Kim Possible is copyright of Disney. I neither own nor claim ownership. However, names "Ike Goddam", "Mai Pleasure", "Maximus Cash" , "Major Rass" and "Aisales Irve" are all my own...


CHAPTER 10

Will Du stood looking at an awestruck Team Possible. This was just getting crazier by the minute. Will Du... here? all this time? Kim and Ron were most confused to say the least... They felt pains all over their body... the looked at each other, noticing they were bruises and scratches on them... everywhere possible. Ron tried to figure out just how he came to this position. The last thing he remembered, was being blasted with the gas and trying to defend himself from Kim... now they both were naked on the same bed.

"Yes... you both were..." Will stated calmly, giving hint to why they were how they were...

"But the gas... shouldn't we have..." Kim began asking but was cut by Will...

"Been dead?... No. I decided to come back here before you reached stage 2 of the effect. You've only been here for an hour..."

Ron watched Kim for a moment... he remembered having to fight her off, before he began feeling strange himself...

"But the last thing I remembered was defending myself from Kim..." Ron stated, with Kim staring at him in surprise... "Why would we... do it?"

"Isn't sex something of a primal instinct? Every animal does it...be glad is was more of a primal desire than your natural ones to fight... else, I'd probably only be here trying to stop one person..."

He picked up the empty needles on the ground, showing it to the couple...

"I was around for when they were testing the antidote and was able to conceal a tube full… enough for me and the pilot, just in case they decided to gas us. But when I realized that your primal state would go to stage two in little time, I collected them from my room before I came here."

"Um, not that I don't wanna hear all about this, but could we continue this conversation after we get some clothes on?" Kim stated, feeling highly uncomfortable...

"Unfortunately, all there is, is your dirty underwear. Cash confiscated almost everything there was around..." Will said.

"Oh, man... I guess it's better than nothing... Ron said in discomfort.

They shuffled themselves to the bathroom and got themselves into their dirty underwear. They again stepped out to meet Will, but with a towel wrapping each other...

"OK, now that little embarrassing situation is somewhat over, what the hell are you doing here?" Kim directed the question to GJ's number one agent...

"Dr. Director assigned me on this mission with one other agent, Jack… the pilot as you now know. We were to infiltrate the plague's inner workings and attempt to gather key information about what they were making and planning to use it for. It took me some weeks, but I was able to access the main system. The only problem was we thought that communication wouldn't be a problem, but we were wrong."

"So that's why they told us that earlier... about the signal feed..." Ron stated. Will nodded his head.

"We were pretty much on our own. The only option was Jack, who would pick up important delegates ever so often and bring them here. He might have been able to report any findings about the island, but most times a guard would accompany him... There wasn't any way to give out the information I had or do anything about it."

"But still, wouldn't they have sent someone else to help you guys?" Kim curiously asked..."

"With no info going in or out, GJ couldn't risk launching action for something that they couldn't find and we couldn't blow our cover. But it seems that Jack unfortunately did. There was an internal bulletin, stating that there was a Global Justice agent roaming around. We stopped and hid all the evidence we gathered on memory transfers. They drilled everyone, including me and Jack, but we thought we had dodged the bullet…"

Will looked away for a moment…

"But that wasn't the case… Maximus Cash is quite the strategist. It was only recently he trusted me enough to state who he really was all this time, as he didn't trust anyone else around. I couldn't believe it myself... he wasn't even a big time criminal to be even concerned with once."

"Gotta admit that it was a rookie bad guy mistake..." Ron stated...

"So I thought as well... he trusted me enough to tell me that they secretly caught Jack trying to contact GJ unknown to any of us. He told me what he had planned...I felt my heart drop. I knew my comrade wasn't going to return, but I couldn't blow both our covers, so I reluctantly let him go. I was however able to get a parachute to him, and I think he may have gotten the message…"

He turned to watch Kim and Ron…

"They found him near the wreckage in the parachute…" Kim replied.

Will showed a brief sad face, looking to the sky for a moment...

"Rest in Peace my friend... till we meet again..." He then faced Ron...

"I thought that I would have to fend on my own and really I didn't have much of a plan going... I couldn't escape just like that and too many eyes were on me. But then you guys showed up… It was a shock to see you as you walked off that jet. You really did look and act as him. Maximus thought that it amusing that someone would try to come here as him. He was going to kill you both not too long after you arrived, but was so amazed at your performance, decided to let things drag on at least until the bidding was over..."

