Chapter 10
A;n' Alrite idiots. STOP GLAMIN MI STIRY!1111111111 Jus bcause I hate Nurthernurs and gaes and blak people doesn't meen u need 2 giv me aa herd time!1111 Go 2 HE:: YANKEES!1111111111 I write about SUTHERN ENGLAND! Northurn englan and Scotlad are STUPID!1111 Also, thanks to darrel for chekin da spelling. UR DA BEST! I can't wate for 2morrow. (Darrel nd I aare goin to the mall with sum frends) DarryXJo bel OTP4LYF
Chaprer 10: JO BELLES WAND
we WeN 2 da wand shop. Der were all surts of wands der. I looked on da pervert roe. Der was a buch of stap on wands. STRAP ON WANDS?
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Den I went 2 daa SXY suTHern island, were der was a hole buch of wends. DEN I SAWED IT!1111111111111111111 IT was da most butiful wand in da entir world. IT WAS A PTCH4k WAND! So u can cast spells and stab peeples. Of course a pitchfork wand. Typical southern stereotype.
Den a man cam upp bhin us. " MWAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAh!"
I prUf
Esur OLEE, I wull b ur wands prufesur. There's no such thing as a wand professor
"Cull I said."
"I lik ur wand," he sed happly.
"ITS SXY," I sed.
HAree agreed with me. Prufessor Olee tuk us in da bak of da store."Noew we hav some fun!" Olee sed. What kind of fun?
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