WTF!?

Heyz, isa a me! I haven't had much homework lately, so I'm gonna keep this updating thing every... Friday? Yeah, so yeah. Enjoy the story!

Hamtaro heard noises.

"Who's there?!" He said rather boldly.

"Oh no! He caught us..." A man said.

"You're dang right I caught you! Put back what you were trying to steal!"

Hamtaro heard ruslting sounds and got mad.

He turned on the lights and yelled, "HEY! DON'T IGNO-"

The perpatraitors were his mom and his dad, which were getting a bit frisky for dad's arrival from America.

"MOM? DAD!?" Hamtaro said gaping.

"Sorry son." His dad said. "Your mom got excited when I got home."

"Oh papa you fox!" His mom said grinning.

"It's okay..." Hamtaro said sounding scarred.

"Well, now you know where babies come from."

"I don't need to get involved in your sexual life." Hamtaro said even more disgusted. "Now I won't be able to got to sleep properly..."

"Goodnight son."

Hamtaro dragged his feet to his room and plopped on his bed.

"Eww... I'm on a bed. GASP! OH NO!!! IT'S HERE AGAIN!"

What did Hamtaro mean by "here"? find out next time! I think this was just a filler...