I thought it was only a crush. I want my friends dad, I want him and I don't know how to act. I need him badly and he has become a staple in my day. Without him, I fear that I am nothing. I am nothing but a boy with nothing. When he walks into the room, I am speechless. He leaves me breathless when he says my name. I am in love with him, and yet I can't express it.

I don't know when it happened, but one day I just fell in love with my best friends father. I thought the crush wouldn't last, but here I am. Today Naruto is taking me out on our first date. I don't love Naruto, but things have become so fucked up lately. I am just banging my head against the wall.

I am using my best friend to get to his dad. I am using my best friend to get to his dad. I am USING my BEST friend to GET to HIS dad. I AM USING MY BEST FRIEND TO GET TO HIS DAD.

I am… I have to do this, and I hope I can and Naruto can forgive me. I can't stand myself, letting lust get the best of me. This is so OOC for me :( I need to get over my crush, but I don't want to. I choose to lie and scheme for the heart of Minato.

Hell is so close, and I am headed there, but for Minato…. I am willing to go there.

Dear Kami bless my soul

~Sasuke

DearDad1

Dear diary, I can't stand my lustful dead. I have decided to betray my best friend. I am dating him just to get closer to his father. It is something I would never do, as I would never sale Sasuke out. I wouldn't sell him out for the largest bowl of ramen, with extra broth and meat.

Maybe I can't help myself? I need Sasuke's dad. I mean when I look at him I see the most sexiest man on the planet. He has a strut that could kill and smile that could make me faint and swoon all at the same time.

I mean he a fucking cop, maybe Sasuke could understand. A man in uniform might be the sexiest thing known to mankind. I am pulling my hair out in stress mostly because I am using my best friend so can screw, hell fuck, his father. I want to fuck his father. I ADMIT IT!

I need serious help. I want my best friend dad. I am a horrible person. Maybe I should come clean? NO! NEVER!

I must keep this to myself. I must keep this on the inside.

Hell is so close, and I am headed there, but for Fugaku…. I am willing to go there.

Dear Kami bless my soul

~Naruto

DearDad22

Itachi was the happiest person ever. Kisame, his long time crush, was now his boyfriend. It had been a week, and Itachi felt like he was being proposed to. He couldn't help himself. He loved Kisame, although he didn't say it. He wanted Kisame to say it.

He was currently over Kisame's and they had ordered pizza for dinner. They were eating in the living room and watching a movie.

They didn't go out as much do to the fact that if Fugaku saw them, he would kill them. Well Itachi mostly because, Kisame wasn't his child. But Kisame was like his child, as he was his father's protégé. That scared Itachi so much. He was so scared that his father might kill them; he was kind of unpredictable.

Itachi took another slice, and Kisame smirked.

"That's your fourth slice." Kisame smiled. "You're hungry."

"I am and so what!" Itachi said.

"Just saying." Kisame joked. "I never knew you ate so much." Itachi didn't eat too much. He normally would've only at probably one small slice, but today he was hungry. He was craving a lot the pizza.

"You're going to leave me if I get fat?" Itachi asked.

"No, maybe so." Kisame laughed. He took another slice.

Itachi smiled. "I hate you." Kisame planted a kiss on his lips, and Itachi could taste the pizza sauce as it came off of his mouth. He was loving Kisame at this moment, and he was enjoying his presence.

They broke the kiss, and Itachi blushed. He was still in heaven, He still hadn't gotten use to this. Kisame was his, all his, and he still felt he was years away. Kisame was right in front of him, hell he had even fallen asleep on his chest.

Itachi bit into his pizza nervously.

"Get out of your head." Kisame told him. Kisame knew him so well. He was always in his head, and it was very hard for him to get out. He couldn't stand himself sometimes, but he was an introverted person. He preferred to be in his head, instead of extroverted.

"Okay." Itachi said.

"Want some wine?" Kisame joked.

"Whatever." Itachi smiled. "Lemonade please." Itachi laughed, he loved Kisame so much, and he didn't care anymore. He was going to try and stay out of his head. He is going to just let it flow. He can't be a control freak.

DearDad333

Sasuke found himself contemplating what he would wear on his date with Naruto. Maybe black? Maybe blue? Should he wear blue jeans? Well Naruto was his friend, so he should be comfortable. The only thing about this that was stressing him was that Naruto liked him. He had to, as he asked him out. He must really like him and want to get with him.