"Wait, so that means that I didn't mess up the bidding after all..." Ron said, seemingly happy about it...

"No, he was toying with you the entire time. He was just thrilled at watching you play his role. He was quite impressed that night you struck Kim across the face… he more than ever laughed and said he thought he was seeing and hearing his clone…"

Ron looked away for that one… Kim saw this and put her hand on his shoulder, pulling him closer…

"It's ok Ron… that's not important now…"

"But we were detected ever since we landed on the island…we accomplished nothing…we failed!"

"You got a lot farther than you think… as I said, if he knew that you were actually who you were, you'd be dead on spot... But you had something that threw him off..."

Will held up the card that Ron asked Wade to create...

"This fake ID you had named Ike Goddam was working in your favor…"

"Ike Goddam?" Kim was confused…

"I had Wade make it… just in case we ended up being caught…" Ron replied...

Will continued where he left off… "There were lots of underground information circling around about a man that impersonated wealthy people in an effort to rob them blind... Ike Goddam. Cash initially believed that you were in fact Team Possible, but after seeing what you did to Kim at the roulette table convinced him otherwise... He knew that Kim would never allow someone to do that and figured that you were too loving or coward of her to actually hit her if she was in fact who she was..."

Again thenight beforeplayed over in Kim's head... had she actually begun to fight, they would have been dead, not to mention that she almost caused Ron to take his own life. There was much regret in her mind, but still much gratitude. Will continued...

"There were specific info about Team Possible... your looks, your behavior traits, what you liked eating and drinking, your favorite perfume, everything. But when Cash realized that you were quite professional about it, he then perceived you to be Ike Goddam, trying to win the main prize to sell it to someone else... that is what saved you... I didn't even know who you were until Cash contacted me to clean up the mess in the room once you had died..."

"That may be so, but the point is we were still found out…" Ron said in anger.

"That's my fault..." Kim stated, causing the guys to look at her...

"I was able to access and upload all the info to Wade, but then you or who I thought was you entered the room. I wondered why you were there... I didn't know the Real Maximus was alive. I called you by your real name, trying to tell you.. or him, that we needed to find a way out...but I got sprayed…

Will and Ron watched Kim with total confusion… "What do you mean uploaded?"

Kim pointed to the kimmunicator… "Quad cryptic communication…"

Will watched in disbelief…GJ's best computer hackers could only run a twin cryptic transmission… how could he… do that?"

"It's Wade man… no one really knows what he can do… only him." Ron filled in…

"Amazing… I see why now Team Possible is so tenacious…" Will replied.

Will was met with great thanks in the eyes of Kim and Ron. They knew then, that it may have very well been their last mission. But this was far from over... they didn't have their usual stuff to assist them, and now they had no clothes. But Will had an idea… he picked up his personal phone...

"Irve here... Send Guards Lopez and Constance to the room Team Possible was staying at in fifteen minutes...make sure they are fully armed in the event that somehow they survived..."

He hung up and faced an astounded Kim and Ron... what the hell is he up to?

"Ron, in the bathroom, you should see a set of brown and black shoe polish..."

"I was wondering why those bottles were always there...but why? I have no shoes to dye..." Ron responded, seemingly dumfounded

"We have lots of guards…" He said, as he replaced his mask as best he could, with a wink of his eye. Kim was lost as to what the two guys were speaking of… but Ron knew immediately what he meant. He held Kim by her arm and began to pull her towards him…

"We got a new RPM…"

Ron quickly leapt out of the bed and headed for the bathroom. He grabbed the brown dye and also a black. Kim followed… he placed her roughly in the tub and laid her head back…he took the black liquid polish and doused her head with it…

"AH! Ron, my hair!" She yelled…

"You have to trust me… rub it in!"

Ron yelled quickly. He ran to the sink and grabbed the brown hair dye, quickly rubbing it into his hair. Slowly, his hair began to take a wooden shade, a little darker than Kim's original hair color. Kim herself had just finished hers and was now all black. Ron went to her and checked her hair thoroughly… looking for any stands of blonde that may have been missed. She then did the same for him. Then in the interest of time, they just wiped each other's faces, cleaning off any liquid polish that was on their skin and any excess ones in their hair. They both then dried themselves quickly and washed off any traces in the sink and tub. He then had Kim wrap his hair neatly, that it could look shorter…

Kim was still unsure of what exactly Will had planned, but if Ron seemed to have figured it out, that was good enough for her. She let her hair out and then had Ron help her wrap it in a full ponytail almost to the end…

"Looking like a regular Angelina Jolie…" Ron joked…

"Sure Mr. Ron Possible…" as she laughed at his strikingly similar hair color…

"Hey it's not auburn... " He replied…

They were done. Will stood near the door, which he left cracked open, to keep a view of when the guards would arrive. Kim and Ron came out, just when Will noticed the guards Lopez and Constance coming towards the room. He signaled Kim and Ron to take up positions unseen. The guards entered, facing Will in an empty room... One was a female guard... other a male, both around Team Possible's size...

