Hello children!!! Woo-hoo!!! I'm back!!! And this is part of what I'm personally dubbing:

My 'Back into Fanfiction' mass gift to all faithful readers!!!

Yup, every story in progress is now getting updated, (GET OUT! and my first discontinued fic) in honor of your insane patience for me(those who read the A/N I left in 'GET OUT!' before going offline will know what I'm talking about).

In other words, I'm back, over death, and ready to start piling humor on to your lives!

Enjoy!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Kishimoto will definitely not let the cause of his fame go.

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Warning: Contains a completely love-sick Naruto, adorably oblivious Sasuke, and two unbelievably pissed and overprotective Uchihas. (Watch it Naruto!!! XD)

Yeah, it's going to be epic XD

Naruto slid open the doors to the Estate, calling out his crush's name. He found himself smiling a bit when he heard the Uchiha of his affections call back his name in confusion. 'Okay Naruto,' he thought bravely to himself as he gave himself a few encouraging slaps in the face, 'Go in there and tell Sasuke how you feel.'

Easier said than done Mr. Uzumaki...

Sasuke had called back to him where he was, and of course, Naruto thought he was alone when the Uchiha had turned one of the corners to greet him with a light smile. Naruto smiled back and was about to reach out to take hold of his hands and tell him when he abruptly stopped, his happy expression melted.

Out of the same passage, two familiar figures walked silently, only to stop and stare bitterly, making the blond feel exeedingly nervous and intimidated. He knew who they were, Sasuke's older brother and cousin, that is. They were unbelievably protective of Sasuke, and he knew that, what he also knew was that they were both seasoned shinobi, they would not hesitate to very literally tear him into strips, especially Itachi. A childish sort of crazy fear spiked as he noticed that their glares failed to cease.

Now, Sasuke may not notice that practically every girl and boy are fantasizing about him, but he did notice that Naruto was practically gaping in fear behind him. The younger genin turned to look back at whatever the hell was scaring him. Both Itachi and Shisui wiped the murderous looks simutaneously and stared back harmlessly at their younger relative, prompting Sasuke to shrug and turn back around.

The glares returned, twicefold.

"What are you doing here, did you need anything?" Sasuke asked, not noticing once again that Naruto was looking terrified. The blond Kyuubi vessel opened his mouth, only to close and open it once more, very much resembling a fish out of water.

"I-I-um, I need to tell you, I um," The looks on their faces promised murder, and Naruto could not finish his original sentence. "I need... to... borrow some weapons?" the youngest Uchiha gave him a deadpanned look. "That's it?" he asked pathetically, making a bubble of hope burst in the blond's chest upon hearing those words. Sasuke was disappointed? Did that mean he expected something else?! Perhaps a confession? Just as the excitement at the possibility that his feelings will be returned grew, Sasuke burst his bubble.

"You stutter and go red for some kunai? Wow, turns out the guy that's going to be Hokage's a real pansy."

"Hey!"

"Whatever, come. I'll get a set from my room."

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xXx 3rd person P.O.V changes to teh troubled Ita-chan XD xXx

Oh f*ck no

Those were the only words running through the seventeen year old's head as dear innocent little Sasuke offered the horny bastard child to go retrieve some weapons.

And from his room of all places!!!

Why, why couldn't Sasuke choose to go somewhere more public?! Like a pre-school playground! No one does anything there! Even the 'badasses' spend their time talking calmly to the fellow mothers about the newest fashion as the children frolick around playing in the slides and swings. Seriously, he can imagine it now, women pelting Naruto with their purses and to-go children medications with one big lady holding him down like a professional wrestler all while screaming 'POLICE'!!!

...

Okay... getting off topic there, when something brilliant popped into his mind.

"Sasuke, why don't you go get a new sharpening stone first? What's the point of letting someone borrow weapons if they're dull?" he discreetly gave Shisui a very slight jab. The nineteen year-old understood the signal, "I'll go with you," he volunteered, then added as an afterthought. "Naruto can stay and choose the weapons he needs."

Naruto stared in horror. If Sasuke will be out, and Shisui will be out, than that means...

A dark cloud of fear hit his mind.

He'll be alone with Itachi.

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xXx 3rd person P.O.V changes back to Sasu-chan XD xXx

Sasuke thought about it for a few seconds, idly chewing the corner of his lower lip. 'It would be useless.' he mentally admitted. 'Seriously, if a kunai's dull, what the heck can someone as ditsy as Naruto do to cause any damage in case of enemy ambush? Death by concission?'

"Hmm... okay, I'll go, but why does Shisui-itoko(sp?) have to go?" Almost as if anticipating that, it didn't take the oldest to respond. "All sharpening stones aren't for the same thing, I'll show you how to pick them out while we're at it." More thought as he gave a nod in agreement. "Okay then. Be back in... however long it takes, you know were my weapons are, right? Just don't touch the katana."

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xXx 3rd person P.O.V changes to Naruto-bastard ('') xXx

Naruto stared at Sasuke in disbelief, all fantasies of...everything with him ceasing. He was going to leave him here?! The blond very openly gaped at him in an attempt to show his dislike of the outcome. "But-," he stuttered. "I don't need them sharpened!" Sasuke mildly waved his comment off as he slid open the front door, stepping outside with Shisui. "Don't be stupid, accept generosity, because that might be the last time you ever get it from Nii-san."

*THWACK*

Silence filled the entire mansion as Naruto slowly turned to stare terrified at the dead serious face of the only other occupant.

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"Please don't kill me!!!"

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A/N: XD I enjoyed that. As you can see, I sucked at the love-sick Naruto part, it's because I despise NaruSasu with every fiber of my being DX It's hideous!!!!

i'm an ItaSasu supporter though =P Irony huh...

Review teh chappie please, and remember that I'm now taking requests! XD Talk about advertising XD If a request is made, it will take a while, since I'm working on one right now.

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Review!!! Before Itachi and Shisui give you teh evil eye!!! *falls over laughing*