ARE YOU READDY? CUZ HERE IT COMES! SUMMER EDITION OF YUME YUME ISLAND PLUSSS!

Desuka: Sorry for the late update *bows*

Amu: The story of your life…

Desuka: NO IT ISN'T OKAY! I used to update fasssssst!

Ikuto: What happened?

Desuka: Exactly what Amu just said!

Ikuto: The story of your life….?

Desuka: Si, I do not own the licensed things that may appear in the chapter or Shugo Chara and it's characters.

Ikuto: What do you mean by the story of your life?

Desuka:….

Ikuto: HELLO!

Desuka: *ignores* Anyway….you guys know about my dumb studies and all so I hope that you have forgiven me by now!

Ikuto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!

Desuka: Calm down Ikuto, you're so OOC especially around Amu.

Ikuto: it pisses me off when I ask a question and you don't answer!

Desuka: :P….without further ado I present to you YUME YUME ISLAND PLUS CHAPTER 9!

"Hmmm….yes, yes, interesting," Desuka mumbled, "Yu! Mi! Turn on the music, now that it has been decided, we'll kick off the first ever Yume party!"

"Yu….."Desuka whistled, "Where is your delicious punch?"

"Over there," Yu pointed to the bowl, "But it's not that good, want me to go serve it?"

"Yeah, yeah, you and uh….Shii, go get her!" Desuka commanded. Yu looked confused for a second but obeyed. Desuka snickered. She pulled out a small bottle from her pocket and poured some mysterious liquid in the punch. "It's better than you think, Yu," She snickered.

"Well that should make things interesting," Shii giggled appearing behind Desuka, her whole body stiffened.

"How long were you there?" Desuka asked slightly nervous as she turned to face Shii.

"Umm….oh when you pulled out that bottle from your pocket," Shii smiled.

"Oh well…you see that's uh…." Desuka began stuttering.

"Gonna get them drunk?" Shii asked grinning. Desuka was trapped.

"Fine you got me, go ahead and alert the authorities," Desuka grumbled.

"Desuka you're the authorities, and relax, I won't tell Yu, as long as…..you give me some of that." Shii smiled. Desuka's Jaw dropped in disbelief.

"Who are you and what have you done with the sweet, innocent t girl, who I hired?" Desuka asked flabbergasted.

"Ha ha very funny, now, do you want me to tell Yu or not?" Shii giggled. Desuka quickly scooped up some punch and handed it to the girl in front of her.

"Oh Shii there you are!" Yu said as she entered the staff only tent, "What are you doing?"

"She's trying some of your famous punch," Desuka smiled, Shii nodded gleefully.

"It's not that good," Yu said in a slightly creeped out tone. Shii sipped it happily.

"Wow, this is good Yu." Shii complimented, Suddenly her eyes got wide, "Wow…this is….this….GOOD! VERY GOOD!" She squealed and grabbed the punch bowl, some cups and a tray.

"Where you going?" Yu asked evidently surprised by Shii's outburst.

"To serve this….GOOD!" Shii giggled, as she left the tent. Both Desuka and Yu fell silent watching exit blankly.

"Well, Yu, obviously you make some awesome good," Desuka giggled as she too, drank some punch and left the tent psychotically.

UTAU'S POV

Lamest party ever. Maybe it's just me (who has been to movie premiers in L.A and stuff) but this party kind of sucked. Yaya was as hyper as ever, as usual, it's hard to believe she even had an emotional breakdown, she recovered pretty fast. I wonder what method Tadase used to cheer her up…..heh…..heh…..method…..I am such a pervert sometimes. Luckily, I keep it on the inside, it clashes with my oh so awesome pop star image.

I was so bored that I felt a wrinkle coming on, I glanced around to look for entertainment. And there he was the cutest guy in the whole w-party.

Yeah sorry he wasn't that cute.

But he was cute.

I put on a charming smile, which isn't too hard for me (considering how gorgeous I look) and walked over there….hahaha.

"Hey," He greeted before I did. Alright he was definitely flirting with me.

"Hi," I was about to say when someone else said it for me, It was Kukai! "And bye,"

"Kukai what are you doing!" I squealed shoving him out of the way as he separated me and my cute new friend with his body. "hey,"

"AH- Utau you can actually look cute!" Kukai grinned at me, I turned red like a tomato, he turned to the hottie, "She is really terrible you know, she is actually very loud, and stubborn, and she can't take joke, and she is always randomly challenging people!"

