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Warning: Possible OOCness; Hormonal!Preggers!Fem!Cloud; Doting!Sephiroth; Precoccious!Chibi!Riku; Shonen-ai; Mentions of Fem!Sora; Meddling Goddess

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"Mother, Father! Please let me marry Sora!"

"Hah?" Cloud stared at her eldest son in bewilderment.

Across the table, Riku sat in front of his parents with a determined look on his face. "I want to marry Sora. Please give me your blessing," he repeated.

"I don't particularly mind," Sephiroth said impassively. Cloud turned to him with a look of pure betrayal.

Riku perked up at his father's approval. "Thank you, Father!"

"Woah, hold on!" Cloud interrupted. "Riku, do you understand what you're saying? What brought this on?"

"Of course," Riku answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Sora keeps making other friends," he said, spitting out the word was if it was something vile, and his formerly pleasant expression twisted into a dark look. "It was bad enough that Kairi butted in - and I put up with it - but now all these annoying pests want to take Sora away from me. If Sora becomes my bride, I won't have to worry about them."

Cloud was silent throughout his whole tirade while Sephiroth gained an approving and pleased look. Suddenly, in a fit of violence, Cloud turned and grabbed a handful of Sephiroth's face and slammed his head back hard onto the hardwood floor.

"YOU! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU, OUR SON TURNED OUT LIKE THIS!"

Calmly getting up to calm the enraged woman, Sephiroth gently took a firm hold on Cloud to prevent her from flailing violently. "Now, now. Be careful. You're in a delicate state right now."

"DELICATE MY ASS! THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOO!"

"I believe it takes two people to conceive a child, Puppet."

Riku watched his parents patiently. One day, he and Sora could be as lovey-dovey as his parents. Recalling Sora's pouty face, he could see why his father enjoyed his mother's angry face.

A while later once Cloud had finally calmed down, she and Sephiroth once again sat at the table, drinking tea. "I get that you want to marry Sora so you can stay together, but you don't have to get married to do that. And aren't you still too young to be thinking of such things? You're only five."

"You mean like you and Father," Riku asked thoughtfully.

"Well, no. That would imply that we're in a committed relationship of some sort - which we're not."

"Oh?" Sephiroth raised a fine brow. "You are carrying my fourth child. I would think the commitment has been long since established."

Cloud glared at him in response before clearing her expression and turning back to her eldest son. "I meant like AVALANCHE. Tifa, Cid, Yuffie, Aerith and the rest are all still good friends of mine."

Riku frowned and let out a stubborn, "No. If I don't, Roxas won't stop butting in even though he already has Axel. Besides, Sora and I already shared our first kiss."

"Hah?" Cloud stared, dumbfounded, muttering to herself, "My baby already had his first kiss?"

Seeing as Cloud wasn't going to break out of her trance, Sephiroth took over the interrogation. "And? What does that have anything to do with it?"

"Isn't it obvious? Since we gave each other our first kiss, we have to get married."

Cloud's neck snapped as she jerked to look at her son. "What? Who told you that?!"

"Uncle Cid," Riku replied. "He said we had to marry whoever gets our first kiss. Since we didn't want to marry some weirdo, we shared our first kiss instead."

"Cid, that bastard…!" Cloud trembled in her seat before abruptly standing up. "I'll kill him!"

Before she could leave, Sephiroth snatched her wrist to prevent her escape. "Calm down, Cloud. Think about your condition. And besides, isn't it fine?"

"It's not fine! Friend or not, I won't forgive him for corrupting my children!" At this point, Cloud's furious eyes were laden with unshed tears as her hormones went out of control. "I'll destroy him and his stupid planes!"

With an indulgent sigh, Sephiroth gently and effortlessly wrestled his pregnant not-wife (as she insisted in their not-marriage) onto his lap and encased her small form in his arms. As Cloud began to calm down, Sephiroth blinked as he recalled something, he turned to his son. "While I don't particularly mind, are you sure you'll be alright with marrying a boy?"

Riku gave a resolute nod. "Sora is Sora. Besides, it'll be fine, right? After all, Mother was one before, right? I think the Goddess won't mind turning Sora into a girl. If he stays a boy, I don't really mind, either."

Cloud sniffled in Sephiroth's shoulder.

In another life, she gave birth to Riku once again. When Zack and Aerith told her that Sora was born a girl this time around, she didn't know whether or not she should curse Minerva for meddling in their children's lives.

Hey guys,

I know I said I was gonna post the alternate ending to the previous one, but this little plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone so I decided to let it write itself out.

Plus, I know some of you requested to see how Cloud and Seph interacted when Cloud was pregnant, so this was a glimpse of that. And yes, Cloud is pregnant with Naminé in here.

Lol this was inspired by one of Samwise's (also known as SSize or Ichimura Hitoshi) doujinshi. And yes, I totally ship Riku/Sora.

R&R! :D