Sasuke felt so bad, and they had been dating for a week. He hadn't told anyone, mostly because he was afraid to embarrass Naruto. They weren't actually lovers, well not that Sasuke consider them lovers. He was using his own best friend.

He was just now thinking of the true backlash and consequences of his actions. He was going to be friendless. Naruto was Sasuke's only friend. Well he had Deidara and Hidan, but they were more Itachi's friends. Damn! Naruto was like the kind of person that could make tons and tons of friends, but he chose him. On the other hand, Sasuke couldn't find friends as easily as Naruto.

Sasuke decided on blue jeans and a blue button up.

"What cha all dressed up for?" Itachi asked. He walked into Sasuke's room and sat on his bed.

"Nothing. Me and Naruto are going somewhere." Sasuke said. "And I am not dressed up."

"Are you going to sneak into bars again?" Itachi chuckled. Sasuke smiled fondly at the memory of him, Naruto, Itachi, Hidan, and Deidara sneaking into bars. It was one of those fun things they did. The night ended with Hidan in a bar fight and they got kicked out, but people there called it the best fight of the year.

Hidan messed the guy up. He had black eyes and glass was everywhere. They had to run home and Sasuke was so scared. He was also rushing with adrenaline. They sped off in the car, in a rush to make it home. They got there, and no one ever caught Hidan.

It was one hell of a night.

"Maybe." Sasuke tried to create mystery. He didn't want Itachi to know about him and Naruto, just yet. But what if Naruto told them? Sasuke hadn't thought about that.

"Oh well, you know me and Kisame are a thing." Itachi smiled.

"What?" Sasuke turned from the mirror to look at his brother. Itachi and Kisame were together? Itachi had secretly crushed on him for years upon years. He had been so afraid to tell him how he felt, until they had forced him into it. Itachi and Kisame were together. Sasuke was so happy for them. Now Itachi can stop complaining about Kisame.

"Yep." Itachi said. "It happened about a week ago."

Oh. Congrats." Sasuke smiled genuinely. While Itachi was out getting Kisame, Sasuke was out trying to woo Naruto for evil purposes.

"I know, isn't it great." Itachi smiled. "I am going to see him tonight and I am staying the night. If mom and dad ask I went to Hidan's." Itachi gets up.

"Okay." Sasuke laughed. His brother was being bad, and Sasuke couldn't believe it. Itachi was usually the voice of reason.

"Good." Itachi said. "Well have fun."

"You too!"

"Oh, I will." Itachi smirked and left the room

Sasuke smiled for his brother, and he went back to the mirror. He stood there for a few minutes.

He heard the doorbell ring. Sasuke frowned. He was doing this all for his crush; he decided to look at the finish line.

DearDad4444

Naruto rang the doorbell, and it felt like he was waiting for death. He was a horrible person. Who uses their best friend to get their father?

Naruto waited as he heard someone come down the stairs. They opened the door. It was Fugaku.

"Hello." Naruto smiled. He perked up. He remembered whom he was doing this for. "Mr. Fugaku, sir."

Fugaku smiled and Naruto wanted to push him on that couch and fuck to they both pass out.

"Come on in." Fugaku said.

"Okay." Naruto followed him in. Naruto was wearing an orange T-shirt and blue jeans, with holes. They were a nice pair, and dark blue. They sort of seemed attached to his butt, and he was hoping Fugaku noticed. He was whom these pants were for.

"You want something to drink?" Fugaku asked.

"Yeah." Naruto followed him into the kitchen. Fugaku got out to cups, and he poured the some fruit punch in Naruto's glass, and some wine in his own. "I can't have some wine." Naruto cooed.

"Maybe in a few years." Fugaku chuckled.

"But I love wine, and it's white wine." Naruto began blinking his eyes flirtatiously. He was going to seduce Minato, and he was just seeing it now, hot kitchen sex. That would be perfect. Naruto just imagine being taken right here, right now.

"Sounds nice." Fugaku said. "White wine is great." He took another sip and Naruto watched the glass slip between his lips. Naruto wished he was the glass right now. He wondered what those lips felt like on his, and how they felt wrapped around a certain area. Naruto let out a slight groan.

"I bet it is." Naruto said.

Fugaku smiled. "Want to taste. It's from one of the best vineyards."

"Sure." Naruto said.

