The (Soon-To-Be) Princess Diaries

by Blue Wyvern Rider

Mist starts to keep a diary just as the events in Path of Radiance begin. Follow Mist as she tries to ship Ike and Elincia, train up Rolf, tries her best to stay in fashion, and generally tries to be helpful in her own skewed way, all while Sothe decides to add some colorful commentary. A humorous take off Mozco's Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.

10. Entry 10

The (Soon-To-Be) Princess Diaries

Entry 10

Dear Diary,

Okay, I can do it this time, diary. I'm sorry about the last few times. It's been really hard.

Dad died. Big brother brought him back all wounded from something, but brother didn't tell us what happened.

Everyone was upset. Shinon left. We're pretty sure Gatrie's not showing up, either. Titania cried her eyes out. That's the first time I've ever seen her cry.

Ike took over now that dad's gone. Only, it's not turning out well. We got attacked by loads and loads of soldiers and almost died as well. A few cats showed up to help us, but then they almost killed Soren. Actually, most people try to at least once, but still.

Now we're headed to the capital to meet up with the princess. I'm not really sure what to write, right now, diary, so later.

-Mist