Wakko: SAVE US FROM THIS TOURCHURE!

Me: Oh I gave you fruit one time and you ate it!

Dot: You're an evil person!

Me: I'm not a person I'm a FANFICTION WRITTER!

Yakko: You're a bad one.

Me: -Takes out gun- SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!

Chapter 8-I-loo!

Lily's P.O.V.

(Jessica Alba's children are only like 1 and 4 or something but I'm just gonna pretend Haven's 11 and Honor's 8)

I was sitting on a couch cussion on the top of the stairs with Haven. "This is a bad idea." Honor said looking at us with a camera.

I rolled my eyes and took her camera and put it in my pocket. "I have fanfiction power so we'll be fine." I smiled and Haven's eyes widened.

"Hopefully we don't need to use your power."

I laughed. "You shouldn't have agreed, then!" I said sarcasticaly and put on my goggles.

"Why do you need google's?" Honor asked.

I rolled my eyes again "For the last time it's goggles not googles, and because... Well you'll see, get on the cushion!" I yelled at Honor and strapped on Honor and Haven's glasses. "Hold your breath... TO THE SEA!"

I watched as I saw water fill the room along with lots of fish and our cushion turned into a submarine, only a submarine that goes as fast as a super jet!

"WOOOOHOOOOO!" Me and Honor screamed jumping up and down, but Haven only screamed like she was about to be murdered, so I slapped some duck tape on her mouth.

"Thank you, Lil'." Honor said before going back to screaming.

"LILY WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" Haven yelled ripping th ducktape off her face looking at the shark in front of us.

Their eyes widened and I smiled. "Indestruct!" I yelled and we went straight through the sea creature.

"STOP THIS THING!" Haven yelled and I sighed.

"Hocus pocus stopus." I said and everything went back to normal except we were falling down the stairs.

"I'm... Gonna... Puke..." Haven said turning green, and I put an umbrella in her face.

"Not on me your not." I laughed. "How long are the stairs?"

Honor shrugged. "I don't- Uh-oh." My head snapped up to see the door crack open.

"Oh, no..." I mumbled as we were thrown off the couch cussion onto the floor head first.

We all groaned in pain, and I put the couch cussion back on the couch, but it was to late.

"Lily, we have to go to- Woah, what happened here?" I groaned because it was just Luke.

"Oh, it's just you... And don't ask." I mumbled.

Finn: Well that was... Interesting.

Me: COUCH CUSHION! I want really long stairs so I can die on a couch cushion.

Finn: Why would you die?

Me: I'm uncordinated so I'd fall off.

R&R: Couch cushion!