91. HIGH MAN ON THE TOTEM POLE

Dear Diary,

We found a totem pole that had three heads! The one on the very top looked just like me. It really upset me, because it made me feel like I was part head-hunter. Professor showed what a really great friend he is when he offered me his head. I couldn't hurt him. It proved to me that I wasn't really a head-hunter. Unfortunately, real head-hunters showed up, and kidnapped the Howells, and so the others got the idea that I should make myself up to look like the head on the totem pole. I ended up saving the day! Well, okay, it wasn't really me, but the head on the totem pole. It's a long story, Diary.

Gilligan

92. THE SECOND GINGER GRANT

Dear Diary,

Mary Ann hit her head and thought she was Ginger! So Ginger dressed up in Mary Ann's clothes and pretended she was Mary Ann. Mary Ann put on a show as Ginger, but couldn't remember the words and ended up tripping and hitting her head again. I quickly jumped out of my seat to help her. I really care about Mary Ann, and I found myself looking out for her quite a bit during this time. Professor tried to hypnotize her at one point, but it didn't work. Instead, I got hynotized, and thought I was Mary Ann. That only lasted a little while, though.

Gilligan

93. THE SECRET OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

Dear Diary,

We found a bunch of tablets that would hopefully show us a way off the island. I had a dream that we were all cave people. Another one of my strange dreams. Professor unfortunately found out that the tablets didn't show how to get off the island, but how to get on it. Shame. I decided to carve a message into a stone in case in a few years should somebody else become shipwrecked. It said, Home Sweet Home. The others all really liked it!

Gilligan

94. SLAVE GIRL

Dear Diary,

A girl named Kalani insisted on becoming my servant after I saved her from drowning. She wouldn't let me do anything! Her tribe showed up, and the only way I could get rid of Kalani as my slave was if something were to happen to me. I was given a potion that would knock me out and make it seem like I was dead. The tribe tried to cremate me, but luckily, I woke up in time. They all got scared and ran off!

Kalani was a nice girl, but man, she could be a pain!

Gilligan

95. IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE

Dear Diary,

A jet pack landed on the island, and I was going to use it to fly off the island and go get help. Unfortunately, I went in the clouds and no one saw me. It started to rain! Later, I tried to take off again since I goofed up, but I forgot to buckle it, and it took off. I really goofed up bad this time! I didn't think the others would ever forgive me. Luckily, they did.

Gilligan

96. THE PIGEON

Dear Diary,

A pigeon appeared on the island after a terrible storm! I named him Walter. We were going to use him to send letters. Someone named Birdie wrote back to us but didn't believe us. After a while, we stopped hearing from him. I know I said before that the island is fun, but I'm starting to really wonder if we'll ever get off. I hope so.

Gilligan

97. BANG! BANG! BANG!

Dear Diary,

I found a crate full of different plastics. We could use them to make different things. Mary Ann used them to make new dishes, Ginger used them to make jewelry, Skipper used them to make more nails for when he's repairing holes in the huts, the Howells used them to make more golf balls, and the fillings in my teeth fell out, so the Professor used them to make me new fillings.

Unfortunately, one of my monkey friends through one of the plastics and it exploded. They were plastic explosives! I ended up sneezing the plastic explosives out of my mouth. Thank goodness! Professor ended up using two pennies that he melted that I could use for fillings. He would make a good dentist.

Gilligan

98. GILLIGAN THE GODDESS

Dear Diary,

Natives showed up looking for a White Goddess. I ended up dressing as a woman. It worked at first, but after a while, they found out I was really a man and took off! Skipper was right outside the hut window, luckily, to make sure nothing happened to me. I appreciated that. I have to say, it was funny seeing Skipper, Professor, and Mr. Howell dressed as women at first. Since I'm the skinniest, I was chosen. Oh, well. The usual stuff. I'm the scapegoat, headhunters show up, we're stuck on the island.

It was basically like any other day for us.

Gilligan

NOTE: Up next, the epilogue! :)