That's Professor Wallace to You

by Super Batflash

Superboy doesn't really understand a lot of simple life lessons most people learn when they're kids. Who better to teach him lessons in life than Wally?

10. Lesson 10: Educational Programs

Educational Programs

"I don't understand."

"What?"

"She has a map."

"Yeah so?"

"So, it talks."

"And…"

"And she keeps asking us for directions."

"Dude this is an educational show, it's supposed to be teaching little kids."

"Teaching them what? How not to use a map."

"Well um-"

"And what about that stupid fox?"

"You mean Swiper?"

"Yeah, saying Swiper no swiping is magically supposed to make him stop stealing your stuff?"

"Yeah okay that's kind of stupid, but it's for three year olds so,"

"So what?"

"So it's supposed to show that violence is never the answer."

"But violence is always the answer."

"Not always."

"Yes always."

"What's 1+1?"

"O w ow!"

"See?"

"Whatever, let's just watch Blue's Clues."

A/N: When your three Dora the Explorer makes lots of sense but if you watch when you're sixteen then it's just a load of confusing gobbledygook. Hope you enjoyed.