Oh my gosh.

I was so pissed I grabbed the nearest thing and smacked Kukai in the head with it. And that was Saaya's purse.

"Jeeze what the hell! Saaya what is in that bag?" Kukai rubbed his head in pain. Then I realized, it was kind of heavy.

"Yeah Saaya, what the hell is in this?" I asked turning to the dumb brunette, whom, still hadn't noticed I took her purse.

"Did you bring your house to the party?" Kukai groaned, I had to giggle at that. Then I remembered something important and I turned around to go flirt, but the cutie was gone. He disappeared. No where in sight. "Oh would you look at that," Kukai chuckled. I flung Saaya's house at his head one more time before trudging in a corner to go mope.

Suddenly a loud voice boomed through the speakers.

"IF YOU THINK THIS PARTY IS LAME SAY I!" The voice asked. We all looked up it was Yu.

"I! I! I! AND TRIPLE I!" I screamed.

"I," Rima said quietly.

"I," Ikuto said cooly as he pulled away from his and Amu's kiss, but then went back to making out her.

Hmm…..i feel like doing some mischief.

"Hey Amu, what do you think?" Kukai asked devilishly.

Someone else did it for me. Shit.

Amu tried to pull away but Ikuto only pulled her back, she kept trying but it wouldn't work. She started to thump him a little but that didn't stop him he only….uh….how should I say this….? Turned up the heat, yes let's go with that.

"Rape!" I exclaimed, Kukai laughed his ass off. Rima shook her head and sighed.

"You guys are grossssssss," Desuka squealed as she snatched the microphone from Yu. Ikuto finally pulled away and saw how red and embarrassed Amu was, he laughed his ass off.

"Sigh, Ikuto grow up," Rima hissed. Ikuto raised his eyebrows at that, a short blonde girl was telling him to grow up! The very sight made him laugh his ass off, along with Kukai and myself who were still laughing our two asses off at the rape comment, my rape comment. I am so funny, yes, yes I know.

Gosh I wonder why I am so high….?

I'm not high am I?

"Hey you guys," Desuka whined, "You really think my party is lame?"

"YESS!" Amu exclaimed raising her hand. Laughter was stirring up again.

"Are you bored?" Desuka asked. Everyone nodded, "LET'S PLAY A BORED GAME! HAHAAHA!"

Great.

So there we were all of us, Me, Kukai, Yaya, Tadase, Rima, Nagihiko, Kairi, Saaya, Lulu, and Desuka, all sitting in a circle sipping some of the DELICOUSSS punch Yu made.

"Alright so what we playing?" Kukai asked trying to so sound cool.

FAIL Kukai fricken fail! Woooo~ hahaha I am loving tonight…

"Taboo!" Desuka exclaimed.

"Wooo!" Nagihiko screamed. Hmmm is it just me or is little dancer boy acting a little funny.

"WHAT is Taboo?" Amu screamed like we couldn't hear her.

"Amu shhhhh…." Kukai said as he put a finger to her lips, "Can't you see? Utau is sleeping?"

"I'm NOT sleepingggg, you lying little peanut goat!" I giggled. Wait…what…? Did I just say peanut goat? Oh my gosh! What is happening to me? I decided to confide in my AWESOMEE TASTING fruit punch for the answer. Little did I know that WAS the answer.

"Utau shadddup! Amu asked a question, she just asked a question! She just minded her own business and asked a simple question, and you, you just….you just interrupted her and all she did was just ask a question!" Rima freaked out like it was a serious thing I just did. I looked at her confused, even though I understood, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Someone asks a simple question, and you, and you…." Then she passed out.

"WHAT IS TABOOO?" Amu asked loudly and very slowly.

"Taboo is a game," Tadase said happily.

"Yes, yes, that's ma boy, he's so smart," Yaya said rubbing Tadase's head.

"yes, but…HOW DO YOU PLAY?" Amu asked slowly and loudly yet again.

"Amu!" I screamed at her, "WE ARE NOT DEAF!"

"You guys calm down! Why aren't you sane?" Desuka asked worried, but I could sense that she was enjoying this.

"WHO!" A loud deep voice screamed. Everyone in the circle went quiet and looked at the source of the voice. Saaya. "WHO HASS MY PURSEEE?" She asked loudly and in a VERY deep voice. I never knew she had it in her.

