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Capter 10 Teh Escaep!

Lidna beutiful Ravenway Taracroft was running and nevr looked bak at teh burning drum. She said in the chagrin, "Oh Dracola, luuk at the Slythrin dorm, it wuz soooooo goffik, I wann slit ma ristz.''

She did so, and came back to life and said with Chagrin, "Tose servants are cumming here now...lets use Vampire's cloke of invicibiliti."

Vampire put it over them, and they escaped.

The confuzed servants who went bak to Corupted Self. Corupted self, Hitler, Aizian, and Roanuld Reagan and his son and daughter Neil and Eliza wur pissed. Eliza slapped them, and then Hitler demoted them.

Butt they wur geven anuther chance by the mastermind who had broght Corupted self here. Uh oh. Hogwertz' fate may be SEELE'd [geddit, they're a council of duudz out to taek over tha world, liek SEEL?]

Menwhile, Lidna went over 2 Huffelpuuf dorm, which was reduced to a lot of joined colsets. And then Blaize came out of the closet. [geddit?]

But it wuz naught Blaize but Britney, who had not ben sent to Azazdistan by Dumbelldoor becuz Dumbledor's Alzheimers made him forget. But nobody knew it was not Blaize because Britney was ninja.

And then Dumblider's Alzheimers made a body for its self as an...ANITSPIRIAL!

It did the evil laughings and maed a lot of students be chagrinned. It laughed in chagrin. It then vanished again and was Dumbliders' alzheimers again.

Menwhile, in gyrfinder's dorm, Lidna and Vampire and Blaize sexed, and Dracola joined in and it wuzn't ghey or notting. They moaned in pleasure and chargin.

Vampire and Dracola shouted, "!" They put their thingies in her you know what and they did it.

And then Pale Duud returned, and said, "Wanna make it a fivesome?"

They did so, and they all organismed at once. And then the bulldozer attacked, it had gotten better.

Vampire did kung fu on it.

Bulldozer shouted, "You cannot kung fu on bulldozer."

Dracola sed, "Yes two people kan!" He did kung fu on it. The Bulldozer was a demon and became oen. Lidna got redressed for battle sexily putting on hur clothes, not rippin a single beautiful shirt string or stretchin her pants.

"Abra Cadabra alakazam!" And the Bulldozir was dead. It truned into...Crab and GarGoyle!

They saw that you know what had just happened and they shouted, "WUT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MUTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS SHITTING IN A BUILDING LIKE TUBGURL!"

Dracola got mad and did Incineratio, which killed the two of them to death. They're ashes wur scattered to the winds and there spirits went 2 hell wear Stan killed them again.

Vampire rocked the fuck out to cover their escaep and Jack Chick II died.