"Where are they boss? you said come armed..." Constance said...

"Yeah aren't they dead by now?" Lopez questioned suspiciously...

"Actually, they're quite alive..." Will stated.

Just then, Kim and Ron ambushed their opponents... knocking them to the ground. they didn't have much of a struggle and in a manner of seconds, were knocked out... they were dragged to the bath area and cuffed with their own handcuffs...

"Didn't know you had female guards here..." Kim said n surprise...

"Actually you wouldn'thave... They were working undercover, but since you two were found, some of them were placed back in uniform to patrol…"

Will stepped to the unconcious guards and came back to Kim and Ron...

"Here. You'll be acting as my guards…" Will said, handing them the weapons from the guards they just took out. Ron watched the weapons and then looked at Will ominously…

"Yes Ron, they're real. And you may have to use them… you do know how to use them don't you?"

"Yeah, but it's never been our style really…" Ron replied, concerned…

"Well my friend, this is the real world. If you don't, they will. Better get that in your head…"

After taking the guards' suits and dressing in them, they reluctantly took a hold of the weapons and loaded them. Will stood there for a moment watching Kim and Ron. To say that he was impressed, was an understatement… these two looked almost nothing like they did earlier..

"How do you feel…" Will asked in regards to the suit...

" Well it's not bad... rides up the crotch just a little, but I'll live..." Ron grumbled. Kim heard him and snickered a little.

"So what's the plan?" Kim asked, returning herself to her usual serious mode…

"We have to descend to the lower levels and disable the cloaking system…We have to get Global Justice to pinpoint the location of the island…"

Will whipped out a small map. Though the place was fairly large, it was quite small on the island. And better yet, it was beneath the surface itself. But there was still,something else… something even Will hasn't been able to access, but Cash stated something about his 'private collection'...

"I think I may have already helped you there…" Kim replied to Will, who was standing there with an eyebrow raised…

"Well I saw him have some kind of porno site in his listings... but I thought he was just being plain freaky..."

"How'd you get in to the system? Theentire link network is foolproof... no one could access it if you don't have the passes..."

"Not when you have Wade bu your side..." She confidently said, showing off the kimmunicator. She called Wade...

"Wade, come in…"

"You guys ok?" Wade came onto the screen on her wrist…

"Not really… Max Cash is alive and get this...he's actually the leader of the plague…"

"What! So then, that means that…"

"Yeah, we were known since we arrived… but you wouldn't believe it… Will Du is here!"

"Yeah, I know…"

"You did?" Everyone asked the same time… silence took the room a second and then everyone watched Ron…

"What? Oh no you guys have to be kidding!" Realizing that they were expecting him to yell Jinx…

"Anyway, how'd you know?" Kim brought back everyone to reality…

"Dr. Director advised me that the pilot was killed and Will was alone… in a matter of speaking this thing was also supposed to be a rescue mission. But I couldn't say anything at the time…" Wade responded…

"Wait a sec, so how were we to know who he wasif you didn't tell us anything?" Ron asked...

"I only found out about two hours ago... I tried to contact you all, but I wasn't getting through. Sorry..."

"No big. But back to topic… the cloaking device… did the virus work?" Kim asked enthusiastically…

"Well there's bad news and good news…" Wade stated… "Bad news… the virus was disabled as it was entered... the cloaking device still works..."

Kim stared at Wade in disappointment... it was supposed to be unstoppable. She spoke, dejected...

"And the good news?"

The last question was deafened by a thunderous explosion. The entire room shook… lights began flickering. Another strong explosion occurred… the building's walls started crumbling slightly…it was as if it was directly over their heads...

"Wade?" Kim yelled…

"That's the good news. The Quad Cryptic signal was able to have Global Justice pinpoint your location on the GPS..."

"BOOYAH!" Ron shouted. Will rose up...

"Well I guess it's Showtime! Let's go."