"Look you guys!" Desuka yelled at us, "we need to start the game so does anyone here not know how to play the game?"

"I DON'T!" Amu said raising her hand, Saaya and Lulu showed their hands too.

"Alright, it's a board game that uses cards. Each card has a word on it, and beneath that word are five other words. You have to try to describe the first word to your team mates without saying any of the five under it, understand?" Desuka explained.

"OH THAT'S REALLY SIMPLE!" Amu said slowly and loudly again.

"Alright let's play!"Desuka squealed.

"Wait the rules!" Yu hissed, everyone looked up at her as she refilled each of our glasses, "You can't say a word within a word, you have a time limit, and of course the team that guesses the most words is the winner!"

"WELL DUH," Desuka said rolling her eyes.

"Yeah, Yu, that's common sense," Kukai criticized, Yu glared and snatched his fruit punch from him.

"Keep talking like that and they'll be no more punch for you," Yu muttered as she refilled his glass.

That shut him up.

"Alright! So we'll have to make teams!" Desuka squealed clapping her hands. Oh joy.

"ooo!ooo!" Tadase said raising his hands.

"Yes Tadase?" Desuka asked sweetly. Something is definitely wrong here. Desuka being nice to Tadase? No one is nice to Tadase! Even Nagihiko is mean to him in his own secret distinct way. I am starting to think something weird is going on here….hey look there is still some more punch left.

"I wanna be a team captain!" Tadase said cutely as If he were four. Gosh, when he does that he looks like a doll.

"BOOOO!" Ikuto shouted and threw a straw at his head. Even Ikuto was acting weird.

But then again, there is nothing weird about being mean to Tadase.

"IKUTO BE NICE!" Amu shouted slowly again.

"Mommy! It hurts!" Tadase whined to Yaya. Who is apparently his mother?

"Aww did the big mean sexy guy hurt you?" Yaya asked rubbing his head.

"SEXY!" I shouted laughing like an idiot. Okay that was so uncool! Stop it Utau stop it…..

WHY CAN'T I STOP!

"yaya!" Kukai screamed. She looked up at him questionably, "Are you cheating on me with Tadase?"

"Only tonight," Yaya said casually. For some reason no one reacted to that. Boy, were we out of it.

"ALRIGHT! I'm a single ladyyyyyy~" Kukai proclaimed.

"That makes me feel hopeful," Lulu said. Everyone turned to look at her.

"hahaha," I started to laugh uncontrollably. Ikuto, Nagihiko, and Kairi all joined in. Amu started to laugh to but her laughter was slow. I don't think Lulu even noticed that she said what she was thinking.

"alright I pick the team captains," Desuka smiled, "UTAU, and RIMA!"

"WHAT!" Rima asked as she suddenly woke up.

"Rima has woken up from her slumber," Kairi said in a really gay voice.

"Totally," Saaya said in her deep voice. You know, that voice is really creepy. It's like she transformed into Dark Vader.

"Why do you want me? What…what have I done? Am I in trouble? It wasn't my fault! DAMN YOU ALL!" Rima freaked out.

"No," Kairi said. Everyone looked confused but ignored him.

"Oh, that makes sense thank you Kairi," Rima smiled sweetly.

"You're a team captian, so you and Utau pick your people," Desuka smiled, I nodded, and Rima nodded her head, "So Utau you pick your first person, then Rima, then Utau pick your second, then Rima etc."

"Don't pick Nagihiko." Rima smiled sweetly, I nodded smiling back….she is really pretty you know, "or I will shove a fork up your butt tonight while your asleep."

"Rima that was…..really wrong." Desuka said grossed out.

"In many…many…ways," Ikuto chuckled.

"I KNOW RIGHT!" Amu said slowly, then she whispered something to Ikuto.

"Amu, you perv." He chuckled.

1…..2…..3…..

"WAIT! Amu you've turned perverted! The day has finally come!" Ikuto proclaimed happily as he kissed her on the lips. She shoved him off.

"Ikuto, no, not in front of the children," She commanded. Ikuto rolled his eyes.

"OKAY TEAM PICKING TIME!" Desuka screamed. "Utau you first,"

I thought about it, since were playing Taboo I'll need someone good with words but also someone who is easily understood. Oh look fruit punch.

"Fruit punch," I smiled.

