What is your full name and age?

Lysander Frank Longbottom

Lycan Xenophilius Longbottom

Not "Scamander" you notice.

That guy that stalks mum. We wouldn't take his name if you paid us.

Imagine, if we'd been his kids, I'd be "Lysander Scamander" what an awful name.

Describe yourself.

Um, we're dorks, and look like our dad who's also a dork.

But hey we have mum's hair and eyes.

You mean you have mum's eyes, I have dad's green eyes, instead of mum's silver ones.

Where are you?

In the greenhouse at Hogwarts, we were going to help dad, but he's who knows where.

I'll bet he went home to make out with mum again.

What are your likes?

The people who know that mum's married to dad, not to her stalker.

I like magical plants and animals.

What are your dislikes?

When people think mum is married to her stalker!

Lysander, you really need to do something about your obsession with mum's stalker.

What are you thinking right now?

How much I hate mum's stalker!

That he needs to get over that obsession.

What is your favorite animal?

Nargles

Wackspurts

Who is your favorite members of your family? (besides each other)

Mum and Dad.

Our sisters Augusta and Alice

How crazy do you think you are?

Not all that crazy, we're more like dad.

I'm not that crazy, but he is. And actually dad is kind of weird.

Would you rather be the children of your mother's stalker or not know your father?

Aaugh! I don't want to be mentioned in the same sentence as mum's stalker!

Not know dad? That would be terrible!

What if your mum liked her stalker?

Aaaaaaaaaugh!

I don't want to think about it.

Where do you eat lunch?

In the great hall, duh.

I think it means "which table?" Some days we sit at the Ravenclaw table since Lysander and Augusta are Ravenclaws, sometimes we sit at the Gryffindor table because Alice and I are Gryffindors.

What do you wish your name was?

I love my name. Of course "Longbottom" being your last name does get you a lot of teasing.

Sometimes I wish my name was Demetrius to go with Lysander, like in the play A Midsummer Night's Dream, but I like my name.

Have you ever read fan fiction?

Sometimes it's quite entertaining, although I'm a little scared by the pairings they put mum or dad in.

Sometimes we even appear, too bad our sisters don't. And the fics never remember who our dad is.

Rolf Scamander or Neville Longbottom?

Aaaaaaaaah! You said the name of mum's stalker! I like dad waaaaaaay better.

Dad, most certainly dad.

A/N This is Neville and Luna's twin sons (the ones Rowling said were Rolf Scamander's kids.)