though it wasn't really a question.

"Oh you were doing such a good job –OW, fine. So then uh T –toph said, 'never have I ever had sex' and I said 'never have I ever failed a test' and um Toph took something off—"

"What?"

"A bracelette you pervs," Toph said.

"So then she um said um nothing illegal, and I said 'not even drinking, and then she said that it didn't count and so I said—"

Sokka interrupted, "Aang, you're purposefully dragging out the story!"

"Fine then you tell US about YOUR first time!"

"With pleasure…after you friend."

Aang sighed but Toph said, "It was just getting interesting…"

"Yeah, so then," Aang continued, "And uh um then we said some uh stuff and then we were both almost uh n –n –n naked and—"

"Wait, WHAT did you say?" Suki asked suspiciously.

Toph said, "Nothing much, it was mostly about –the weather."

"No. No, I think you said something important and that's why you had sex, 'cuz Aangy would never do IT for no reason," Katara said smiling.

"Well you are wrong, like Aang said," Toph unconsciously put a little imphasis on 'Aang', "we talked about the homework," just a second to late, Toph realized her mistake and muttered 'shit'.

"What was it? What did you say?" Suki asked impatiently but both Toph and Aang's lips were chaste.

Oh yeah, I'll get it out of them," Katara said. She walked in front of Aang and stared at him, right in his face, then she put her hands on either side of his face, they were inches apart, so close, that it looked like she was about to kiss him.

Then Katara said in a calm voice, "Aang what was it?"

"Uh, um that we uh l –l –l –l –love…cake?"

"Katara smiled, she knew that Aang couldn't lie, that he had said 'cake' instead of 'each other'.

"Oh that is so cute!" Suki said.

Toph just glared at Aang and called him a traitor. He begged for forgivness but she just looked away.

Katara said, "Wow so you really sealed the deal Aang. Now get on with the story."

"Well um, at that time we were both really undressed and Toph said 'never have I ever played never have it ever or something' and I took off my b—"

"No." Toph looked mad, "That isn't what I said."

"W –what?"

"You don't even remember?" she looked furious.

Which made Aang confused therefore furious too, "What the hell Toph, why are you so freaking mad?"

"Oh I don't know? Maybe because you forgot our first time!"

"I did not! i was drunk and you're just being touchy."

"Oh yeah, then this 'touchy' wreck is dumping your ass!"

"I'm glad, because you weren't even good!" that struck a nerve.

Toph looked shocked and offended at this and tried to lunge at Aang, luckily, Sokka was behind her and grabbed her waist, Suki also had to hold her and restrain her limbs.

Aang shot her a glare. It was super weird seeing Aang so mad.