Fugaku tilted the glass up against Naruto's lip and poured some wine. Naruto drank a sip of it, and then heaven happen. Naruto leaned back farther into euphoria. The feeling and the lust, it was too much for Naruto to take. He couldn't stand the sexual tension. Fugaku's hand slipped around his waist. Naruto almost fainted.

"Oh." Naruto smiled.

"You almost fell back, on you butt." Fugaku's hand was on his ass, and Naruto didn't care what was happening. He was thanking Kami for this moment.

"Thanks for saving me. I am such a klutz." Naruto chuckled.

"Yeah, you always need to be saved." Fugaku chuckled.

Naruto relaxed into Fugaku's grip, then he removed his hand. Naruto wanted to cry because he hated Fugaku so much right now. He should be fucking him, not letting go of him.

"Naruto." Sasuke said. Naruto groaned. He was so close to heaven.

"Sasuke." Naruto walked over and hugged his friend, well boyfriend.

"You ready?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh you two are going out?" Fugaku asked.

"Yeah, we can't have dinner dad." Sasuke said, he tried not to reveal they were dating. It wasn't something he wanted to do. He wasn't really ready for his dad to know.

"Well." Fugaku went into his wallet and gave Sasuke a hundred dollar bill. "Have fun."

"I will." Sasuke said.

Sasuke and Naruto left, and Naruto was a little upset. Well at least he didn't have to pay for the fake date, but he still had to leave Fugaku, his baby daddy.

Naruto and Sasuke got into the car. Naruto put the key into the ignition, and got ready to drive. He pulled off. He couldn't believe that this was actually happening. The fake date was happening.

DearDad55555

Sasuke and Naruto were very different. Naruto was outgoing and fun, but Sasuke was lackluster and boring. Naruto wasn't all that smart, but Sasuke excelled in his studies. Naruto was light and Sasuke was dark. They were two different people, but they had one thing in common, they both loved each other's dad.

They were similar in that.

They made the best of friends, but now as lovers they felt doomed. Usually friends blossomed as lovers, but Naruto and Sasuke felt odd. They felt as if they had lost all conversation points.

The waiter comes and sat their food on the table. Sasuke got pasta, and Naruto got a burger.

It was the usual.

"So Naruto, what are your goals?" Sasuke asked.

"Maybe become a dentist." Naruto looked at Sasuke like he was crazy. "And you?"

"A baker." Sasuke and Naruto began to laugh hard.

"I hate you Sasuke." Naruto frankly flirted.

"Me too Naruto, me too." Sasuke said.

DearDad666666

Sasuke wondered how in the world did he end up in Naruto's room. He guessed he didn't want to go home, and he'd rather stay here. It saddened him that Minato was out on yet another night shift. Sasuke wished he were here forever. Minato needed to stay because he needed to be here for Sasuke.

Sasuke laid on Naruto's bed. Naruto came and sat beside him. Sasuke felt a little worried. He wondered how he could feel attracted to Naruto. Then Sasuke had an idea.

He would think of him as Minato. Then it would all be so simple.

Sasuke decided to lean in for a kiss.

Naruto felt it coming, and he looked at Sasuke with wide eyes. He wasn't ready. He would have to fake it, he thought about Fugaku. He tried to picture kissing him, and then the kiss would be perfect.

Their lips connected and they pushed against each other with force. Sasuke moaned, he could taste Naruto's tea he had. Naruto moaned back, and he could taste the pasta sauce. Naruto shoved his tongue inside of Sasuke's mouth.

Sasuke grew breathless; he had to admit it was a good kiss.

Naruto broke the kiss.

"Minato." Sasuke groaned.

"Fugaku." Naruto moaned.

They both opened their eyes and looked into each others. They both had just revealed their crush, and hell it wasn't only a crush. It was their best friend's dad.

DearDad7777777

So tell me what you thought? And yes finally a confession!

Stubs1101: Thanks for the review! I know it won't end well. Not at all? Maybe *Evil Laugh*

Masy: It will work itself out, and next chapter will be a big turning point. I wasn't planning to have them use each other forever. Thanks for the review!

ada2012: Thanks for the review! It will in it's own little way, I promise.

Twila: Thanks for the Review! They finally confessed, well who know what will happen next chapter. Okay, and I know Naruto and Sasuke are guys. It was more dreamy and jokingly about the bride and girlfriend thing. Naruto asked Sasuke to be his girlfriend as a joke pretty much. He didn't really mean Sasuke was a girl. I know they're not women, it is meant as more of a dreamy sequence, not to be factual, if you know what I mean.