Heh heh heh... Insanity is insured with this one... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Once more I don't own beyblade, however I DO own these revenge tacts, and I don't have a spellcheck but did my best with the grammer and spelling, so if you wanna flame let step into my fire-proof suit first m'kays?

(Please keep in mind Tyson has nicknamed Hilary's breast Squishy...)

And remember to enjoy!!

9) Follow her around with a camera, clicking pics at random moments.

'Hey Julia...' Tyson asked the two-toned haired teenager one sunny morning.

The girl in question glanced up at him from her scrapbooking, and raised a brow. 'What Tyson?' She was still a little ticked off with him from his comments about her relationship with Kai.

'Can I borrow your camera?'

The girl stared at the digital camera sitting beside her on the sofa. 'If you promise to bring it back exactly as you took it, I guess so...'

She picked it up, and went to hand it to Tyson, only to yank it away when he was about to snatch it. 'HEY!' He complained.

'That'll be twenty bucks first.'

'WHY?!'

Julia waved the camera in his face. 'Do you want it or not?'

The raven haired boy huffed, but forked over the money. He needed that camera for his plot to work. 'Fine, you greedy gold-digger...'

'What can I say...?' She smirked, snatching the money from him before tossing the camera over. 'A girl need to make money somehow!'

Fifteen minutes, five pictures, and one charger later, Hilary sat next to Tyson on the deck, feeding the ducks in the backyard pond.

'Hey Hil.'

'What Tyson.'

'Smile!'

CLICK

FLASH

HILARY SEEING STARS (Wait... that's not a sound effect!)

She narrowed her eyed at him. 'What are you-'

CLICK

FLASH

BLINDING LIGHT (Again not a sound effect...)

Hilary rubbed her eyes. 'Tyso-'

CLICK

FLASH

BAM

'HEY! That's not my camera!'

'You should've though about that before you started annoying me again!'

'No... Julia'll kill me for sure this time...'

'Stop sulking Tyson! All I did was put the lense on it!'

'Oh yeah...' He grinned stupidly. 'I knew that...'

'Sure you did...'

'Hey Hil...' Daichi greeted his female friend as he ploped down next to her later on that afternoon, chomping on a pocky.

'Hi Daichi...' The brunette sighed.

The red-head frown. 'What's up brainbasher? You and Tyson have a fight or somethin'?'

Hilary deadpanned. 'No Dai-'

Daichi lept back to his feet, pocky in hand, and pumped one fist in the air. 'Don't worry! ALL FIANCES FIGHT!'

'FIANCES?!' Hilary bellowed, nearly choaking on the air.

'YOU'RE LOVE WILL CONCER ALL!!!' Daichi exclaimed.

'Hold on a min-'

'LOVE ALWAYS WINS!'

'Daich-'

'BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF YOUTHFUL LOVE!'

'STOP WATCHNG SO MUCH NARUTO! YOU'RE NOT ROCK LEE!'

'YOUTHFUL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Who tells you these things?!

'Mariah...'

'I should've-'

'LOVE ALL THE WAY BABY!'

'I'M NOT-'

Tyson chose this minute to pop out of a bush, humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

CLICK

FLASH

SMASH (Hey! A rhyme!)

'HILARY!!!!! THAT WAS MY POCKY!'

'I don't care!'

'Oww...'

'Shut up Tyson...' She murmured, the turned on the younger of the two idiots. 'It was a choclate covered bread stick Daichi!'

'NO! MY POCKY!!!'

'I didn't think they were that hard...!'

'They not!'

'NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POCKY-KINS!'

'Pocky-kins?'

SLAM

Hilary body slammed Tyson. 'Ow...'

'Serves you right.'

'PPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'Get off.'

'No.'

'But you're heavy...'

'I'M WHAT!"

'YOU BROKE POCKY-KINS!'

'SHUT UP DAICHI!' The bickering duo screamed at the over darmatic red-head.

Daichi blinked blankly at his two friends. 'All you had to do was ask...' Then he burst into tears and ran away.

Hilary and Tyson deadpanned.

'Okay...' The brunette's eyebrow twitched.

Tyson yanked out Julia's camera again.

CLICK

FLASH

PLOP

'NO HIL!!!'

Too late, the camera was on a one way ride to the bottom of the lake by now.

'YOU!' He shouted, pointing to the girl who still sat on to of him. 'YOU'RE EVIL!'

A blood vessel popped in her forehead. 'WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!'

'NO!'

'YES!'

'NO WAY!'

'STUP UP!'

'OKAY!'

'I SAID-' Hilary blinked and stared down at the boy she was currently straddling. 'What? Just like that?'

'Well there's a condition.'

She frowned. 'What?'

Tyson grinned evily, and rolled them over before Hilary could react. 'I want squishy!'

'PERVERT.'

SMACK

'SQUISHY!'

'LET GO!'

BAM

'SQUISHY SQUISHY SQUISH!!!!!!!!'

'TTTTTTYYYYYYSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!'

THWACK

'SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!'

'GET YOU HANDS OFF ME!'

He grinned down at the red faced girl beneath him, then slammed his face between her breasts.

'TTTTTTYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Hilary screeched, her face burned so red it rivaled ketchup.

The raven haired boy locked his arms tightly around her, trapping her arms to her sides.

'LET GO!' She cried loudly, kicking out with her feet.

He mumbled something, but the words were lost in her shirt. Never had she hated cleavage so much in her life.

CLICK

FLASH

What the hell? Where did he get a picture phone?!

'TTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.'

'No Hil! Wait! don't! NO!!!!!!!!!! GRANDPA JUST GOT ME THAT CELL!!!!!'

OMG! More writers block... it's murder... I'm just glad I got this chapter DONE! A little random, but DONE DONE DONE!

YAY such happiness... ANYWAYS... Everyone at my school seems to have gone camera happy, so I thought I would as well... lol

Dong-Chun-Mei