"Utau…I meant pick a person." Desuka sighed.

Oh right….well I dunno someone fun!

"I pick Dark Vader," I announced. Tadase started getting up, "Not you! Saaya!"

Tadase went quiet for a moment, and Saaya got up looking very unstable with the fruit punch glass in her hands she hobbled over to my side.

"I pick Nagihiko," Rima winked. Oh my gosh, I have always wanted to hear her say that followed by a wink of course.

"I pick Kukai," I said plainly sipping on my fruit punch. Kukai made a triumphant smile as if he had accomplished something and went over by me.

"I pick Amu," Rima said oh so energetically. God, why is everyone so OOC today? Including me! Amu marched over there swinging her head about the place….okay…..weird.

"I pick…." I began and I could hear Amu chanting 'don't pick Ikuto', I looked down at Kukai cuz I know he knew what I was thinking, "Ikuto! I pick Ikuto" Amu looked disappointed.

"I pick Yaya," Rima said.

"I pick Kairi," I said.

"Tadase,"

"Lulu,"

"Desuka," Rima ended.

By now, the circle was completely destroyed and instead stood too lines. One behind me, and oen behind Rima. Yu ran to the front of the two lines.

"Team one: Utau, Saaya, Kukai, Ikuto, Kairi, and Lulu.

Team two: Rima, Amu, Yaya, Tadase, Nagihiko, and Desuka.

If you say one of the Taboo words, Shii will ring the buzzer and you will be awarded no points, Mi will be working the timer, and I will be switching the cards, understood?

"Yes, mommy." Ikuto smirked. Yu smiled back.

"Good, okay, so please choose your team name." Yu ordered.

I turned to Kukai of course, he just seemed good at these things.

"Guardian FIVE!" Kukai squealed.

"There are six of us," Kairi stated. Kukai threw Saaya's purse at Kairi.

"Kukai, be nice you little caterpillar hehehehe," Oh my god. Am I gonna be like this for the rest of my life?

"I know, we shall be the black cats," Ikuto said.

"LAME IKUTO!" Me and Kukai shouted at the same time…freaky.

"I KNOW! I know! The Saaya Squad!" Saaya smiled.

"That is a dumb name," Lulu thought out loud again. Saaya's jaw dropped.

"Lulu force," Lulu smiled.

"No," Kairi said, "Team 8691,"

"Alright, Alright me haves an idea yo," I giggled….why must I be this way!

"Alright did you decide on your name?" Yu asked sweetly.

"The Blue Team," Desuka announced. Yu raised an eyebrow.

"Here I thought you guys would be a little more creative," Yu said.

"Well we all like blue," Rima said flipping her hair flirtatiously.

"Right….." Yu said looking at her skeptically, "Why is Rima acting like that?"

I shrugged, and so did everyone else.

"Come to think of it why are all of you acting like that?" Yu asked.

I shrugged again, and so did everyone else again.

"Can we say our team name now?" Lulu asked excited. Yu nodded. She looked at me, I nodded.

"We are: The Guardian Cats Squad Force 8691!" I proclaimed.

"I don't think that could fit on the point board." Shii said.

"Well abbreviate it: GRTUY," Kukai said.

"Fail," Ikuto simply said.

"Shut up Mr. Black Cats," I defended….wait….i defended….Kukai. Well, he is my best bud so….

"Oooh you defending your boyfriend?" Ikuto teased slightly OOC there but, hey….so was everyone else. Suddenly everyone looked at Yaya.

"Oh were single tonight," Yaya reminded them.

"Oh," Everyone said in union.

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Time to play!" Desuka announced, "Utau, your team first. Choose your first player,"

"Ikuto," I smiled draping my hands over my brother, "Make me proud brudda!"

NORMAL POV:

"Playing Taboo Drunk huh," Shii giggled, "Interesting….."

Desuka: Ok here is the deal I am trying to write as fast as possible so you guys will be happy ,I'll bring my laptop downstairs in the living room whilst I watch my TV throughout the day.

Ikuto: What kinda of gay shows do you watch?

Desuka: CODENAME KIDS NEXT DOOR! THAT 70'S SHOW! FAMILY GUY! SONNY WITH A CHANCE!

Amu: Weirdest combination ever, do you watch any Japanese shows?

Desuka: Does Ninja warrior count?

Amu: Sigh…..

Yoru: R&R

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